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DAMN IT!! i just ate cat shit


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so every night i get a bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup..

i like to mix up the syrup really good until its almost like a milk shake in a bowl...while i was making my icecream i hear the my cat scratching in the litter box so i know hes handling business.. after i finish i sit down and am looking at the news about some worm that is taking over computers..enjoying my icecream my cat hops up on the sofa and brushes across my arm(i dont think much about it) steadily eatting this ice cream up i look over and i see some brown something on my arm..its the same color as my ice cream mix so i thought i got some on me..so i lick it off my arm and it wasnt ice cream.. i get up to peer in my cats litter box and there was a fresh liquidy shit ...he is a long haired cat and he must of shat a little on his tail...

i felt sick as shit and had to drink a big glass of water and brush my teeth..

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i am calling catshit!

 

 

 

hahahaaaa pretty sick.

 

i love to slurp up ice cream like that, i have to admit it'll be weird next time

 

 

 

 

fyi drinking alcohol after wouldn't have killed the E.coli (if there was any)

which is what would make him sick.

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