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damn i am drunk as hell and this bitch keeps bothering me


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Get a New Years Fuck. on Melmac we called them NYF's. Tell her to come over and Say you are all caught up in the festive spirit and can't help but dig her style.

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damn i had some weird dreams last night

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one was this kid telling me i had to do homework... and he didnt even go to my school, but he knew my teacher.

 

the other was i got shot in my stomach.. then walked to a bus stop and couldnt find a bus.

 

then i was dreaming that there was a house, that had free mcDonalds food in it.. like you can go into a diffrent room, and it was a diffrent mcDonalds, and it gave you free shit.

 

and then i was hooking up with this girl that showed up at my moms funeral, that i barly know, and she didnt even know my mom.

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Originally posted by mr_president

i'm picking something up on my gaydar, think it's you!

 

fucking right!

 

here are the clues:

 

#1 you are drunk and a girl wants to fuck you

 

#2 you want her to leave you alone

 

 

you do the math.

it all adds up

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