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DEATH TO THE SHIFTY FATASS

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by docs, Nov 4, 2004.

  1. docs

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    DEATH TO THE SHIFTY FATASS

    Discussion started by docs - Nov 4, 2004

    Alright so my roomate is a fatass im sure you saw that before you clicked. The kid is a computer game fiend. Every time i come in hes on his ass playing ninja turtles or some shit. Ok so my computer is out for a few weeks cause its being fixed. I got one game, "morrowind" and i leave it out cause i was checkin to see if all the shit was in there and i was thinking about selling it. I get my computer back and go to look for the box. Gone. My first thoughts were fatass ganked it without knowing it was mine. ( I have no fucking idea how he wouldnt know) so i ask him about it. "nope." Bummer 35 bucks down the drain. So i forgot about it for a couple weeks. Then I saw the icon on my computer and i started to wonder what happend to it. My roomates a ok person i doubt he'd jack me and think hed get away with it. Well he stepped out and he didnt lock his door and im sittin on the couch thinking this. Then im like fuck it thats my $35 so i pop in to take a quick look. That bitch is laying on the middle of the floor. im thinking " aww hell nah" so im thinking about not saying shit im gonna go look for something of his to jack as soon as i finish this. And im gonna just pull some bullshit on him then bring it up at the end of the semster and beat his ass after tourturing him. So if you got any ideas i can use id be gratfull... and nuttin in the conditioner is going down soon. Oh he weres contacts if you know any good shit to do with the solution thats a funk harmless prank, maybe make his ass permanatly blind ya know nothing id regret.
     
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  2. InnerCityRebel

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    InnerCityRebel - Replied Nov 4, 2004

    just play the game when he gets home and make sure he sees you playing.Then call him pout on it and bitch slap him.. :clown2:
     
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    AORAone - Replied Nov 4, 2004

    damn man, thats a rediculous amount of typing
     
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  4. LaCosaNostra

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    LaCosaNostra - Replied Nov 4, 2004

    ^yeah, it really is. I suggest checking out the Dorm WARS thread.
     
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  5. docs

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    docs - Replied Nov 4, 2004

    haha my bad... angry typing
     
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  6. Dr. Dazzle

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    So......you guys are fighting over a video game?
     
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    Brewster Baker - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    the story of your life Dazzle
     
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    fermentor666 - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    Call the cops.
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    Coming from a guy who broke down the door to his 13 year old brother's room just so he could play GTA for an hour......
     
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    Brewster Baker - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    hahaha naw get it straight... I waited till he went trick or treating then I went in.... and it was for 3 hours not 1
     
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    High Priest - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    Jerk off onto his pillow case.
     
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    JohnnyHorton - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    now this is rich
    I know about your own little GTA addiction

    and also....
    wheres my package? ;)
     
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    CRAMPS - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    WAKE HIM UP EVERY MORNING A 4 AM WITH A BULL HORN! then make him GO JOGGING WITH YOU!


    oh...sign him up for some scientologist shit..so they call him all the time and bug him to join..


    OR!! give him some twinkey, but suck out the whipcream, and replace it with mayo or do the same with a chocolate eclair! hahaha
    ^i think thats from the simpsons or southpark...cant remember
     
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    FunktionOne - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    Sign him up for a bunch of stupid shit so email ....wait no..no

    ..Take his keyboard and swing it by the cord above a bathtub full of water until he confesses.. Game nerds will do or say anything do back to playing fuckfuck games..... I bet cracks like an egg

    ....or just punch him, shit, ain't like he can fight back
     
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