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D A T I N G

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by THANKYOU, Dec 12, 2005.

  1. THANKYOU

    THANKYOU Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2005 Messages: 2,772 Likes Received: 21
    i hate being single. i hate dating that much more. its hard to find a girl you can stand long enough to have a relationship with, let alone talking to 4 different ones at one time trying to find one of them that's worthy of trying to be exclusive with her...

    this is my theory as far as dating goes, and as far as the availability goes in my city:

    100% broken down in these groups:


    35%- smoke. this rules them out for me.

    20%- so fucked up in the head or just weird, or in abused relationship recovery mode, etc etc etc that you cant even deal with thier shit.

    10%- are hot girls that staaaaaaaaay in relationships back to back to back to back, so you cant ever get them, because as soon as they break up, theyre ass is in a new relationship.

    5%- are so hot you dont even try for fear of failure, or because you realise that theyre not worth the trouble, or because they expect to much.

    20%- girls who you never know think youre cute, and either youre to shy to holler, or theyre not bold enough to make a move, so nothing ever pops off.

    and the last 10% - girls you fucked, tried to date or be in a relationship and it just couldnt work out to save your moms life, and those girls who you found out fucked so and so, and you just couldnt bare to know that your chick fucked ole dude...



    i dunno, maybe its me, but every chick i could possibly consider dating falls under one of the categories... im not even that picky anymore, i just want a girl with a mad cute face, thighs and a nice ass would be great, i could care less about the boob size, but they are fun to play with, and someone thats just a laid back, focused on me kinda broad. a ride or die type, not ghetto but just down for me and there for me like i would be her.

    i know this is emo as fuck, but im frusterated at the moment, and this is about the 24th xmas / bday / and every other holiday youre suppost to spend with someone thats significant, and im missing out, yet again. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
     
  2. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,503 Likes Received: 438
    i dont date girls ever. im friends with them and if something happens then something happens.


    its easy as shit to pull girls, just dont pay any attention to them.
     
  3. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 5,056 Likes Received: 0
    damn, its like you inside my head nigga.
     
  4. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    If you're ruling out 35% of women just because they smoke, then no wonder you're single.

    A black eye and some Nicorette will sort that shit right out, pronto...
     
  5. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    The first thing I did was add up the percentages to see if you fucked up so I could loller.

    Besides that, I have no advice.
     
  6. THANKYOU

    THANKYOU Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2005 Messages: 2,772 Likes Received: 21
    i had a calculator with me... haha jk.

    and DAZZLE- i just cant get with smokers, i tried once, and everytime i left her spot i smelt like shit. crazy annoying... she was pretty good in bed though.
     
  7. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    being single is awesome, im sorry.
     
  8. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Like I told you earlier man... At least you have a large pool to choose from. Its slim pickins out here and im sure the gene pool is rather shallow too.
     
  9. iliveinavagina

    iliveinavagina Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2005 Messages: 106 Likes Received: 0
    treat all females like whores and dont spend money...youll be fine
     
  10. hollowtips

    hollowtips Junior Member

    Joined: May 15, 2005 Messages: 135 Likes Received: 0
    i guess i cant really chip in dating advice here....
     
  11. THANKYOU

    THANKYOU Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2005 Messages: 2,772 Likes Received: 21
    im not trying to pull middle schoolers anyhow... ;) jk.
     
  12. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 5,056 Likes Received: 0
    AAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHAHAA..yes
     
  13. hollowtips

    hollowtips Junior Member

    Joined: May 15, 2005 Messages: 135 Likes Received: 0
  14. Future Droid

    Future Droid Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 1,077 Likes Received: 1
    guys are assholes
    girls are crazy

    that said, id say, just dont think about it too much, shit will fall into place. and for the dry spells there is always internet porn yo!
     
  15. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    that picky on smoking shit is going to make you miss out on a lot of awesome girls
     
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