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"what did the hand say to the face?...SLAP!"

 

"im Rick James Bitch!"

 

"sprinkle come crack on him and lets get outta here"

 

"jesus! what kind of sick bastard breaks into someones house and puts pictures of his family all over?!"

 

"Game....Blouses"

 

Bob "you ever suck dick for marijuana?!"

Dave "uhhh, no..."

 

"im sorry officer, i didnt know i couldnt do that"

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yes best show ever

 

 

I KNO BETTA THAN TO GET BETWEEN A NIGGER AND THEIR PORK!!!

 

SAMUEL JACKSON BITCH...ITA GET YOU DRUNK!!!...YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT CHICKS IN NO TIME!!!! IM SAMUEL JACKSON YOU EVER SEEN DEEP BLUE SEA!?!? I GOT EATEN BY A FUCKING SHARK!!!

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"hey, i fucked katie too mang!..............katie had some big ass tit-taaaays"

 

 

"its greatest thing, and its called craack!"

 

 

"condoleeza rice, she sounds like a mexican dish, she shold go to mexico and eat beans...white pride"

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dave: who the hell is nick cannon?!

son: daddy, nick cannon is HALARIOUS!

dave: you know what, your sounding like a little bitch right now, because of "nick cannon" you aint gonna have any new school clothes, yea go tell mom im cursin in the house, i dont give a fuck nigga, its my house

 

 

something like that.

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