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Crackheads are fun.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by CATS, Oct 9, 2001.


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  1. CATS

    CATS Senior Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    I dont know how many will agree, but here in downtown crackheads are funny people.
  2. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19
    How bout a crackhead popping out of the bushes with a crackedout looking bandage around his arm
    yelling about how the yard is heated and to get out because the guards shot him . Dude made so much noise.....
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    this poll is
    a. useless
    b. mostly useless
    c. big time useless
    d. all of the above

    some crack head in Parkdale (local reference) tried to sell
    me a duffel bag full of VHS movies. I asked what kind of shit
    he had. He said he had about 100 tapes and some of the good stuff
    included Jonny Pnemonic Jerry Springer Too hot for TV Rock 'em Sock 'em Hockey 12
    obviously all garbage. Those were the bast things he could think of?
    I'd rather buy porn
  4. CATS

    CATS Senior Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    Easy Zesto, Im trying to bring humor to an overly dull and boring forum. Apparently your ass woke up on the wrong side of the bed, or maybe you just woke up. When you have to live in a place where the crackheads run free like a god dammed pettting zoo you will see the humor in this. If you like I will pay for your prostitute, I can even send you porn so youll be a happy little lad.
  5. *see-phore*

    *see-phore* Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 1,182 Likes Received: 0
    yo zesto you want some porn? i got 2 bad ass vids 1 is all anal gangbangs the others just funny shit! i found them in perfect condition theyre pretty new too.:crazy:
  6. bug

    bug Guest

    i remember this one time my friends and i were all chillin in front of a club and a crack head tried to sell us christmas lights. it was the christmas season, so obviously he just took it from some business' display window or some other persons decoration. then he starts panhandling "you got a dollar or two" my friend quickly responded "you got any crack?" we all instantly died laughing
  7. beardo

    beardo Guest

    the resluts of the poll are very telling
  8. hahaha
    city writers vs. burbs/backwoods...
  9. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    There are a few crackheads around my area.
    I can't believe so many people don't know any crackheads. Either the crackheads are low pro or so many people live in "drug free" towns??
  10. I loved fucking with the crackheads in San Juan. They'd come and be all honest, like "Yo I need a fix, help a brotha out", and I'd be like, "Ok, but you gotta earn it. Dance for me." And then I'd take a couple of dollar bills out and show them in front of the poor dude... his eyes would light up, and he would just burst into song and dance (the funniest time was when one started singing "Thriller", and even did the good ol' zombie walk). After a good minute of these guys making complete asses of themselves (they don't have much to lose), I would say "Eh, that kinda sucked, man." And I would put my dollars back and give them spare change, hahahaha. They'd just stand there looking sad and I'd just leave. Then after a few minutes I'd come back and give 'em two bucks... they were so goddamn grateful they didn't care I was fucking with them all over the place. One of them once even told me: "When I'm toking up tonight, I'll think of you, man".

    Nothing has ever quite put a smile on my face like that. Except that one time I had my dick sucked on a beautiful Sunday morning while I slugged tequila straight off the bottle, but that's another story. Beer,

    El Mamerro
  11. deznatori

    deznatori Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 5,441 Likes Received: 0
    All I have to do is loo across the street. Crackheadz are the people I wouldn't want to get into a fight with. You have to knock em out or disable them to get it over. But they are fun to fuck with. Drunk bums are the best though. Not all hyper and shit.
  12. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,128 Likes Received: 76
    The other day this crackhead told me he needed for me to:

    give him some money >> so he could eat >> so he could take his medicine >> because he got bit on the testicles by a spider.

    I was like, how'd you buy "medicine" if you ain't got no money holmes? Seriously, when I'm downtown, I'll always have like a dollar and a couple of quarters just for the cause. The first couple of bums/crackheads that ask, get donations, the other's I tell, "sorry man, I already gave out all my money, try to be the first to catch me next time and you can have it."
  13. 150's~

    150's~ Guest

    Smoke crack and worship satan.
  14. krie

    krie Guest

    fuck satan off
  15. sneak

    sneak Guest

    no, what you do is find a crackhead and tell them that ull give thema tenner (a lot of money for them) if they run fast, head first into a wall. its been done before and will be done again. and its fucking funny