GamblersGrin Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 www.cuddleparty.com has anyone else heard of this? shit is straight hippified. i do not understand the logic of whats going on in the world today. cuddling is cute and all but this seems like the place to get some blue balls at. what a racket the people who started this thing have goin for emselves. if you pay an extra $20 you can play seven minutes in heaven too. check these rules out. The Rules WHAT TO WEAR: Pajamas - nothing too risqué. Think more comfy than sexy. (More drawstrings, less lace!) WHAT TO BRING: A pillow or stuffed animal if you like. Juice or sparkling cider is always welcome. Sorry, no liquor folks. Otherwise, just bring your smiling self. STICK TO THE RULES: Here are the absolutely essential, tried and true Rules of the Cuddle Game. Read 'em and follow 'em! 1 Pajamas stay on the whole time. 2 No SEX. (Yep, you read that right.) 3 Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a no before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss. 4 If you're a yes, say yes. If you're a no, say no. 5 If you're a maybe, say NO. 6 You are encouraged to change your mind from a yes to a no, no to a yes anytime you want. 7 NO DRY HUMPING! 8 Communicate, communicate, communicate. 9 If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party. (Trust us on this one.) 10 Get your Cuddle Life Guard On Duty or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party. 11 Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged. 12 Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties. 13 Arrive on time. 14 Be hygienically savvy. 15 Clean up after yourself. 16 Always say thank you and practice good Cuddle Manners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 what the fuck? no. no. goddamnit. this really pisses me off for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer me Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 sounds like id be the first one kicked out due to rule 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 HAHAHAA, that would make a great hate present: http://prodtn.cafepress.com/4/12782824_F_tn.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 hell yeah, staight cuddling going on as i type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 this thread needs pics also, why is cider ok but not liquor? the last thing you want is some pikey drunk on white lightning pissing in his peejays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 What if you get a boner??? Blue balls like whoa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Too damn emo. http://www.cuddleparty.com/images/esalen.jpg'> http://www.cuddleparty.com/images/rm1.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 ive went to 2 of these in dc all in the same nite...both were free and unrestricted though... you also cant arrive drunk or under the influence of anything though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted September 23, 2004 Author Share Posted September 23, 2004 unrestricted? sounds like a swinger party to me. if im going to far, seriously, what the hell is unrestricted cuddling then? bc its either makin out or its not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by GamblersGrin 15 Clean up after yourself. [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by GamblersGrin unrestricted? sounds like a swinger party to me. if im going to far, seriously, what the hell is unrestricted cuddling then? bc its either makin out or its not. i dunno, this was 2 years ago and it had nothin to do with this cuddleparty.com guy, just friends who called friends up. what i meant by unrestricted was that there were no rules like this guy has but every but just kept it to cuddlin, it got pretty blah after awhile but they were playing Selected Ambient Work 85-92 in the background.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getNice Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 what the fuck I had 2nd post where the fuck did it go I said motherfucking " NO DRY HUMPING? I AM OUT " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/17/polygraf/dekameron/Bankova-1.jpg'> SINNERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by beer me sounds like id be the first one kicked out due to rule 7. ha ha hahahahahah...excellent I wouldn't go. I'd flip the fuck out if i saw some hippie trying to "cuddle" with my gf. Too many rules for this thing. As everyone else has said, it'd amount to one long evening of sexual frustration. Can you recieve a handjob or engage in digital vaginal contact? I got to rule #7 and stopped. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 I LOVE TO CUDDLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 its a weird world nowadays....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush I LOVE TO CUDDLE yeah, well, i love cuddling too but it always leads to sex or at the very least, dry humping or heavy petting (underscore heavy). to deny me is to invite my wrath:beat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 this shit is wierd. every guy'd be bringing the stiffy all up on chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush I LOVE TO CUDDLE are you like, gay or summat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 i have the biggest cock in the world son. dont cha knowwww? pssssssh. im a girl, fool. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush i have the biggest cock in the world son. dont cha knowwww? whoa....really? :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush i have the biggest cock in the world son. dont cha knowwww? pssssssh. im a girl, fool. :) it's. a. joke. never mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 its.o.k. im only on my first cup of coffee. i'll wake up by the third cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Some how i can see this type of event being really uneven as far as the male to female ratio.. sausage fest in progress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 I'd like to be standing in the kitchen . . . when Susie's Mom kicks out the first couple of dry humpers! LOL. Who thinks these things up, anyway? Oh, and I can just see the scene on Monday at school--"There's Ray! OLD NUMBER SEVEN, RAY! Bwaa Hah Ha ha Ha! Susie's Mom says you and Darlene are BANNED FOREVER!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 that is seriously one of the most fucking homo things i've ever heard of in my life! every single fucking pathetic motherfucker that goes to some shit like that should have their private parts stomped on by skinheads. seriously, grow some fucking balls. dont get me wrong, im down as fuck for some cuddling, but group cuddling some some strangers in a big fucking romper room?! hell no. and no chance of banging? naw dog, if we aint fuckin, i aint comin. you sad fucks, you cant find friends to cuddle with? or are your friends so repulsive that you wont cuddle with them? maybe you're so repulsive they dont want shit to do with you. maybe you're all a bunch of fucking sad ass cock teasing closet bound gay-wads who want to act like fucking 9 year old girls. fuck that, if you wanna take shit back to regression, here bitch, leme punch you in the stomach then push you onto the ground. ohhhh, punching girls isnt ok? well then as homebody said, fine, there aint no rules against pushing a hoe into a fucking pond! seeks/god hates fags. p.s. this marks the first time i've referred to a woman as a bitch, or said 'fag' in a derogatory manner in a long ass time. shit felt good. who wants to talk about rollerblading? p.p.s this was written while listening to the cars greatest hits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 ^^^ :lol: :lol: http://www.lisawheeler.com/Rollerblade%202.JPG'> Off To The Cuddle Party We Go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 fruitbooting? nah...no need to talk about that shit. yeah...this shit is just plain recockulous. I think someone with some really outta control crabs needs to show up in some boxers and get into the thick of this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Booooooooo... Originally posted by Sarah Tonin ive went to 2 of these in dc all in the same nite... that's terrible :nope: i think it would be fun to show up at one of those things toting, like, a flamethrower or a tech9 or some shit just to see what the cuddlers did. or maybe in full jihadi gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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