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DEATH TO THE SHIFTY FATASS

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by docs, Nov 4, 2004.

  1. docs

    docs Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2004 Messages: 344 Likes Received: 0
    Alright so my roomate is a fatass im sure you saw that before you clicked. The kid is a computer game fiend. Every time i come in hes on his ass playing ninja turtles or some shit. Ok so my computer is out for a few weeks cause its being fixed. I got one game, "morrowind" and i leave it out cause i was checkin to see if all the shit was in there and i was thinking about selling it. I get my computer back and go to look for the box. Gone. My first thoughts were fatass ganked it without knowing it was mine. ( I have no fucking idea how he wouldnt know) so i ask him about it. "nope." Bummer 35 bucks down the drain. So i forgot about it for a couple weeks. Then I saw the icon on my computer and i started to wonder what happend to it. My roomates a ok person i doubt he'd jack me and think hed get away with it. Well he stepped out and he didnt lock his door and im sittin on the couch thinking this. Then im like fuck it thats my $35 so i pop in to take a quick look. That bitch is laying on the middle of the floor. im thinking " aww hell nah" so im thinking about not saying shit im gonna go look for something of his to jack as soon as i finish this. And im gonna just pull some bullshit on him then bring it up at the end of the semster and beat his ass after tourturing him. So if you got any ideas i can use id be gratfull... and nuttin in the conditioner is going down soon. Oh he weres contacts if you know any good shit to do with the solution thats a funk harmless prank, maybe make his ass permanatly blind ya know nothing id regret.
     
  2. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 116
    just play the game when he gets home and make sure he sees you playing.Then call him pout on it and bitch slap him.. :clown2:
     
  3. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    damn man, thats a rediculous amount of typing
     
  4. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
    ^yeah, it really is. I suggest checking out the Dorm WARS thread.
     
  5. docs

    docs Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2004 Messages: 344 Likes Received: 0
    haha my bad... angry typing
     
  6. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    So......you guys are fighting over a video game?
     
  7. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,009 Likes Received: 525
    the story of your life Dazzle
     
  8. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Coming from a guy who broke down the door to his 13 year old brother's room just so he could play GTA for an hour......
     
  10. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,009 Likes Received: 525
    hahaha naw get it straight... I waited till he went trick or treating then I went in.... and it was for 3 hours not 1
     
  11. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Jerk off onto his pillow case.
     
  12. S@T@N

    S@T@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
  13. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    now this is rich
    I know about your own little GTA addiction

    and also....
    wheres my package? ;)
     
  14. CRAMPS

    CRAMPS Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2003 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    WAKE HIM UP EVERY MORNING A 4 AM WITH A BULL HORN! then make him GO JOGGING WITH YOU!


    oh...sign him up for some scientologist shit..so they call him all the time and bug him to join..


    OR!! give him some twinkey, but suck out the whipcream, and replace it with mayo or do the same with a chocolate eclair! hahaha
    ^i think thats from the simpsons or southpark...cant remember
     
  15. FunktionOne

    FunktionOne Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2000 Messages: 589 Likes Received: 0
    Sign him up for a bunch of stupid shit so email ....wait no..no

    ..Take his keyboard and swing it by the cord above a bathtub full of water until he confesses.. Game nerds will do or say anything do back to playing fuckfuck games..... I bet cracks like an egg

    ....or just punch him, shit, ain't like he can fight back
     
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