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Crazy wacky kids jokes!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Cup-O-Pizza, Jul 23, 2002.

  1. Cup-O-Pizza

    Cup-O-Pizza New Jack

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    Crazy wacky kids jokes!!

    Discussion started by Cup-O-Pizza - Jul 23, 2002

    Here are some horrible jokes I've made up over the years:

    Q: What do you need to have a really good art collection?

    A: Monet! (you have to rub your thumb and pointer finger together when you say it)

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    I was talking to this guy at Circuit City and he was taking a CD player back for a refund. I asked him why and he said "Dude, i'm taking it back because every single SONY CD player is wack yo. None of them work right".

    I said "That's just a sterotype".

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    Do you know why my uncle got kicked out of the Armed Forces?

    He lost both of his arms.

    Then he was a foot soldier in the Army until he lost both his legs.

    He was disgraced. He said he would have kicked himself out, but he...didnt have any legs.

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    Q:What do you call a fruit that's afraid to get married without permission?

    A: A Can't-Elope

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    Q: What do you call a 100,000,000 Watt Lightbulb on the sun?

    A: A bright idea

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    Q: What does Dracula get in the morning at a bed and breakfast?

    A: Neck-fest-in-bed

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    (these next 2 are horrible)

    Q: Was Jesus better known for his sense of humor, or being the king of the Jews?
    A: Both. He was always JewKing.

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    Q: How do dogs talk to each other long distance?

    A: The telebone.

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    Hey lets make like a priest and get the hell out of here.

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    So yeah. I decided to make a "Worst Jokes of All Time" book. Any submissions would be greatly appreciated.
     
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  2. seppuku

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    seppuku - Replied Jul 23, 2002

    "the telebone" .....classic.
     
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  3. bug

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    bug - Replied Jul 23, 2002

    what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?







































    Dam!
     
  4. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jul 23, 2002

    monet !:lol:
     
  5. WISE

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    WISE - Replied Jul 23, 2002

    whats the last thing to go thru a fly's mind as it hits the windshield?


    his ASS!
     
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  6. Cup-O-Pizza

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    Cup-O-Pizza - Replied Jul 23, 2002

    these are all brilliant.

    i didnt make these up but theyre right up my alley.

    What do you call a dear with no eyes?

    I have No-Eye-Deer

    what do you call a deer with no eyes or LEGS?

    Still no-eye-deer
     
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  7. ledzep

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    ledzep - Replied Jul 23, 2002

    why is dracula a vegeterian?
    because he keeps away from stakes.

    Why are lollipops bad at boxing?
    Because they always get licked.

    What do you call a grahm craker that robs banks?
    a safe cracker.

    How do you turn a tomato into squash?
    throw it up in the air and it comes down SQUASH!

    and, the worst one ever...

    Who was the Greek conquerer who loved fruits?

    Alexander the Grape.

    :lol:... :( no
     
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  8. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Jul 23, 2002

    what do u call a dinosaur with one eye??

    do-u-think-he-saw-us
     
  9. THEdude

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    THEdude - Replied Jul 23, 2002

    LOL


    the best


    (NO APPLAUSE NEEDED):)
     
  10. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Jul 23, 2002

    ^^wtf u ona bout? whose joke? mine? ahaha
     
  11. test pattern

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    test pattern - Replied Jul 23, 2002




    :lol:!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  12. THEdude

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    THEdude - Replied Jul 23, 2002

    all the jokes dude
     
  13. CIPHER_one

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    CIPHER_one - Replied Dec 7, 2003

    bump
     
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  14. Abracadabra

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    Abracadabra - Replied Dec 7, 2003

    what's the definition of embarassment?






    running at a wall with a hard on and breaking your nose first
     
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    EyeforAnEYE - Replied Dec 7, 2003

    lame ass joke right here. What was the last thing to go through kurt cobains mind?




    his teeth.

    Lame. sorry.
     
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