Soup BDC Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 First time my friends forgot to take the keys away from me was last night, and all I have to say is that was the most fun I've had in the last few months. Flying around trees at 80 mph, braking late and hard into turns. I've never driven that fast through Canyon in my life... sucks that people die this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Awesome, way to be stupid.. I've done almost everything thats illegal except that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 so... you're proud of drunk driving? you fail at life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 Never was a fan of board games. I'll tell you tho, I'm questioning the entire sustem now that I've unlocked the matrix through six or seven guinesses and a few shots of jager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 you totally fail at being funny too. congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 You're right. Nothing funny about that at all. Ha haa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Drunk driving is way stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 im way over drunk driving. shit is stressfull, because id usually be a little high too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 YEEEEEAAAAA BOYEEE EVERYDAY IM DRIVING DRUNK EVERYDAY IM DRIVING DRUNK!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 one of my friends said he got pulled over and refused to take a breathalizer so they arrested him and in the car he pissed out everything in the cop car and got a clean result at the station... how does that work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 That wont really work. It takes about an hour for your body to process a beer out. When i got arrested about 4 years ago for my dui, they didnt have the portable shit and took me to the station. The best i tried was breathing in and out really fast to see if that would filter out beer quicker. I guess it worked a little. I ended up being under the adult limit but over the minor limit by the time they got me to the machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 how many times do I say: NEVER take a fucking breathlyzer..never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 drunk driving sucks... i got a DUI... and id hate to ever hurt someone cause of my drunk ass. thats one reason i love sf and sht, the city is soooo easy to navigate get around without owning a car, and its inexpensive to boot! so you can get shitfaced and never worry about having to drive, chee hoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Memorial day weekend = MADD checkpoints everywhere, dont sliiiiiip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 Yeah Unc, true true. If I was still there, this thread would probably be about flying through friday traffic on road bicycles Racing friends between bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 I'm addicted to the fast lane. How do you kick the habbit? Can you lean off it like cigarettes, or must you kick it cold turkey like masturbation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN WE DONT STEAL CARS BUT WE DEAL HARD WHIP IT REAL HARD WHIP IT WHIP IT REAL HARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 You'll get what's coming. My two friends who have cars and drink and drive both totalled their shit puttin their cars on glass. CARMA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 shit. I was drunk as hell on my way to work this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 It happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted May 28, 2006 Author Share Posted May 28, 2006 You'll get what's coming. My two friends who have cars and drink and drive both totalled their shit puttin their cars on glass. CARMA. Hahaha. I've had it coming for years and it's yet to happen. I've gotten out of arrests after being chased by cops, made it from SF to LV in seven hours, and now driven 80 mph on one of the scariest roads of the East Bay, intoxicated. All in my '89 Autobahn nazi car. What's that ancient proverb, "If you're born to hang, you'll never die in a gas-fed fireball of steel, leather, and sharded glass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 I dont drive drunk.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestick Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Oh wow you drank 6 pints of guinness, give this man a medal, how could anybody possibly drink so much and drive after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted May 28, 2006 Author Share Posted May 28, 2006 Oh wow you drank 6 pints of guinness' date=' give this man a medal, how could anybody possibly drink so much and drive after?[/quote'] Give this man a gradeschool education for completly misquoting me and missing the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 If you black out drunk drunk drive die and go to heaven Do you remember what happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 drunk driving is the number one guido killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 don't get it mixed up with grand theft auto. that reminds me of myself almost scribing my own mirror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 SF to LV LV?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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