lameassnigga Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Ewwww :shook: :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 uhm......yeah, that's not for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Jesus Christ, it's sites and magzines like this that piss me off... If your not going to show penatration it does nothing for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Upcoming Features in G&C Magazine 10 Sexy Ways To Wake Your Corpse From The Dead I Have a Crush on my Sister's Corpse Bring Her To A Death-Gasm How to Keep Her Looking Hot - Long After She's Gone Cold When Your Corpse Won't Commit "Talk Dirty To Me - You Nasty Bag Of Bones!" Funny. Necrophilia isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 The Necrophile Song When if comes to sexual preference I'm a prude, I find the things some folks do rather rude. The rest of the world has a violent schism With those fearsome freaks who like foot fetishism. If you fancy schoolgirls, oh please, get a grip! And S+M junkies can keep all their whips, I shudder with fear at those folks who are queer, And if you're bisexual, don't come too near, BUT Everybody loves a necrophile, Shag me if you've been dead for a while. Make sure they're well cold before you begin, Then keep going until rigor mortis sets in. Yes, it's corpses that really get me hot, Felt so horny as my love began to rot. I get such a buzz when I achieve penetration, An hour or two just before their cremation... Necrophilia is always so sensual, And with the dead, it's always consensual, And everybody loves a necrophile. (Jazz hands.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 The crazy shit people beat off to. I'd like to see the target audience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 ahahhaa what the fuck ps. the corpse are fake. that just ruins it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Pwssss, yeah then they're about the realist looking dead fake corpses I've ever seen with my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 he has a "boner" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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