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Devious Minds of 12oz.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Milton, Jun 29, 2004.

  1. Milton

    Milton 12oz Senior Member

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    Devious Minds of 12oz.

    Discussion started by Milton - Jun 29, 2004

    Help me think up a good excuse for quitting my job.

    I have:
    Going back to school...
    Got a full time job out of town...
    Moving out of town with a girl...
    Going to jail...
    Getting thrown out of my place, moving back with parents in another state...

    Help me think of a good one or elaborate on one of these. It needs to be well thought out and bulletproof...
     
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  2. fermentor666

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    fermentor666 - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    Tell your boss that you have a hemorrhoid the size of a potato and you need to have surgery to get it removed, followed by a long recovery period.

    Bulletproof.
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    Your girlfriend's Ex is trying to kill you and he knows where you work. You've got to flee the state.
     
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    S@T@N - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    "I don't feel like working here anymore."
     
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    iloveboxcars - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    exactly.
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    usually the best excuse is the truth...so Milton...why DO you want to leave?
     
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    Mr. Peanut - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    "brownie monsters are after me"
     
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    !@#$% - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    sounds like you don't only need to get away from a job, but a person as well, what with all the moving references.
    what's the deal?

    i have usually quit jobs to take a better one.

    my best friend just quit her job to go to bali and the phillipines until late october

    i quit a job to go to paint louis

    and i was once fired for failing a drug test

    tell em you're joining the army.
     
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    Devilush - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    my hubby uses the "i got locked up...." excuse.
     
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    Weapon X - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    Just stop showing up, then come back asking for a reference a month later

    Ever seen Eurotrip? Tell them you gave Humphrey the file.
     
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    iloveboxcars - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    haha
     
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    Milton - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    Im moving in real life, and thats why I'm quitting but I'm moving to go to school and my manager will know if I tell him "I'm movign to go to school" that I've been planning to move since before I was hired and I told him that I was willing to work a year or more...
     
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    T=E=A=S=E - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    you said you need help with something to say in reguards to "quitting" your job, quiting refers to leaving without a 2 week notice of your departure from said job in the job world, and if thats the case, just dont go anymore ya knucklehead, im sure they'll get the picture that you quit. However, i strongly advise that you put in a 2 week notice before you quit if you are 18 or older.

    its a small world out there and people know people who know other mother fuckers. you get what im saying?

    now, if you meant quit as in put in a 2 week notice and leave the proper way, just say youre putting in your 2 weeks notice (i wrote mine down on a peice of paper to serve as a reminder just recently) and tell them you appreciate all that they have done for you (even if its not true) and that another opportunity has come your way that you couldn't pass up.

    its that simple.
     
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  14. Milton

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    Milton - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    Wow... A serious response without a hint of sarcasm...

    Milton
    Speechless in Seattle...
     
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    T=E=A=S=E - Replied Jun 29, 2004

    didnt see your post before mine, beat me to the punch.

    in that case, id just tell him it was unexpected, and that you have to go.

    just say that youre moving for another job that is a better opportunity and you couldnt pass it up.

    its honestly none of their business. id still put in a 2 weeks notice if i was you but you can quit just the same.
     
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