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D A T I N G

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by THANKYOU, Dec 12, 2005.

  1. THANKYOU

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    D A T I N G

    Discussion started by THANKYOU - Dec 12, 2005

    i hate being single. i hate dating that much more. its hard to find a girl you can stand long enough to have a relationship with, let alone talking to 4 different ones at one time trying to find one of them that's worthy of trying to be exclusive with her...

    this is my theory as far as dating goes, and as far as the availability goes in my city:

    100% broken down in these groups:


    35%- smoke. this rules them out for me.

    20%- so fucked up in the head or just weird, or in abused relationship recovery mode, etc etc etc that you cant even deal with thier shit.

    10%- are hot girls that staaaaaaaaay in relationships back to back to back to back, so you cant ever get them, because as soon as they break up, theyre ass is in a new relationship.

    5%- are so hot you dont even try for fear of failure, or because you realise that theyre not worth the trouble, or because they expect to much.

    20%- girls who you never know think youre cute, and either youre to shy to holler, or theyre not bold enough to make a move, so nothing ever pops off.

    and the last 10% - girls you fucked, tried to date or be in a relationship and it just couldnt work out to save your moms life, and those girls who you found out fucked so and so, and you just couldnt bare to know that your chick fucked ole dude...



    i dunno, maybe its me, but every chick i could possibly consider dating falls under one of the categories... im not even that picky anymore, i just want a girl with a mad cute face, thighs and a nice ass would be great, i could care less about the boob size, but they are fun to play with, and someone thats just a laid back, focused on me kinda broad. a ride or die type, not ghetto but just down for me and there for me like i would be her.

    i know this is emo as fuck, but im frusterated at the moment, and this is about the 24th xmas / bday / and every other holiday youre suppost to spend with someone thats significant, and im missing out, yet again. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
     
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  2. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

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    iloveboxcars - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    i dont date girls ever. im friends with them and if something happens then something happens.


    its easy as shit to pull girls, just dont pay any attention to them.
     
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  3. dumy

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    dumy - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    damn, its like you inside my head nigga.
     
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  4. Dr. Dazzle

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    If you're ruling out 35% of women just because they smoke, then no wonder you're single.

    A black eye and some Nicorette will sort that shit right out, pronto...
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    The first thing I did was add up the percentages to see if you fucked up so I could loller.

    Besides that, I have no advice.
     
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  6. THANKYOU

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    THANKYOU - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    i had a calculator with me... haha jk.

    and DAZZLE- i just cant get with smokers, i tried once, and everytime i left her spot i smelt like shit. crazy annoying... she was pretty good in bed though.
     
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  7. ElectricitySucks

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    ElectricitySucks - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    being single is awesome, im sorry.
     
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    mr.yuck - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    Like I told you earlier man... At least you have a large pool to choose from. Its slim pickins out here and im sure the gene pool is rather shallow too.
     
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  9. iliveinavagina

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    iliveinavagina - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    treat all females like whores and dont spend money...youll be fine
     
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    hollowtips - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    i guess i cant really chip in dating advice here....
     
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  11. THANKYOU

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    THANKYOU - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    im not trying to pull middle schoolers anyhow... ;) jk.
     
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  12. dumy

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    dumy - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    AAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHAHAA..yes
     
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  13. hollowtips

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    hollowtips - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    your loss....
     
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    Future Droid - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    guys are assholes
    girls are crazy

    that said, id say, just dont think about it too much, shit will fall into place. and for the dry spells there is always internet porn yo!
     
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  15. test pattern

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    test pattern - Replied Dec 12, 2005

    that picky on smoking shit is going to make you miss out on a lot of awesome girls
     
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