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Crazy shit that came out of nowhere and made you laugh.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Tofu, Aug 24, 2001.

  1. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    --The other day, coming back from the local video rental place, I stopped at a stop sign and looked over and, "lo and behold", there was some guy standing on the sidewalk with a washcloth and a bottle of Tilex, spraying and wiping the yellow curb, just cleaning the hell out of it!!!

    --A fat old lady shopping in a huge corporate grocery store in her nightgown.

    --This is sort of an "average" occurrence, but seeing cops speeding through a residential area, (as usual) and slowing down a little and putting their lights on so they don't have to stop at a stop-sign on a busier street, then turning the lights off when they reach the other side...that's also sort of funny, but mostly just annoying.

    --A fat middle-aged woman in a Toot's restaurant, walking around with her pants undone and unzipped, but staying on due to fatness...and her pink panties billowing out. My friend snapped a picture, I have a copy!!! Fun times...

    Post 'em up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. QbaOner

    QbaOner Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2000 Messages: 827 Likes Received: 7
    ok today i went fishin and this fuckin guy was cleanin fish and started talkin to me and my friend... guy was wearin short shorts and his balls were showin kinda like in scary movie 1... fuckin nasty ass ahit...it was gross but kinda funny...

    [This message has been edited by QbaOner (edited 08-24-2001).]
  3. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    -Walking past a new mcdonalds being built a few blocks up from me I noticed that somone had re-arranged the letters on the magnetic sign (those rental ones on trailers) out front to read:
    "No hiring for shit location"
    it having originally said: "Now Hiring for this location"
    it was worth a laugh cause the day before the only had enough brain power to change the "this" to "shit"
  4. dosoner

    dosoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2000 Messages: 3,735 Likes Received: 26

    they dont do that just so they dont have to stop, they do it to alert people that could be near the intersection that they are coming through. police dont always race to a crime scene with sirens and lights on, its easier to catch a crimminal, when they dont know your coming. im sure some cops do use it when they shouldnt, but alot of them do it as busniess only

    [This message has been edited by dosoner (edited 08-24-2001).]
  5. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    Yeah, that's a good point.
  6. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    BUMP! This thread's too young to die.