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dead baby jokes....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Sora, Feb 6, 2003.

  1. Sora

    Sora New Jack

    Joined: Oct 13, 2002 Messages: 34 Likes Received: 0
    whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a lamborgini?




















    i dont have a lsmborgini in my garage!! dun dun dun!



    haha post some dead baby jokes i dunno i think these are halarious..

    maytbe some catholic priest jokes too
     
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
    When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

    and my fave...

    What is better than a dead baby?
    The revoked child-support.
     
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    and here's one the graffitos out there will surely dig....

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?
    You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!

    well they look at me funny!
     
  4. Sora

    Sora New Jack

    Joined: Oct 13, 2002 Messages: 34 Likes Received: 0
    LOL good stuff!

    whats pink and red in a bag in my corner?

    a dead baby!

    whats green and black in a bag in my corner?

    a dead baby 2 months later!


    whats bloody and doesnt like sex?





















    the 5 year old in my trunk!
     
  5. NAYM IS DEAD

    NAYM IS DEAD Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2002 Messages: 134 Likes Received: 0
    whats the difference between a dead baby and a bathtub?




















































    you cant fuck a bathtub...


    booyah
     
  6. Sora

    Sora New Jack

    Joined: Oct 13, 2002 Messages: 34 Likes Received: 0
    this guy goes into the coffessional at church and whiel in there the priest asks if he can fill in for him for 5 minutes while he goes to the bathroom so the man agrees and he gets on the other side of the coffesional...one lady come in to confess her sins..she says "our father today i stole something from a store" so the guy look at the chart and next to stealing it says 10 hail marys and pray for 5 minutes so the guy tells her to do so..

    5 minutes later a guy comes in and says "today i recieved oral sex from another sex partner which isnt my wife"

    and the guy looks at the chart and cant find it on there..so he peeks out the door and says what does the priest give for oral sex?

    so a little boy responds " 2 candy bars and a lolipop!"


    lol this can be told better but i cut it short..and im not good at typing jokes
     
  7. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 2,115 Likes Received: 0
    YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING AWESOME!:?

    no? well, 10 babies in a garbage can is kinda cool.





    YOU KNOW WHATS MORE FUCKING AWESOMER THAN THAT!?*


    ....a baby in 10 garbage cans!
     
  8. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    ^^damn you, that was mine!!!
     
  9. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

  10. Sora

    Sora New Jack

    Joined: Oct 13, 2002 Messages: 34 Likes Received: 0
  11. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
    where do you find a pile of dead baby jokes?


    right here

    thank you, thank you.
     
  12. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 4,936 Likes Received: 0
    idiots had been saying these in my school recently. i thought to myself, "these are just stupid enough to be internet humor and become popular very quickly."





    oh me.
     
  13. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PICKLES AND DEAD BABY STEAKS IN TUPPERWARE CONTAINERS???






























































    I DONT HAVE PICKLES IN MY REFRIGERATOR!!!
     
  14. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
    hey moe, get on AIM.
     
  15. killtheradio

    killtheradio Member

    Joined: Dec 20, 2002 Messages: 375 Likes Received: 1
    whats bubbling red and knocks on the window?







    a baby in a microwave
     
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