Dave Choe

Fuck me in the goat ass for being such a retard and not noticing his work sooner.

I picked up Brusied Fruit last weekend and , damn, ..............this guy is such a rockstar/ingenius artist/adventurous type dude.......

wow.

Makes me want to get back into water colors and drawing again since i've been on hiatus from that because of my practicing drums to be in this band....

...word.

<3,

gwb.

IDIOT

IDIOT

hahaha Who the fuck are you? Where's Makros????

dude rocks... i got to see his studio once... damn impressive...

ok. watercolors are cool, you however, probably are not.

I'm not a big fan of watercolors.....but to each their own

http://www.davidchoe.com/

Here's an interview with him on Fecal Face:

interview conducted by john trippe oct 2002

where did you grow up?

Beverly hills

inspired by any other artists? who?

All the really really gay ones

tell us about your average weekday.

Beat off morning noon and night, in between those three sessions. I read books, comic books , magazines,cook , ride bikes, check my po box and e-mail, play station2, watch t.v. maybe have sex with someone else, and then sometimes I might draw ,paint or write something interesting.

tell us about your parents.

My mother is a great businesswoman, hardcore born again Christian, and has an insane laugh that shakes the halls . My dad can draw but he ended up selling ginseng and real estate instead. They both drive each other crazy as well as everyone else in the family, which is why I created this 5 hour buffer between us by moving to the bay area. In these last couple years have I brought myself out of denial and have realized how truly fucked up my family is, but we still love each other.

did your mom drive you to school?

No , I took shortcuts behind abandoned buildings, but I would lag behind my brother because, him and his friends would throw rocks at me. Little did I know this was for my own good and, would serve as training for years later when arab boys would also follow me around the occupied territories chucking rocks the size of my head at me.

how many times have you been interviewed?

I sit in my dark room all day without, human contact, so every so often when someone reaches out to interview me, they can’t shut me the fuck up. I talk shit for hours.

i like to think you are a nice guy. are you?

I like to think that I am, too but it’s actually not true. I’m an arrogant cocksucker. And an asshole. I had one threat against my life, and 3 threats to beat the shit out of me, if they ever see me on the street. just this year. Come and get me faggots. I like kids , and the kids like me. But I hate most people. But the people I do like seem to like me too. I would do anything and everything for my friends . I like to give people what they deserve. I’m sort of like judge dredd, judge ,jury excecutioner. I’ve had my fair share of judgement by others.after being shown what time it is by so many, I like to show all you assholes what time it is.

what has painting taught you about life?

That you can suck at it, but still suck dick, and then get a career out of it. That was my bitter answer, I got a better uplifting one. Painting with each medium brings out different emotions and feelings, the most vivrant refreshing conquer the earth feeling coems from spray paint, you can say and do whatever you want yuou are unstoppable,flat black is the best smelling color, black sharpies are the best smelling marker. the one that makes me feel like a real painter is oil, when I ‘m mixing yellow ochre with soft mixing white and burnt umber in the early hours of the morning, before I’ve even touch the canvas, a crazy feeling overcomes me. With a really good painting i can capture my own and everyone elses imagination, and that is amazing if you are no good at expressing yourself in other ways.

what animal would you be?

A dragon. The last one, like in the last dragon, not like the shitty pg version in shrek.

favorite color?

Black. I live in san jose now, and theres a ridiculous population of Goths out here. I think it’s their headquarters it’s starting to rub off on me. Before It was baby blue, because I lived near san Francisco.

favorite book?

Hard to pick just one Breakfast of champions, the dark night returns, calvin and hobbes, ham on rye, the catcher in the rye, some parts of the bible.

tell us how you spent last new year's eve.

crying

do you sleep well?

I’m a teeth grinder as well as a mattress humper.

any brothers or sisters?

2 brothers I’m in three middle. We are all art fags.and don’t play any sports except for calvin ball rules tennis at Beverly hills high school after hours. My older brother takes forever to draw these concise exact drawings, and my kid brother plays everysingle instrument.

how old were you when you lost your virginity?

I forget, it wasthe morning after prom night at a really nice hotel, the penthouse suite(which I made her pay for), I think I just turned 18. what I do remember was an opportunity to lose it at 14 in a threesome,which I never took, because I was too shy and retarded. I tried to make up for it. She begged me to stop she couldn’t take any more, but I had 17 years of pent up shit to unload, the maid was banging on the door, the hotel kept calling to tell me checkout was two hours ago. She couldn’t walk normal the next day, but I made up for it by letting her supersize her order at mickey dees. To show you where my mindset was at, all I thought about was getting lad, and then throwing water balloon condoms out my balcony.

how would your neighbor describe you?

My neighbors for the last 15 years in different neighborhoods have hated my fucking guts, because I play drums. And I play loud. I don’t know how to turn it down. It’s just always loud. But I play a little bit better now.boom chick chiicketty chic BOOM.

when your sixty you will be doing what?

If I’m still alaive, I imagine I’ll be trying to figure out how to make someone suck my , limp decrepit cock.

What's wrong with kids today?

Their stupid fucking parents

who's your favorite god?

The one that’s most forgiving and understanding, or the one with all those arms.

who is the greatest rockers of all time?

Guns and roses circa appetite for destruction and lies

sleep naked?

Can’t you tell by the skid marks?

hm. i was supposed to do a collaborative book with him for this company for japan.

i wonder what happened.