saraday Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 there's this wierd, socially inept guy in my class that just sits in the middle of the classroom and stares at me while i'm on the computer. this lasts about 4 hours a day. he tells me he can get me a job in the Deli at albertsons and then he asks really wierd questions like "where do you work, where do you live" etc etc... 2 other girls in my class already caught him waiting in his truck staring at them while they got into their cars.. when they saw him, he ducked down thinking they wouldn't see him. wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 This is why I bought pepper spray for my girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 could you take him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 well, techiniclly he's never done anything that made me feel like i was in danger.. but he's SERIOUSLY creeping me out. he's like a fucked up napoleon dynamite with a stalker-ish flare. i know a little bit of judo and karate.. maybe i should get some mace or something.. campus police? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 campus police haha that's so cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 ^^^you got any better ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 show his that your not one to be fucked with. mean mug his ass when he looks at you, then ask in a mean pissed off voice "what do you want?" dont use profanitys, it will only make you look stupid. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 GOD HE'S WALKING AROUND AND STILL LOOKING AT ME. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 type in really large bold font on the computer screen "HEY YOU, YES YOU. QUIT STARING AT ME." make sure it is large and bold enough that he can read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@Mar 30 2005, 10:56 AM ^^^you got any better ideas? Quoted post you and those other girls kidnap and gang rape him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 one time they caught this older guy jerking off in the parking lot of my college dorm, just watching people walking around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Social Enept Guys Need Love Too!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 eh dont get all crazy about things and blow em out of proportion...im sure hes just like any other guy but not as skilled in the social skills department... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 ask him to hang out wit you and your boys one night and smoke some herb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by Tough Love@Mar 30 2005, 10:10 AM eh dont get all crazy about things and blow em out of proportion...im sure hes just like any other guy but not as skilled in the social skills department... Quoted post no.. this dude is CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY! he's got the thickest cajun accent i've ever heard... if i had a camera phone i'd take a pic and let you guys decide for yourself.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 i look at the TV and i can see his reflection staring.. he doesn't blink and it's wierd.. he looks like a wax sculpture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@Mar 30 2005, 09:50 AM he's like a fucked up napoleon dynamite with a stalker-ish flare. Quoted post so do you drink 1% milk because you think your fat, because your not. you could totally drink whole if you wanted to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 "this one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macabre Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 just talk to the poor chap and make him feel better about himself. dont be a snob to him or he'll likely come to school and slice you with his machete. clams have feelings too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@Mar 30 2005, 09:42 AM he tells me he can get me a job in the Deli at albertsons and then he asks really wierd questions like "where do you work, where do you live" etc etc... Quoted post If those constitute 'really weird' questions you might just be one of those uppidy small town chicks who think that any guy who's different from the 10 male friends you had in highschool is a "creepy weirdo". Seriously... 'where do you live and work' are creepy these days? Did I miss a fucking meeting? Just because you're in a college environment and he didn't come up tapping on a table and talking about DJ Shadow doesn't mean he's a derelict. Of course, if he actually does stare at you for 4 hours a day that is sort of Travis-Taxi-Driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by Im Broke@Mar 30 2005, 03:16 PM ask him to hang out wit you and your boys one night and smoke some herb. Quoted post :lol: :lol: stay on your toes gurl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobthebuilder Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 I know a lot of people like that, they tend to "zone out" which makes their quick peek at you turn into a 10 minute stare. Maybe hes attracted to you, who the fuck knows... ask him what his deal is. Afterwards report back to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 haha 26sided... As I read saraday's first post, I pictured a friend of mine. He has the Napolean Dynamite face, is a mouth breather, and is incredibly socially retarded. He has absolutely no friggin' clue how to talk to girls. Well, he probably has a better idea than your little crush, but still. I have told him on many occassions that any girl would be out of their mind if they didn't think he was creepy as fuck. Not to say that he is a danger or anything like that, but he is creepy - no doubt about it. This guy may be the same. And if he is like my buddy (and he sounds like it), you should just ask him - "Staring problems???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Grab his ass and kiss him on the cheek :love2: :love2: :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 "Stop staring at me..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 just wear shorts. one look at those fucking chewbacca legs of yours and he'll realize he'd be diving face first into a briar patch. that's enough to scare off any guy, no matter how creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by 26SidedCube+Mar 30 2005, 11:11 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (26SidedCube - Mar 30 2005, 11:11 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-saraday@Mar 30 2005, 09:42 AM he tells me he can get me a job in the Deli at albertsons and then he asks really wierd questions like "where do you work, where do you live" etc etc... Quoted post If those constitute 'really weird' questions you might just be one of those uppidy small town chicks who think that any guy who's different from the 10 male friends you had in highschool is a "creepy weirdo". Seriously... 'where do you live and work' are creepy these days? Did I miss a fucking meeting? Just because you're in a college environment and he didn't come up tapping on a table and talking about DJ Shadow doesn't mean he's a derelict. Of course, if he actually does stare at you for 4 hours a day that is sort of Travis-Taxi-Driver. Quoted post [/b] no reason to be harsh, dude.. i guess i should have explained myself a little better.. those definetly aren't "wierd questions".. but in the context in which he was asking them, they seemed wierd.. for example..there are upmpteen computers in my classroom, whenever we're not studying, we all get on the computers.. except for him. he sits with his arms folded glaring at the females in the class. he asked where i lived-- not an entirely wierd question, right? i told him the general area where i lived and he wanted a street address. i'm sorry, call me an "uppidy small town chick" but i'm not telling someone that already creeps me out in the first place my address. i'm especially not disclosing any information like that to him when he was caught secretly waiting for girls in the parking lot. i am actually a very open minded person. i've tried to make conversation with him and befriend him because i'm not the kind of person to shut someone out because of the way that the look or what they're in to. when two girls in my class started compliaining about him, i told them to give him the benifit of the doubt until i expierenced this shit first-hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by seeking@Mar 30 2005, 04:50 PM just wear shorts. one look at those fucking chewbacca legs of yours and he'll realize he'd be diving face first into a briar patch. that's enough to scare off any guy, no matter how creepy. Quoted post AH, SEEK, your fuckin awesome. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by seeking@Mar 30 2005, 11:50 AM just wear shorts. one look at those fucking chewbacca legs of yours and he'll realize he'd be diving face first into a briar patch. that's enough to scare off any guy, no matter how creepy. Quoted post BEST IDEA YET.. maybe i should shave "lesbian" in my leg hair.. maybe that would do more harm than good.. wahaha. 5/5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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