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Da' Duhpartmint ov moter veikels

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by THE DEVIL!, Jan 12, 2002.

  1. THE DEVIL!

    THE DEVIL! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 11, 2000 Messages: 1,045 Likes Received: 0
    So, after three months of suspention for Driving Under the Influence, I got my license back today. It's nice to be able to drive again.
    The DMV has to be the second most miserable place on earth (the first of course being Gary, Indiana.) I spent three hours in the waiting room of that fucking place for those bastards to get their shit together.

    Don't drink and drive.

    That is all.
     
  2. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    drinking and driving is retarded gay.
     
  3. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
    what's up with gary? i know it's a shithole but what kind of shit goes on there..milltown action?
     
  4. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    DMV...

    Drink My Vodka?
     
  5. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    *believe*

    DMV sucks ass, long lines, smelly people, hairy people, just people.
    Thats why yo make an appointment, and you only have like 3 people
    in front of you. Getting busted for DUI is bad. I know someone that
    did, fines up the culo, and a shitload of different classes. Fuck driving
    while drunk, I hope you learned your lesson. Just dont do it. Taxis
    are waaaay cheaper thans lives, man to man dude. DONT DRIVE DRUNK!


    There too many sorry ass motorists as it is. ;)
     
  6. Cracked Ass

    Cracked Ass Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 24, 2001 Messages: 7,898 Likes Received: 47
    "I call it DMV...
    And if I had my druthers
    I'd screw a chimpanzee..."
    -Les Claypool
     
  7. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    doing ANYTHING at the DMV makes being processed into jail look like a pony ride....
     
  8. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    I'd like to relate a horror story about my dealings with the canadian equivalent of the DMV but I dont have any. Heres my last contact with them:
    Drive by the office, park in the closest possible spot (which still has 15mins on the meter)
    walk in to find the line for renewals completely empty...pay the cashier, sign my new license, and walk out.
    Total time involved: 3 minutes.

    sucks to be in the states I guess....
     
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