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Crazy wacky kids jokes!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Cup-O-Pizza, Jul 23, 2002.

  1. Cup-O-Pizza

    Cup-O-Pizza New Jack

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 25 Likes Received: 0
    Here are some horrible jokes I've made up over the years:

    Q: What do you need to have a really good art collection?

    A: Monet! (you have to rub your thumb and pointer finger together when you say it)


    I was talking to this guy at Circuit City and he was taking a CD player back for a refund. I asked him why and he said "Dude, i'm taking it back because every single SONY CD player is wack yo. None of them work right".

    I said "That's just a sterotype".


    Do you know why my uncle got kicked out of the Armed Forces?

    He lost both of his arms.

    Then he was a foot soldier in the Army until he lost both his legs.

    He was disgraced. He said he would have kicked himself out, but he...didnt have any legs.


    Q:What do you call a fruit that's afraid to get married without permission?

    A: A Can't-Elope


    Q: What do you call a 100,000,000 Watt Lightbulb on the sun?

    A: A bright idea


    Q: What does Dracula get in the morning at a bed and breakfast?

    A: Neck-fest-in-bed


    (these next 2 are horrible)

    Q: Was Jesus better known for his sense of humor, or being the king of the Jews?
    A: Both. He was always JewKing.


    Q: How do dogs talk to each other long distance?

    A: The telebone.


    Hey lets make like a priest and get the hell out of here.


    So yeah. I decided to make a "Worst Jokes of All Time" book. Any submissions would be greatly appreciated.
  2. seppuku

    seppuku Member

    Joined: May 11, 2000 Messages: 718 Likes Received: 0
    "the telebone" .....classic.
  3. bug

    bug Guest

    what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?

  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

  5. WISE

    WISE Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2001 Messages: 526 Likes Received: 0
    whats the last thing to go thru a fly's mind as it hits the windshield?

    his ASS!
  6. Cup-O-Pizza

    Cup-O-Pizza New Jack

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 25 Likes Received: 0
    these are all brilliant.

    i didnt make these up but theyre right up my alley.

    What do you call a dear with no eyes?

    I have No-Eye-Deer

    what do you call a deer with no eyes or LEGS?

    Still no-eye-deer
  7. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    why is dracula a vegeterian?
    because he keeps away from stakes.

    Why are lollipops bad at boxing?
    Because they always get licked.

    What do you call a grahm craker that robs banks?
    a safe cracker.

    How do you turn a tomato into squash?
    throw it up in the air and it comes down SQUASH!

    and, the worst one ever...

    Who was the Greek conquerer who loved fruits?

    Alexander the Grape.

    :lol:... :( no
  8. sneak

    sneak Guest

    what do u call a dinosaur with one eye??

  9. THEdude

    THEdude Guest


    the best

  10. sneak

    sneak Guest

    ^^wtf u ona bout? whose joke? mine? ahaha
  11. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0

  12. THEdude

    THEdude Guest

    all the jokes dude
  13. CIPHER_one

    CIPHER_one Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2000 Messages: 2,300 Likes Received: 0
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    what's the definition of embarassment?

    running at a wall with a hard on and breaking your nose first
  15. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    lame ass joke right here. What was the last thing to go through kurt cobains mind?

    his teeth.

    Lame. sorry.