ODS-1 Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 Share some of your experiences with crackheads. Today I was driving home and saw a crackhead fighting a telephone pole. He was yellin at it and shit, it was the funniest thing I'd seen in my life. His buddy was like cheerin him on or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 a friend of mine literally lives across the street from a crack house and "Thirsty Thursdays" are at his house so I have weekly encounters with crackheads. Last night this woman was walking up and down his street from midnight until about 3am just yelling over and over again, "TYISHA BITCH I KNOW YOU GOT MY MONEY WHERE YOU AT YOU FUCKING TRICK ASS HOE WHERE MY FUCKIN MONEY!" For a good three hours. At one point she came across the street where i was sitting outfront on my phone and she starts coming up to me doing the crackhead sway and just yells in my face, "BITCH LET ME GET YO PHONE TYISHA OWE ME MONEY" "No." "OH I SEE HOW IT IS YOU MARK ASS NIGGA AIN'T GIVE ME YO PHONE." "I'm on the phone, go away." then she suddenly comes down, "Honey, Baby, can I have a cigarette?" "If I give you a cigarette will you go away?" "Yes sir." So I give her a cigarette and she says, "Oh honey baby you have always been so good to me" and walks away 15 minutes later she's back, "LET ME BUM OFF YO LIGHT" "Hold on" I fish around my pockets to get the lighter and she starts getting impatient and starts yelling, "YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU GIVE IT NOW I AIN'T GOT ROCKS TO RUB TOGETHER." I hand her the lighter and say, "Oh you have plenty of rock..." She looks and me and it takes a couple of seconds to register what i said and she just kinda rolls her eyes, "YOU FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE WITH YOUR NON MENTHOL CIGARETTES" and she just walks away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unionLabor Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 if someone can explain how to upload an avi. off my computer and post it (if at all possible, probaly not) i have film of a crackhead doing kung fu!!! AYE YO!! tyesha owe me money too,trick ass bitch!!!! oh yea i smoke rock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Im_Broke/crack.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTONER Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 NICE I SMOKE CRACK IN A BACK ALLEY BEHIND DOMINO'S PIZZA:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 Re: NICE Originally posted by GHOSTONER GRAFFING WHEN YOU LAZING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 About 4 years ago i went to my buddies appartment and he had just got a new bb gun. We posted up in his 6th story window and made a game out of shooting crack heads down below. I think my buddy shot one in the eye. That was a really good time. There are way to many stories to get into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck About 4 years ago i went to my buddies appartment and he had just got a new bb gun. We posted up in his 6th story window and made a game out of shooting crack heads down below. I think my buddy shot one in the eye. That was a really good time. There are way to many stories to get into. in the eye.. ummm .......nah .........regretful prank maybe but n e way .. this crack head called "doc the shit bandit" was notorious as a burgalar because he would go in through the window and leave through the front door but just before he broke out he would take a dump on the door mat .:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 ever seen a crackhead run? they got a funny full stride kinda run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 i live in san francisco. crackhead utopia crakheads giving eachother dome in the seat behind me on the bus crackheads talking abuot eating babies and other stupid shit crackheads offering head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 joe trombone was a white crackhead who could bust flows for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escapeartist Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 BumFights 1,2, or 3 Bling Bling the crackdealer.. "And when we commin you gonna hear this... **ch-click**" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Im_Broke/crack.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 the des and searchin for crumbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 *believe* "remember kids, dont smoke crack!" -l.t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 Re: *believe* Originally posted by WebsterUno "remember kids, dont smoke crack!" -l.t. "who's smoking crack? I ain't smoking no crack, but a good question would be... who is smoking crack?" -Daryll Strawberry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zodiddly Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 have you ever seen a crackhead right after they get their shit? i have. they make a rooster call, run to a corner and get high. gret stuff COCKADOODLEDOO:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 i had 2 crackheads living with me this week, we kicked them out afer only living here 3 days. after they left we discovered they jacked my toothpaste, aluminum foil, and a roomies hair conditioner. fuck crackheads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 http://www2.truman.edu/~marc/webpages/andean2k/cocaine/crackhead.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 crack is wack!!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 in my city theres crackheads everywhere (literally, everywhere) and if they aren't crackheads, they're fucked up on blow i hate cocaine so much .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebsBK Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 ashame. seen too many beautifull people go down over coke and crack.....shits no joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 http://c.myspace.com/00024/50/26/24356205_l.JPG'> that tiger print makes her sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 It's not Bling Bling the crackdealer. It's just Bling Bling. Then there is T-Bone the Crack Dealer. Come Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 one of my favorite web comics since 1999 i present wackycrackheads.com yea my city has aaaaaalot of crackheads.. and not the big city crackheads that roam the street.. we got the hidden leaf ninja crackheads that you never know they smoke crack till you see them do it...or their teeth start rotting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unionLabor Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 Originally posted by MOOGLE? one of my favorite web comics since 1999 i present wackycrackheads.com yea my city has aaaaaalot of crackheads.. and not the big city crackheads that roam the street.. we got the hidden leaf ninja crackheads that you never know they smoke crack till you see them do it...or their teeth start rotting that was THE stupidest comic i have ever seen in my LIFE! gay.... and wow that trick has some BBEEAAUUTTIIFFUUULLLLLLLL eyes:love3: :D :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 damn i just realized ods the crackhead started this post. I'm sorry I contributed. He has the most cracked out signatures ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 i have a plethora of crackhead stories, i would have to write a book not just a post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niso Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 I have seen to many crack heads in my life time had too many friends from junkie parents and seen food friends slip to drugs for me to even bother wont to look at them though I do have a good story... When I was in school for lunch me and my mated would all go to the local park. The area my school was in was pretty bad so junkies used the back of the park to jack up. We would see a stream of them every day climbing up a muddy bank to their squat/shanty town. My mate one day had some rockets witch we aimed at this guy with one gangreen lead it hit him in the back of the head he dropped his crunches fell down the hill and landed in a puddle followed by nuth of them charging at us. It was like a war every day at lunch we would though what ever we had to hand at them bottles, stones fireworks the lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 Originally posted by NISO BRISTOL witch we aimed at this guy with one gangreen lead it hit him in the back of the head he dropped his crunches fell down the hill and landed in a puddle followed by nuth of them charging at us. It was like a war every day at lunch we would though what ever we had to hand at them bottles, stones fireworks the lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 Originally posted by NISO BRISTOL I have seen to many crack heads in my life time had too many friends from junkie parents and seen food friends slip to drugs for me to even bother wont to look at them though I do have a good story... When I was in school for lunch me and my mated would all go to the local park. The area my school was in was pretty bad so junkies used the back of the park to jack up. We would see a stream of them every day climbing up a muddy bank to their squat/shanty town. My mate one day had some rockets witch we aimed at this guy with one gangreen lead it hit him in the back of the head he dropped his crunches fell down the hill and landed in a puddle followed by nuth of them charging at us. It was like a war every day at lunch we would though what ever we had to hand at them bottles, stones fireworks the lot damn dude, you wrote this shit like you just took a fat hit of crack!:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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