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Originally posted by fermentor666@Jan 4 2005, 06:07 PM

You can get whores there, too!

 

 

haha... out of curisoity I check a local add and it was too funny.

It all sounded like some old bullshit at first, with lines like:

'I'm a college student trying to make some extra money'.

Then she says 'I only see one client a night out of respect for

my customers. No one wants seconds'. That made me laugh.

A hooker who cares about the jerks who pay her? Then it hit me.......

She gave her general address and it WAS THE SAME INTERSECTION

THAT I LIVE AT!!! So that means that one of my neighbours or

possibly the girl at the coffee shop that's been smiling at me is a ho.

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C: We'll shovel your sidewalks and driveway, for the low low cost of... $10,000.

 

L: Ten thousand is a little steep kids, how about $10.00

 

C: Ohhhh ma'am please! Let go of that tight grip you have on my balls! Breakin' my balls ma'am.

 

L: How about $15.00?

 

C: Deal.

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