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Demonstration Speech Ideas?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DEE38, Aug 7, 2002.

  1. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    Tommorow I have to give a demonstration on something for speech class and im totattly blanked out on what to do.

    No food is allowed.

    Some guy is gunna show us some "rodeo clowning" techniques, uh. He used to be Rodeo clown..

    Some girl is doing CPR..

    someone else is teaching how to Salsa.

    I really don't know what to do.... any ideas? It has to be no more than 8 minutes long.

    And please refrain from ideas like: demonstrate sucking dick

    thanks.

    -dee
     
  2. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Demonstrate mass murder, and techniques on human mutilation.
     
  3. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
  4. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    NO way.

    I Made this kind of thread before, and it didnt fucking work. My idea was better then what anyone else said.

    Why not demonstrate how to clean a handgun?

    Mount a grasshopper?

    Make a pipe-bomb?

    Using a suppository?
     
  5. spec

    spec Guest

    If you're really stumped you can spend 8 min. showing people how to perpare for something like what you have to do, and what not to do.

    you Dee from NYC?
     
  6. CHEWBAKALLAH

    CHEWBAKALLAH Guest

    when allah was in 7th grade i had to do a religeous presentation, so me being a stupid jackass decided to show them how muslims pray, i was down on the ground, when a trashcan gets thrown at my head, knocking me unconcious for minutes. i awoke then i realized the only trashcan was behind the teachers desk, thanks for buying me a t.v. whore.
     
  7. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    No im not from NY.

    And I can't bring weapons to school.



    I was thinking of demonstrating how to make a "lei" since everyone knows me as the girl from hawaii.

    I just want to say:

    "SO HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE GOTTEN LEID BEFORE?"

    but thats fucking lame since las vegas has SHITTY flowers. YES I SAID IT, SHITTY FUCKING FLOWERS. I see no beautiful gardens!
     
  8. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    chewbakallah, HAHAHAH, fucking brilliant. too bad not allah nigga, man.
     
  9. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    demonstrate the beauty of silence.
     
  10. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Why the hell is this for speech class??
     
  11. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    you could demonstrate how to look good in a thong!!!

    ooohhhhffff.....sorry.....that was a compliment, i swear....
     
  12. I Luv Roo

    I Luv Roo Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2001 Messages: 733 Likes Received: 0
    Demonstrate:

    how to make a stencil.

    How to make a book.

    How to make a zine.

    How to repair a bike tire.

    How to assemble a skateboard.

    Or just steal something from Martha Stewart - she's got tons of already-ripped-off ideas.

    Or do something nobody thinks a girl would know how to do...
     
  13. socrates

    socrates Guest

    You can make a bomb, it's not illegal until it's assembeled...
     
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