Sora Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a lamborgini? i dont have a lsmborgini in my garage!! dun dun dun! haha post some dead baby jokes i dunno i think these are halarious.. maytbe some catholic priest jokes too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. and my fave... What is better than a dead baby? The revoked child-support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 and here's one the graffitos out there will surely dig.... What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker? You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker! well they look at me funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted February 7, 2003 Author Share Posted February 7, 2003 LOL good stuff! whats pink and red in a bag in my corner? a dead baby! whats green and black in a bag in my corner? a dead baby 2 months later! whats bloody and doesnt like sex? the 5 year old in my trunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAYM IS DEAD Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 whats the difference between a dead baby and a bathtub? you cant fuck a bathtub... booyah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted February 7, 2003 Author Share Posted February 7, 2003 this guy goes into the coffessional at church and whiel in there the priest asks if he can fill in for him for 5 minutes while he goes to the bathroom so the man agrees and he gets on the other side of the coffesional...one lady come in to confess her sins..she says "our father today i stole something from a store" so the guy look at the chart and next to stealing it says 10 hail marys and pray for 5 minutes so the guy tells her to do so.. 5 minutes later a guy comes in and says "today i recieved oral sex from another sex partner which isnt my wife" and the guy looks at the chart and cant find it on there..so he peeks out the door and says what does the priest give for oral sex? so a little boy responds " 2 candy bars and a lolipop!" lol this can be told better but i cut it short..and im not good at typing jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING AWESOME!:? no? well, 10 babies in a garbage can is kinda cool. YOU KNOW WHATS MORE FUCKING AWESOMER THAN THAT!?* ....a baby in 10 garbage cans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 ^^damn you, that was mine!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...0&pagenumber=10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted February 7, 2003 Author Share Posted February 7, 2003 Originally posted by KING BLING http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...0&pagenumber=10 oh well that is too much to read throught anyway and this one is mainly dead baby jokes..=P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 where do you find a pile of dead baby jokes? right here thank you, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 idiots had been saying these in my school recently. i thought to myself, "these are just stupid enough to be internet humor and become popular very quickly." oh me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PICKLES AND DEAD BABY STEAKS IN TUPPERWARE CONTAINERS??? I DONT HAVE PICKLES IN MY REFRIGERATOR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 hey moe, get on AIM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killtheradio Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 whats bubbling red and knocks on the window? a baby in a microwave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killtheradio Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 this isnt a dead baby but its funny.... so i was fuckin my girl friend in the closet right then she says this is kinda awkward and i say isnt that a big word for a fourth grader? isnt it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultural me Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 whats the worst part about killing a baby? ...getting blood on your clown suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 booo! there is already a dead baby joke thread with tons of jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 http://www.needleprick.com/collection/coll-baby.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted February 7, 2003 Author Share Posted February 7, 2003 bump! just because it's my thread why else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISE Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 What's the best part about having sex with an infant? You can actually *hear* the pelvis snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 http://download.consumptionjunction.com/mu...ia/cj_16812.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/btj.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaterzoot Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 hahaha bump for dead babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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