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wonder if this is right i have to write this down

 

im going to die

sept 20,2045

cancer 25%

heart attack 15%

alcoholism 10%

alien abduction 7%

drowning 6%

homicide 6%

 

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no no NO not BZEE....BZ

={(____) <---i luv this stuff!!!

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Guest Ginger Bread Man

October 23, 2052

at the age of 70 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Heart Attack (20%)

Alien Abduction (12%)

Third Degree Burns (9%)

Cancer (9%)

Horrible Accident (9%)

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Guest fr8lover

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

 

July 13, 2055

at the age of 71 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Cancer (23%)

Heart Attack (12%)

Electrolysis (11%)

Alcoholism (10%)

Drowning (8%)

Alien Abduction (6%)

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i'll die at 41 (!)

 

sometime around 2018

 

from

 

cancer 32%

alcoholism 13%

overdose 10%

alien abduction 8%

heart attack 8%

homicide 6%

 

and i don't even have leprosy...

 

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Cancer 33%

Heart Attack 28%

Suicide 6%

Horrible Accident 6%

Loneliness 6%

Homicide 6%

Drowning 5%

And dead on July 30, 2068 at the ripe old age of 82 years old. Now what I'd like to see is for someone to actually follow through with this thing and see if it actually works.

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at the age of 66 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Cancer (33%)

Electrolysis (14%)

Homicide (10%)

Alien Abduction (8%)

Heart Attack (6%)

Drowning (5%)

 

 

 

 

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Nigga.....what yo bank bout

Dog i've been....lost count

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  • 1 year later...

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/patient.jpg'>"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

 

 

 

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

 

December 28, 2002

at the age of 22 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Contagious Disease (37%)

Cancer (14%)

Horrible Accident (7%)

 

 

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

 

 

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team sex.

8% work in the porn business.

And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

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