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Crippled Masters

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by deterrent, Aug 8, 2005.

  1. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    One of my favorite KungFu movies I required this week. CRIPPLED MASTERS
    It goes real good with listening to Sage Francis and putting terraki sauce on pizza

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    Lessions Learned:
    1:Having both your arms cut off produces very little blood.
    2:Feudal China possessed concentrated acid capable of rendering a man legless.
    3:Everybody in China knows kung fu and are measured by their prowess.
    4:It is possible to beat someone to death with your ass or humped back.

    Link to movie clip

    On a scale of 0-11 flying kicks I give it an eight, great movie to test your new
    girlfriend on to see if she really is as cool as you think.
     
  2. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24
    hahahaahahahahahahah oh shit!!! hahaah

    kung fu is that shit man, but this is too much
    i'd have to be lit to watch that bruh

    good find.
     
  3. defyoner

    defyoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 20, 2000 Messages: 4,873 Likes Received: 3
    hahaha. damn deterent.. you never cease to humor me. why dont we hang out more?
     
  4. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Wanna watch Crippled Masters with me?

    Or better yet we can get drunk and watch the golden egg of my VHS collection;
    Terror in Tiny Town (a 1937 B/W all midget cast and crew cowboy film). They
    ride ponys like they are horses!!!! I'll give a call tonight, talk to AIDS IS MEAT
    Whom ever wants to be in, is welcome.

    Be prepared for a thread on this, covering the drinking, the watching, eating,
    and who knows. Ayyye
     
  5. Swizel

    Swizel Guest

    Beware the Sholin Catipiller! Those flippers are deadly.
     
  6. defyoner

    defyoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 20, 2000 Messages: 4,873 Likes Received: 3
    better yet. ill bring my camera. and we will document this. get some bitches over there too. their reaction will be priceless. ill talk to Aids Is A Meat... and see if his faggot ass is down.
     
  7. defyoner

    defyoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 20, 2000 Messages: 4,873 Likes Received: 3
    dude i should have called you last night..

    i was at north beach and shit destroying sand castles all night.. and i found a sand frog that some one obviously took alot of time to build. and i kicked its eye off.last night i found a sand frog that some one obviously took alot of time to build. and i kicked its eye off.
     
  8. nozaki

    nozaki Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 23, 2003 Messages: 1,323 Likes Received: 0
    i guess you're only as cool as your taste in movies is obscure.
     
  9. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    prepare to dogulate on some Modelo-mentos
     
  10. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Asshole, nextime look at the side sand creation. It was signed
    Deter Rock One Ske Cold Chiller, the shit was for this beach gallery
    thing that was going to be off the back. I was goning to have a couple
    fake-ass Chicago Gary Bassman wantabees, and a black dude on tables.
     
  11. defyoner

    defyoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 20, 2000 Messages: 4,873 Likes Received: 3
    yo son. calm it down. your frog creation shit was all lookin at me funny. i had to show that nigga who ran the fuckin beach... just like i showed that motherfucker who was plowing the sand on the volleyball courts. yea i trampled right through that shit when he was done. and dug holes and shit. fuck those faggot ass college kids who play beach volleyball. i just made it so one of them would bust they shit and break an ankle. ya heard?

    *edit* me typing with one hand is a bad idea.
     
  12. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    f a blood
    dis' be abot my crips

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  13. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
  14. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    No arms and no legs team up
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  15. defyoner

    defyoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 20, 2000 Messages: 4,873 Likes Received: 3
    yo son.. those images broken and shit. like your sandfrogs eye.
     
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