Guest Wilt Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 ok so last weekend i was at this strip club called Mons Venus(which i highly recommend to anyone visiting the tampa area) and there was this one girl dancing and its a fully nude strip club..so her little flaps were showing..im like this girl is bangin..then i catch a glance at what i thought was Dumbo and she was giving birth...i mean..i know girls can get loose pussy but its like CONTAIN YOUR SHIT GIRL! dont they look in the mirror and say "damn my shit is mad busted..i need to put some vinegar on that ginger"???anyways..i was completely repulsed..these things were massive..anyone have similar stories?and is there any way to fix it?make it tight again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 has anyone seen the porn flick 'Tangerine'? the very first scene this bitch is tying her curtains in knots, and this is like a 70s classy flick, not a fetish movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 she's probably a mother of 4 or some shit..Although I hear that for some women after giving birth it actually gets tighter..I dont know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 a lil too much lettuce hanging out of the taco? i think that shit's sexy ladies. bring it. right here. i'm down for seconds too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 i dont want babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush i dont want babies. WORD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.LonelyHeart Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 hahaha...that's so funny. eww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmm..tacos Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 girls can get laser vaginal rejuvination....it should straighten out the beef clump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 Some girls have a naturally large labea. So the skin is always like that no way to correct it except surgery. I had a girl once that had lips larger than normal. Shit always got in the way. had to spread them apart to get in that ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 damn this thread made it just that much harder to finish my frosted flakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 frosted flakes are always good , any time of day ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 I'm eating a big montana from arby's at the moment....this htread just made it taste better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_SecretAgentX9 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by fr8oholic a lil too much lettuce hanging out of the taco? i think that shit's sexy ladies. bring it. right here. i'm down for seconds too! you grimy bastard~!!! i'm laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_9587.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Mons Venus, phht! I've been a few times in the day and on a couple bachelor parties, but something about strip clubs just seems gay to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smok Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by Wilt is there any way to fix it?make it tight again? Stick in a ham and pull out the bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 dilectible! http://searchlocator.com/images/OL26%20Roast%20Prime%20rib%20of%20Beef.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_9587.gif'> that looks like a turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- that looks like a turkey gobble,gobble,gobble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizm Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE frosted flakes are always good , any time of day ... especially when you eat them from abnormally flappy vaginae. you could slap them around like little punching bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 loose flappy pussy= the girl like to fuck you should have got her phone number wilt!!!!!!!:D oh and thanks for the name of the club... i am in route!!!;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 damn that shit looks nasty as hell...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup AHAHHAHAHAH PISTOL!!!! i went to tha strip club once and this one bitch had a super flat ass... and in tha middle of it between her cheeks was a huge ASS bone.. look like she had a arm growing out of her ass cheeks... :D hahahah shit was fucking disgusting... i gave her 10 bucks to switch stages... :lol: teaser!:king: :lol: "heres 20 bucks go give some dude in the back a lapdance" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 maybe they were just old balls....and you were lookin at what used to be a man.... i once new a girl kinda like that...she was shot,but she drank alot of beer and soda and hated the taste of water...her pussy stank...she also had lips that would just.......be.dumbo.even the girl i was with didnt want to fuck with her... i was in an orgy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
def_mode Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_9587.gif'> grosssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Notice the movement of "THE TAINT". It's a spectacular specimen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/bol/images/1longmid.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 this is a sick fuckin thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 it's kinda like clarence carter... "stroke it clarence carter, but don't stroke so fast, and if my stuff aint tight enough you can stick up my... WOO! i be strokin!" so just stick it in her butt for a while if it's not tight enough.. that'll give it time to tighten back up.. and then when you switch back, you'll have this gaping asshole to stick things in while you're in the roast beef... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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