deterrent Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 One of my favorite KungFu movies I required this week. CRIPPLED MASTERS It goes real good with listening to Sage Francis and putting terraki sauce on pizza Lessions Learned: 1:Having both your arms cut off produces very little blood. 2:Feudal China possessed concentrated acid capable of rendering a man legless. 3:Everybody in China knows kung fu and are measured by their prowess. 4:It is possible to beat someone to death with your ass or humped back. Link to movie clip On a scale of 0-11 flying kicks I give it an eight, great movie to test your new girlfriend on to see if she really is as cool as you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 hahahaahahahahahahah oh shit!!! hahaah kung fu is that shit man, but this is too much i'd have to be lit to watch that bruh good find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 hahaha. damn deterent.. you never cease to humor me. why dont we hang out more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 8, 2005 Author Share Posted August 8, 2005 Wanna watch Crippled Masters with me? Or better yet we can get drunk and watch the golden egg of my VHS collection; Terror in Tiny Town (a 1937 B/W all midget cast and crew cowboy film). They ride ponys like they are horses!!!! I'll give a call tonight, talk to AIDS IS MEAT Whom ever wants to be in, is welcome. Be prepared for a thread on this, covering the drinking, the watching, eating, and who knows. Ayyye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swizel Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Beware the Sholin Catipiller! Those flippers are deadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 better yet. ill bring my camera. and we will document this. get some bitches over there too. their reaction will be priceless. ill talk to Aids Is A Meat... and see if his faggot ass is down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 dude i should have called you last night.. i was at north beach and shit destroying sand castles all night.. and i found a sand frog that some one obviously took alot of time to build. and i kicked its eye off.last night i found a sand frog that some one obviously took alot of time to build. and i kicked its eye off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 i guess you're only as cool as your taste in movies is obscure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 8, 2005 Author Share Posted August 8, 2005 prepare to dogulate on some Modelo-mentos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 8, 2005 Author Share Posted August 8, 2005 Asshole, nextime look at the side sand creation. It was signed Deter Rock One Ske Cold Chiller, the shit was for this beach gallery thing that was going to be off the back. I was goning to have a couple fake-ass Chicago Gary Bassman wantabees, and a black dude on tables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 yo son. calm it down. your frog creation shit was all lookin at me funny. i had to show that nigga who ran the fuckin beach... just like i showed that motherfucker who was plowing the sand on the volleyball courts. yea i trampled right through that shit when he was done. and dug holes and shit. fuck those faggot ass college kids who play beach volleyball. i just made it so one of them would bust they shit and break an ankle. ya heard? *edit* me typing with one hand is a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 8, 2005 Author Share Posted August 8, 2005 f a blood dis' be abot my crips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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deterrent Posted August 8, 2005 Author Share Posted August 8, 2005 No arms and no legs team up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 yo son.. those images broken and shit. like your sandfrogs eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boner Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 this is nuts. one of my old housemates was telling me how much she loved this movie, and sure enough out of the blue i find it on amazon for like $4. it's far more entertaining when not sober, however the dude's chicken wing hand and the "backpack" fighting at the end ruled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 old news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 what the deuce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 ive owned this for a few years now,definately a good find Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brydon Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 The best part is when the dude with no legs jumps on the back of the dude wit no hands and they form lika a fighting combo lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 this really is a great movie. i try to watch it every so often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Originally posted by GrimeyLife1@Aug 8 2005, 08:57 PM ive owned this for a few years now,definately a good find Quoted post Yup same here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Originally posted by GrimeyLife1@Aug 8 2005, 08:57 PM ive owned this for a few years now,definately a good find Quoted post Yup same here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids is a myth Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 i just read this. fuck you both ill be over at 8:30 with some inholes and perhaps some crystal meth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Can I come too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 its 11pm. i just woke up. im on my way over.. there better be some meth left aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I just watched the clip you posted I'll never look at someone with t-rex arms the same again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I actually owned that crippled masters tape. nigga with the iron back was killa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Yo, fuck this movie. This shit is the canal street version of the illest kung-fu movie of all time, "Two Crippled Masters". In the real one, the guy with no arms has a helper monkey that rides on his shoulders, and when the two guys fight, its literally the best action sequence in the history of film. I accidentally bought this knock off version last summer, and was supremely disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 O___o you guys are kidding about the meth right? please say yes...you might as well just switch to rock...its cheaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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