tty0 Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Inspired by Dirty, you know how we do... I'll obviously start it of. One day while I was walking along eating a bologna, dirt, and chocolate sandwich when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryWhere Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 you choaked on a twinkie making you realize you were meant to choke or blunt objects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 and then you died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tty0 Posted January 5, 2003 Author Share Posted January 5, 2003 ...then I came back to life so I could kick Ronnie Dobbs mother in the nuts while she was at work bouncing rowdy transexuals out of the private club her husband owned. I left and proceeded to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 FIND OUT HOW THEY GET THE CARAMILK INTO A CARAMILK BAR, BUT ON MY WAY I RAN INTO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 a bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 i cant breathe.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tty0 Posted January 5, 2003 Author Share Posted January 5, 2003 I said cause that bus fucked up my caramilk bar I was just about to eat so naturally I was mad as shit. I took out my anger by boarding the bus and taking it hostage cause I just seen the movie speed, so I taped some wolfpack fireworks to the bus floor and told everybody too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, YA FUCKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tty0 Posted January 5, 2003 Author Share Posted January 5, 2003 OR I'M GONNA.. *BAM* Agent K from the MiB busts through door with a fuckin midget on the end of his 27 inch dildo probe slash midget incapasatator or whatever who... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tty0 Posted January 5, 2003 Author Share Posted January 5, 2003 ..said fuck all you fucks for not participating in the story thread while he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 ...jumps up and down on a hut when all of a sudden.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 you find the biggest.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 bear looking across at you with a boner, and the fuckers sitting their waving it about in his hands like he wants you to come get some but you yell out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tty0 Posted January 5, 2003 Author Share Posted January 5, 2003 "STOP! I only have sex with minors and "special kids" but we can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 ....I DONNO WHAT TO SAY I DONNO WAT TO SAY!! OMG OMG OMG!! ILL JUST ADD DOTS AT THE END OF THIS SO YOU CAN FINNISH IT....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 ...throw rocks at old folks and hand out balloons to dogs, but not until we...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Upon entering the dark forest next to the city i took the longest swqord and drove it deep into my heart. THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Installment 2 of 10938726268787838333 "A man and A bear on A Bus" The next day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 i'd go find me some gooooood pussy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 ....but im really not to fond of cats..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 so ill reply to this so i can boost my numbers, and then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 reply a few... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 more times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 willy wonka comes in "outraged" cause he was the guy whom started the short story thread, but its cool..cause in his heart, he really doesnt care.. then all of a sudden this fat lady come woddling in and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 finds a penny glued to the ground.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 she then proceeds to pry it form the ground with her butt checks..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 while What Da Fuck sees it from the distance and says...........ppfffffff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 but decides to go and lick the brown booty hole,.....and gets killed by a cloud of gas seeping from the bottomless ass pit. the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Installment 3 of 108636372772818 "The kid that died from a gaseous substance" and he was dead.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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