docs Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Alright so my roomate is a fatass im sure you saw that before you clicked. The kid is a computer game fiend. Every time i come in hes on his ass playing ninja turtles or some shit. Ok so my computer is out for a few weeks cause its being fixed. I got one game, "morrowind" and i leave it out cause i was checkin to see if all the shit was in there and i was thinking about selling it. I get my computer back and go to look for the box. Gone. My first thoughts were fatass ganked it without knowing it was mine. ( I have no fucking idea how he wouldnt know) so i ask him about it. "nope." Bummer 35 bucks down the drain. So i forgot about it for a couple weeks. Then I saw the icon on my computer and i started to wonder what happend to it. My roomates a ok person i doubt he'd jack me and think hed get away with it. Well he stepped out and he didnt lock his door and im sittin on the couch thinking this. Then im like fuck it thats my $35 so i pop in to take a quick look. That bitch is laying on the middle of the floor. im thinking " aww hell nah" so im thinking about not saying shit im gonna go look for something of his to jack as soon as i finish this. And im gonna just pull some bullshit on him then bring it up at the end of the semster and beat his ass after tourturing him. So if you got any ideas i can use id be gratfull... and nuttin in the conditioner is going down soon. Oh he weres contacts if you know any good shit to do with the solution thats a funk harmless prank, maybe make his ass permanatly blind ya know nothing id regret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 just play the game when he gets home and make sure he sees you playing.Then call him pout on it and bitch slap him.. :clown2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 damn man, thats a rediculous amount of typing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 ^yeah, it really is. I suggest checking out the Dorm WARS thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docs Posted November 5, 2004 Author Share Posted November 5, 2004 haha my bad... angry typing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 So......you guys are fighting over a video game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Nov 5 2004, 06:25 AM So......you guys are fighting over a video game? Quoted post the story of your life Dazzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Call the cops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs@Nov 4 2004, 11:39 PM the story of your life Dazzle Quoted post Coming from a guy who broke down the door to his 13 year old brother's room just so he could play GTA for an hour...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 hahaha naw get it straight... I waited till he went trick or treating then I went in.... and it was for 3 hours not 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Jerk off onto his pillow case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Maybe you and I should make a team effort for a Part Two in my Revenge series. Need credentials? http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php...opic=57981&st=0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Nov 5 2004, 06:44 AM Coming from a guy who broke down the door to his 13 year old brother's room just so he could play GTA for an hour...... Quoted post now this is rich I know about your own little GTA addiction and also.... wheres my package? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 WAKE HIM UP EVERY MORNING A 4 AM WITH A BULL HORN! then make him GO JOGGING WITH YOU! oh...sign him up for some scientologist shit..so they call him all the time and bug him to join.. OR!! give him some twinkey, but suck out the whipcream, and replace it with mayo or do the same with a chocolate eclair! hahaha ^i think thats from the simpsons or southpark...cant remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Sign him up for a bunch of stupid shit so email ....wait no..no ..Take his keyboard and swing it by the cord above a bathtub full of water until he confesses.. Game nerds will do or say anything do back to playing fuckfuck games..... I bet cracks like an egg ....or just punch him, shit, ain't like he can fight back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 punch him in the nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNBUNBIGGY Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 jerk off into his keyboard. he probably does this everyday while looking at porn anyway. but then, it'll be your sperm hes touching haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Talk about women with him, then say something like this: "Negro please, i played that bitch like you played my copy of Morrowind. Just took her, laid her out on the floor and went at it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Axle grase and ground up cheerios in the foot of his bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Originally posted by Nekro@Nov 6 2004, 01:38 AM Talk about women with him, then say something like this: "Negro please, i played that bitch like you played my copy of Morrowind. Just took her, laid her out on the floor and went at it." Quoted post best answer on multiple levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Originally posted by Seldoon+Nov 6 2004, 10:00 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Seldoon - Nov 6 2004, 10:00 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Nekro@Nov 6 2004, 01:38 AM Talk about women with him, then say something like this: "Negro please, i played that bitch like you played my copy of Morrowind. Just took her, laid her out on the floor and went at it." Quoted post best answer on multiple levels. Quoted post [/b] yeah, that was fantastic nekro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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