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Demonstration Speech Ideas?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DEE38, Aug 7, 2002.

  1. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

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    Demonstration Speech Ideas?

    Discussion started by DEE38 - Aug 7, 2002

    Tommorow I have to give a demonstration on something for speech class and im totattly blanked out on what to do.

    No food is allowed.

    Some guy is gunna show us some "rodeo clowning" techniques, uh. He used to be Rodeo clown..

    Some girl is doing CPR..

    someone else is teaching how to Salsa.

    I really don't know what to do.... any ideas? It has to be no more than 8 minutes long.

    And please refrain from ideas like: demonstrate sucking dick

    thanks.

    -dee
     
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  2. GLIK$

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    GLIK$ - Replied Aug 7, 2002

    Demonstrate mass murder, and techniques on human mutilation.
     
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  3. DEE38

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    DEE38 - Replied Aug 7, 2002

    :mad:

    NO FOOD.
     
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    B_As_In_Bot - Replied Aug 7, 2002

    NO way.

    I Made this kind of thread before, and it didnt fucking work. My idea was better then what anyone else said.

    Why not demonstrate how to clean a handgun?

    Mount a grasshopper?

    Make a pipe-bomb?

    Using a suppository?
     
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  5. spec

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    spec - Replied Aug 7, 2002

    If you're really stumped you can spend 8 min. showing people how to perpare for something like what you have to do, and what not to do.

    you Dee from NYC?
     
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    CHEWBAKALLAH - Replied Aug 7, 2002

    when allah was in 7th grade i had to do a religeous presentation, so me being a stupid jackass decided to show them how muslims pray, i was down on the ground, when a trashcan gets thrown at my head, knocking me unconcious for minutes. i awoke then i realized the only trashcan was behind the teachers desk, thanks for buying me a t.v. whore.
     
  7. DEE38

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    DEE38 - Replied Aug 7, 2002

    No im not from NY.

    And I can't bring weapons to school.



    I was thinking of demonstrating how to make a "lei" since everyone knows me as the girl from hawaii.

    I just want to say:

    "SO HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE GOTTEN LEID BEFORE?"

    but thats fucking lame since las vegas has SHITTY flowers. YES I SAID IT, SHITTY FUCKING FLOWERS. I see no beautiful gardens!
     
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    DEE38 - Replied Aug 7, 2002

    chewbakallah, HAHAHAH, fucking brilliant. too bad not allah nigga, man.
     
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    ledzep - Replied Aug 7, 2002

    demonstrate the beauty of silence.
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Aug 7, 2002

    Why the hell is this for speech class??
     
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    boogie hands - Replied Aug 7, 2002

    you could demonstrate how to look good in a thong!!!

    ooohhhhffff.....sorry.....that was a compliment, i swear....
     
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  12. I Luv Roo

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    I Luv Roo - Replied Aug 7, 2002

    Demonstrate:

    how to make a stencil.

    How to make a book.

    How to make a zine.

    How to repair a bike tire.

    How to assemble a skateboard.

    Or just steal something from Martha Stewart - she's got tons of already-ripped-off ideas.

    Or do something nobody thinks a girl would know how to do...
     
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  13. socrates

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    socrates - Replied Aug 7, 2002

    You can make a bomb, it's not illegal until it's assembeled...