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Dead guys have all the luck!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by lameassnigga, Jun 10, 2005.

  1. lameassnigga

    lameassnigga Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2004 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0
  2. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    uhm......yeah, that's not for me
     
  3. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Jesus Christ, it's sites and magzines like this that piss me off...
    If your not going to show penatration it does nothing for me.
     
  4. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Upcoming Features in G&C Magazine

    10 Sexy Ways To Wake Your Corpse From The Dead

    I Have a Crush on my Sister's Corpse

    Bring Her To A Death-Gasm

    How to Keep Her Looking Hot - Long After She's Gone Cold

    When Your Corpse Won't Commit

    "Talk Dirty To Me - You Nasty Bag Of Bones!"

    Funny.

    Necrophilia isn't.
     
  5. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    The Necrophile Song

    When if comes to sexual preference I'm a prude,
    I find the things some folks do rather rude.
    The rest of the world has a violent schism
    With those fearsome freaks who like foot fetishism.
    If you fancy schoolgirls, oh please, get a grip!
    And S+M junkies can keep all their whips,
    I shudder with fear at those folks who are queer,
    And if you're bisexual, don't come too near,

    BUT

    Everybody loves a necrophile,
    Shag me if you've been dead for a while.
    Make sure they're well cold before you begin,
    Then keep going until rigor mortis sets in.
    Yes, it's corpses that really get me hot,
    Felt so horny as my love began to rot.
    I get such a buzz when I achieve penetration,
    An hour or two just before their cremation...

    Necrophilia is always so sensual,
    And with the dead, it's always consensual,
    And everybody loves a necrophile. (Jazz hands.)
     
  6. PUMPKIN ESCOBAR

    PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2004 Messages: 2,443 Likes Received: 34
    The crazy shit people beat off to.

    I'd like to see the target audience.
     
  7. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    ahahhaa what the fuck


























    ps. the corpse are fake. that just ruins it
     
  8. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Pwssss, yeah then they're about the realist looking dead fake corpses I've ever seen with my eyes.
     
  9. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 670
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