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Dear Penis,

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, May 8, 2001.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Dear Penis,
    I dont think i like you anymore, you used to watch me shave, and now all you do is stare at the floor, oooh, dear penis, i dont think i like you anymore, it used to be you and me, a paper towel and box of dirty magazines. Thats all we needed to get by, now it seem things have changed and i think that your the one to blame, oh penis i dont think i like you any more....so he said.. Dear rodney, i dont think i like you anymore. Cause when you get to drinking you put me places i have never been before, dear rodney i dont think i like you anymore, why cant we get a grip on our man to hand relationship. Come to terms with truly how we feel, if we put our heads togeather, we could just stay home forever, so i said... Dear penis, i think i like you after all, and said... And rodney while your shaving, shave my balls....

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    Above the clouds, Above the clouds..
     
  2. jojoo13

    jojoo13 Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2000 Messages: 3,582 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahhahahahha thats some funny shit...did you make that shit up??? ahahahahahahahahha
    http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'>

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    no no NO not BZEE....BZ
    ={(____) <---i luv this stuff!!!
     
  3. nelACKson

    nelACKson Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2001 Messages: 3,821 Likes Received: 2
    ive heard that shit! good times!..poor guy
     
  4. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Guest

    he he he...
    classic..
     
  5. taco bell bomber

    taco bell bomber Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2000 Messages: 2,037 Likes Received: 0
    i have yet to beat my penis in basketball(no pun intended) although i dont think this made sense..jus racking up the post hoezzzz
     
  6. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    My teas gone cold I wonder why.. I got outta bed at all.....
     
  7. DoSeR

    DoSeR Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 1, 2001 Messages: 1,851 Likes Received: 0
    thats a crazy song i used to listen to that high a while back i mean this dude is talk to his penis great stuff
     
  8. shyster

    shyster Member

    Joined: Mar 6, 2001 Messages: 752 Likes Received: 0
    BWAHAHAHA!!!

    bump

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    we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars--oscar wilde
     
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  10. EL MASKO

    EL MASKO Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 4,733 Likes Received: 0
    Well put Shameless.
    No, but it be BZEE! IT BE, IT BE!


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    703 & 804
    !VIRGINIA!
     
  11. ceilingblue

    ceilingblue Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2000 Messages: 348 Likes Received: 0
    your a fucking moron.
     
  12. DONE FOUR

    DONE FOUR Member

    Joined: Jan 29, 2001 Messages: 561 Likes Received: 0
    Same here...


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  13. DONE FOUR

    DONE FOUR Member

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    ...Wigga-Wanna-Be...


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  14. Clay-Burner

    Clay-Burner Senior Member

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