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DAMN IT!! i just ate cat shit

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pfffffffffft, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    so every night i get a bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup..
    i like to mix up the syrup really good until its almost like a milk shake in a bowl...while i was making my icecream i hear the my cat scratching in the litter box so i know hes handling business.. after i finish i sit down and am looking at the news about some worm that is taking over computers..enjoying my icecream my cat hops up on the sofa and brushes across my arm(i dont think much about it) steadily eatting this ice cream up i look over and i see some brown something on my arm..its the same color as my ice cream mix so i thought i got some on me..so i lick it off my arm and it wasnt ice cream.. i get up to peer in my cats litter box and there was a fresh liquidy shit ...he is a long haired cat and he must of shat a little on his tail...
    i felt sick as shit and had to drink a big glass of water and brush my teeth..
     
  2. iloveyoursister

    iloveyoursister Senior Member

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  3. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

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    if I were you I would also take a shot of some good hard liquor and shake it around in my stomach just to make sure it kills all the stuff in the cat shit.

    So does cat shit taste as bad as it smells or worse?
     
  4. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

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    pfffffffffffffffffffft, fuck all that you drank water first?
     
  5. GREENOJOS

    GREENOJOS Member

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    hahahahaahah

    awesome.
     
  6. villain

    villain Veteran Member

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    "i like to mix up the syrup really good until its almost like a milk shake in a bowl..."

    I haven't done that since I was a kid. wow.
    and sorry about the whole catshit thing... lol
     
  7. Mr.Creep

    Mr.Creep New Jack

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    :haha: that's to funny!
     
  8. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 92
    hopefully this wont grow homie..

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

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    why would you share a story like that?




    yuck
     
  10. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

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  11. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    yo the flick of those teeth is fucking savage

    but yeah how did shit taste like
    i was once at this kids house when i was little and he ate rabbit shit for some reason
     
  12. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,102 Likes Received: 73
    I still want to know what the answer to Zach's question was.
     
  13. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    if i were you, i would give that cat a 8 hour time out in the corner of the room.
     
  14. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    damn, that sucks. i just ate a nine hour old mc chicken sandwich. on purpose.
     
  15. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    it was runny...so it wasnt like normal clumpping cat shit..

    a little bit of the liquid got on his tail and thien on my arm..

    it wasnt like i was chewing on cat shit..

    but to answer the question...it didnt taste good..tasted like shit(no pun intended)

    def didnt taste like icecream
     
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