2slim Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 "when i be smkokin weed,i be a gigglin ho" "i could have that bike when yo done?" pointing to my ship tattoo "what ship that is,the barnacle?" "what kinda dog that is, a rock weila?" "say bruh,you worship voodoo?" here is a conversation i heard on the bus: "say bruh,what if the moon fell on the earth?","man,my shit would be runnin!","nigga,you cant outrun the moon." more to come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 http://www.mattbcomic.com/no15/images/37.gif'> without resorting to cliched ebonics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 http://www.uvm.edu/sparc/ara/punch.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esai Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 I think someone has some issues being white, 2slim. Come here and Ill give you a big brown hug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 whatcha lookin at willis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2slim Posted April 15, 2003 Author Share Posted April 15, 2003 i dont have issues with being white,i just think its funny that this thread will be labeled racist,and the craziest thing a white person ever said is ok...????black people say crazy shit too,so dont be a pussy and post up!!!!nigga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esai Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 So you want your brown hug or not? I gots bitches waiting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2slim Posted April 15, 2003 Author Share Posted April 15, 2003 i thought you were going to give me the big brown hug...i already got bitches to get brown hugs from,i want one from you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Originally posted by 2slim i dont have issues with being white,i just think its funny that this thread will be labeled racist,and the craziest thing a white person ever said is ok...????black people say crazy shit too,so dont be a pussy and post up!!!!nigga! I didn't notice the other thread that teaser started, someone just bumped it up now. I believe labeling someone "racist" is actually being racist in itself. One could argue that holding certain beliefs puts you into a group of people, in essence a race. So by labeling someone racist your being racist because your labeling someone based on their beliefs, which could be part of a race of some sort. yeah thats its..and now on to "the craziest thing a white person ever said." thread :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 not somethign crazy, but i met this pimp (really a pimp, he offered me a white ho that would "drop her panties for 20 bones") anyway, he told me, "no matter who you are, if you're rich or poor, black, white or hispanic, everyone has their vices. for some it's drugs, for others it's money. don't ever forget that." that was three years ago. i haven't forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esai Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Pimpology gets so deep, seriously. I have teachers that reference it many a time, those are the dope classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 https://commerce10.pair.com/attack1/stores/pimpgear/catalog/pimpgear/large/200-071_lg.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 one time this black guy said YO! and i got scared. being white and from the sweet ass suburbs ive never seen any coloured person before. i was scared. i thought he was a rap gangster or something. now we have black people on my street so its ok. we play hoops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Originally posted by T.T Boy one time this black guy said YO! and i got scared. being white and from the sweet ass suburbs ive never seen any coloured person before. i was scared. i thought he was a rap gangster or something. now we have black people on my street so its ok. we play hoops. ^^^that shit is hilarious. 2slim, man you need to simmer down. chill. Seems like you're a little upset. Everyone says dumb shit. Like, Like one time I was walking down the street wit' my boys Perch and Glam, and some Indian kat asked me where I got my rasta from. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2slim Posted April 15, 2003 Author Share Posted April 15, 2003 ha ha..my friend has dreads and plugs in her ears,and this lady asked her if the plugs were "to amplify the reggae"ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 "dogg you look bustable" "IT'S WHAT TO DO DEN?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 I was working on this hiphop documentary and the director says to me about the guy being interviewed "This guy is on the street team for rock-a-fella records. That's Jay-Z's company" ok thanks for assuming I'm that unaware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 when you throw a snake in the fire its feet will come out..my boy from Miss. swears to this day hes seen it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2slim Posted April 15, 2003 Author Share Posted April 15, 2003 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....thats hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 this thread's hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you Originally posted by 2slim "i could have that bike when yo done?" "what kinda dog that is, a rock weila?" i've heard these enUFF times! It's funny 'cuz it's so true! Funny thread - post up more. I'll try and post up after I meet up with my bud's in the park for a blunt. Maybe I'll pick up something there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBabyJesus Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Rhymes come stinky like a girl's poo poo. Hippa to the hoppa and you just don't stoppa. http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/News/Photos/b/bastard.110698.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Being asked "where did you get that idea from?" about the 1in holes in my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 they had something in the school newspaper about what kids thought about invading Iraq, this one black kid said " im all for dat, we need to go find Osama and say 'wat up?' " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trousersnake Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 MY puerto rican friend(close enough to black) told me once that you can kick a dogs nose off if you kick it hard enough.He actually thinks that it will detach not rip off or something.He still holds on to it till this day.Damn jiggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahleediddy Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 after giving a bum a cig..... yo mang, for real, i got nothing but love for white people. all of dem. nothing but love, nawmsaying? all those white people out there..... nothin but love. white people- they coo' in my book then he proceeded to walk half way down the block, turn around, and yell and thank me for the cig. then in stl we were asking a guy on the street for directions so first he tried to sell us a chain for 50 bones, then lowered it to 2, then 1, and then finally 50 cents. on our directions he informed us to go down dey. take a left, go all the way down dey, then turn right over "bidday". it will be right "bidday". you wont miss it. still to this day i havent figured out what the term "bidday" meant but i can only guess its something interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 "you got a bootay for being oriental" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Originally posted by Esai So you want your brown hug or not? I gots bitches waiting hahaha...all the ladies get big bronw hugs from your truly! Come here, gimmie some sugar! *hug* uugghhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow "you got a bootay for being oriental" I bet you do. With yo bad self! "Are you half black? With lips like those, you look it!" Thats what Ive been told many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 lol... thick lips and a fat ass, hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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