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Victor Ward

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the internet has paralyzed me and i can feel my ass flattening out.

the options:

 

1. power nap

2. "christmas shopping" (for myself mainly)

3. actually do some school work

4. paint (not graffiti i only do real art)

5. sit on my ass in front of the 42 inch plasma screen (HA) and watch vh1 classics

6. go jogging

7. wash and wax car

8. wander around in sewers

9. eat 30 cubes of rat poison

 

you decide. i can't.

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Originally posted by Victor Ward

sorry pmb i was bored and i dislike you.

 

 

dont worry PMB..... I still love you.

 

I guess it's your first case of 'Mod Hating'.

I dont think I've had one yet. It will be fun!

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okay... here's why all your plans suck shit from hairy assholes!

 

1. power nap

you're afraid of the dark and you nightlight battery got taken for your mom's dil.

 

2. "christmas shopping" (for myself mainly)

Might as well send yourself a birthday card too. You'll die alone.

 

3. actually do some school work

They actually give you work when you ride the short bus? BEEP BEEP!

 

4. paint (not graffiti i only do real art)

you're such an 'artfag' that I dont think the term applies. You are an Art Feltcher!

 

5. sit on my ass in front of the 42 inch plasma screen (HA) and watch vh1 classics

That your dad bought the family so his wife would give him his annual screw.

 

6. go jogging

Run fatso run!

 

7. wash and wax car

Gotta get some 'On the Job Training'. You've got 40+ years of it left.

 

8. wander around in sewers

Even the C.H.U.D.s dont want to hang with you.

 

9. eat 30 cubes of rat poison

That's the best idea yet, but how about crushing it and mainlining the shit?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Like that Mr.ABC?

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Everyone join in!

 

 

 

1. power nap

yeah you need a nap so you can try to forget about your cravings for fucking synthetic heroin you scumbag

 

2. "christmas shopping" (for myself mainly)

Christmas shopping doesn't consist of picking up man thongs and weight gainer you fucking twig looking homo

 

3. actually do some school work

School work is out this season, dont you fucking read Vogue? You fashion fake.

 

4. paint (not graffiti i only do real art)

You don't do graffiti because you would get ragged pussy. You would probably get locked up too because you would hesitate hopping that fence in fear that you would rip your Diesels.

 

5. sit on my ass in front of the 42 inch plasma screen (HA) and watch vh1 classics

Hey your life is a failure, atleast you can die knowing you owned a 42 inch plasma screen.

 

6. go jogging

Junkies go jogging? Haha I bet you look like Rufus from Bum Fights when you run.

 

7. wash and wax car

Again with the material items, it really shows how much of a sad, sad man you are. Nobodys going to give a fuck if your car is shiny once it is bent around a lightpost.

 

8. wander around in sewers

Now this I can see. It isn't odd for one to want to go somewhere that they feel comfortable. And you are a piece of scum so what better place to go.

 

9. eat 30 cubes of rat poison

I think you should just get some embalming fluid mixed with clorox and shoot it up.

 

 

 

Eh. I tried.

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haha you toolsheds thought i was gonna go play in a sewer. i think not. i did decide to go christmas shopping though, but im not gonna tell you what i got (myself).

 

oh and Kilo, this isnt my "first case of mod-hating." im not new. and i dont hate anybody. i love you guys. youre all very funny and cool.

 

anywayyy im listening to phil collins "sussudio" on repeat full blast and wearing a blood red geoffery beene buttondown under a cream burberry polo (no check) and some izod khaki shorts (its like 80* down here) and a dark brown fendi belt and some dark brown top siders which unfortunately half of you have now while sipping hot chai with soy, not milk and flipping through the new j.crew catalog and it all seems to work together very well except for the fact that im on here and some of you think im a junkie or weigh 110 lbs neither of which are true.

 

TO THE MAX

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