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DENTISTS!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Issac Brock, Jun 5, 2006.

  1. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    WOW!

    I just had to go to the dentist and man, did that suck. This type of thing is discussed all the time, but I have to vent. If I were to make a list of things that I DREAD doing, going to the dentist would obviously be #1. It's uncomfortable, painful and awkward.

    And what is it with these conversationalist dentists? This woman kept asking me about college and finding a job and shit as if I was able to answer. Has she forgotten that her hands and various metal tools are in my mouth?

    Ugh.
     
  2. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    at any point did your penix become aroused and you had to do that weird shuffle to muffle the trouser beast?
     
  3. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    No, definitely not, and I'm glad that didn't happen. But what that reminded me of what I forgot to mention: She kept talking to other dentists that walked by and when she talked to them she would rest her arms on me like I was an...armrest. Like she would just put her arms on my chest. I was all uncomfortable and pissed off already, I wanted to slap her and yell GET OFF ME BITCH
     
  4. El Mamerro

    El Mamerro Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Feb 4, 2001 Messages: 14,718 Likes Received: 225
    [​IMG]

    My dentist loves me.
     
  5. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    I just paid $900 for new retainers. I lost mine. I also have to pay 50 bucks for each additional visit. My orthodontist has messed up teeth. ironic.
     
  6. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    when i had insurance i hated going to the dentist because they would talk to me. just clean my mouth, i dont want to know about your family and i dont want to struggle to answer your questions just to be polite while you're finger fucking my cheek. now that i have insurance again im going to call 1-800 dentist and ask them if they can recommend a mute in my area.
     
  7. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    great picture
     
  8. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  9. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    get out of my thread; go get banned
     
  10. upup&away

    upup&away Member

    Joined: Jul 19, 2004 Messages: 756 Likes Received: 10
    When this happens i just think of this..
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    She kills wood in heartbeat
     
  11. pornbooth

    pornbooth Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 3,176 Likes Received: 288
    ive always just thought about garfield to get the woody to go away, it works like a charm.
     
  12. viperface

    viperface Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 13, 2006 Messages: 4,153 Likes Received: 166
    I used to hate dentist too, and I still do...
    but last year I got over it a little when I had many appointments in row. I knew every session would last at least 40 minutes and I thought Fuck it. Later this evening I'll be ok anyway, getting drunk etc. The pain and horror will be gone in an hour. small dish.

    It worked. Defeating a slight phobia was something new for me and I was also able to break out the cycle in many other everyday routines that I hate. It's surprizingly hard for me to defeat the little fucking discouraging thought and actually get shit done

    edit: i'm getting drunk. whoa
     
    Last edited: Jun 5, 2006
  13. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    That's why I haven't done well in high school. I'm smart, but I have had trouble ever convincing myself to actually do work. And even if I did do work, I wouldn't try. Now I wish I had, because now that I want to be serious in college, I would have had a lot more doors open to me.
     
  14. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    you dont really need to go to college. get a trade, you'll make money without sitting behind a desk.
     
  15. Dog Chapman

    Dog Chapman Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2006 Messages: 3,780 Likes Received: 5
    :lol:
     
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