Ethreadzny2 Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 This is where you share your stories of half-assed thoughts of dreams how to make the cash. Could either be you or a friend. First off, my friend just had a kid and was hurt for loot. So he decided he had the ability to stand on his hands longer then anyone else. So started challanging muscle heads to hand standing contest for cash. second- My friend during pot induced thinking. Went to tech for Ski lift technology. The funny thing is there is really no need for that in my area, and there was no chances of my friend leaving the area. post skemes/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 http://www.itvs.org/kpfaontheair/photos/irancontra.jpg'> i HEARD THAT was a really popular scheme!http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid97/p8e937af3b172ff9b3cbacf35c7ba2a34/fa0b2a36.jpg.orig.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 dvds and video games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted January 6, 2004 Author Share Posted January 6, 2004 you know there is more crackhead skemes being done in the world governments then any street corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Get a bag full of Mickeys (those plastic 13oz bottles) and hit up the bar district right after the clubs let out. Around here they cost $12 at the liquor store but you could sell them for $20 on the street to drunks. Hell... I know that I would have paid more then that some nights. Set up a margarita machine in you doorway if you live on a busy street and sell 'to-go-cups' to all the thirsty people walking by on a hot summer day. After you finish a case of beer, fill up the empties with water. Then Glue the box shut. Walk into a beer store and buy another case of the same brand, then walk out to your car and swap the cases. Then walk back into the store with the water bottles and tell the guy that you got the wrong kind. Just swap it for another case of a different brand and leave. then get drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted January 6, 2004 Author Share Posted January 6, 2004 I like the beer case idea. I got to give it a try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 breaking into payphones. i was told they can hold up to 300 bucks in quarters each which sounds about right... if i can hit 2 payphones in a night thats up to 600 bucks. which i could also make as a stripper, but this is less work and more fun because i get to hit things. anyone have any experience in doing this? im going to just use an axe and 10 pound sledge and hope for the best... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 really how much money do you think is in a pay phone these days? Maybe in the 80's before CellPhone were everywhere they might have had money, but no today. Plus you need to think that they are 'wired'. I'm sure that as soon as you hit one a signal is sent off to the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 well....ive done some "recreational smashing" of payphones and never had the cops show up so i think i should be good in that respect. and im aware that with the rise in cellphone usage the payphones dont get as much use, HOWEVER around my way theyve taken the ones out that no longer get use, so whatevers left up is there for a reason, plus i know some crackhead areas where people arent likely to own a cell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 the phone thing is a good idea, you could probably knock the whole thing down and carry it away. maybe if you had a truck, a dollie, a tarp, and a couple freinds, you could get your own vending machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 im more interested in gaining entrance to the coin tray. its not as easy as i had once figured it to be. perhaps i should buy some freon? pending that i cant get the tray out i may just use a sawsall to cut the whole thing down and take it elsewhere to work. theres also a chip in there i think that gets alot of money on ebay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 there's a junkie around my way who everyone knows... he pushes his grocery cart full of stuff around to all the bars in the area where hipsters hang out, he makes friends, and he tries to sell stuff (that he has found) to the drunks i always thought the guy was a scam artist, but there are definitely people around who love the guy and think he's the coolest (fucking hipsters) i've seen him selling every fucking used thing out of that cart..furniture, clothes, books, and the like.. i worked at one of those bars for about 2 years..he made friends with the hipster bartenders and they felt sorry for dude, so they'd let him have free coffee and shit.. later i learned he had a home, this was his way of supporting himself and his habit..he would also use furniture in the bar for storage..one time when the bar was closed and i was there on my pastry shift, i wandered out to the bar and made myself a drink. i was bored, so i started checkin shit out..i found in side one of our endtable the biggest porn stash ever..fuckin A the thing was brimming with hardcore porn. damn. dude had other shit all over. yeah, i bought something from him once. he had Mobb Deep Murda Music Tshirts (with the blood spatter) ..i talked him down from $5 to $1 .no mercy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 scrap metal there are so many fucking crackheads and homeless people in this city i feel like i've seen it all.. finding and stealing scrap steel and iron etc is huge around here.. so is collecting aluminum and steel cans to sell them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 bunk shit i've been scammed purchasing drugs as well.. crackheads selling baking soda in baggies to make enough so they can get real drugs. hawt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 the old 'fool the hipsters' skeme! Here's one that goes down in my area... There's a ton of small art galleries in my zone and there's this one homless guy who sells 'original art' to sceensters. He walks up and asks 'would you like to see some original art' and he usually sells a pen doodle on a scrap of paper for $5. It a great scam just because the gallery people think they're being philantropists by supporting the arts (and this guys raging hero habit). He knows better then to ask me to buy one. Once I looked him straight in the eye and asked "You think these drawing might be worth something some day?' "Yeah sure.. you never know." "Well art is always worth more once the artist is dead. Gimmie 10" He walks away quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patatasbrava Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 sit at the bar in an area with empty bottles or close to empty, wait for the bar hand to come around and clean the bottles off the bar. then casually turn around and say to him "did you take that beer that was there" to which he will respond "yeah" proceed to tell him you were still drinking it and 9 times out of ten they will give you a new one! worked for me many a time. not really a come up but it gets you a few free beers here and there. try it i guarantee you wont be disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 go to a thrift store and buy anything that looks like some trendy emo kid would wear it then sell it on ebay for 10-15 bucks. make ass loads of profit. the end. *oh and make sure that on ebay you call it "retro" or else they wont see it. and use words like emo and cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 some bum tried to sell me and my homies some weed....it was a small sack mixed with pocket lint and he wanted $15....so we jacked him and smoked his shit for free...he spit on my homie though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Suck dick for crack then cut the crack with baking soda and sell it to buy more crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rad Pants Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 sell breath mints to ravers. make sure to wear those parachute pants while peddling your pills so they don't get suspicious. and if you get bored and run out of mints punching them in the head is always good fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainbuffer Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 ^:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kilo7- After you finish a case of beer, fill up the empties with water. Then Glue the box shut. Walk into a beer store and buy another case of the same brand, then walk out to your car and swap the cases. Then walk back into the store with the water bottles and tell the guy that you got the wrong kind. Just swap it for another case of a different brand and leave. then get drunk. This is so crazy it has to work! I will definitely be trying this in the near future...... Back in the day my brother and I used to scam his little gay friends into buying mushrooms for exceedingly high prices. I'd buy $50 worth, then we'd sell them half a gram for around $30. These kids were idiots and would always pay. We got so daring as to actually start selling oregano joints to kids.....watching them say how high they were was hilarious. I have also began selling bootleg *things*, which is a nice little earner.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 teach kids how to do grafitti for money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted January 6, 2004 Author Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by caL go to a thrift store and buy anything that looks like some trendy emo kid would wear it then sell it on ebay for 10-15 bucks. make ass loads of profit. the end. *oh and make sure that on ebay you call it "retro" or else they wont see it. and use words like emo and cool. brillant. it has to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kilo7- teach kids how to do grafitti for money? Graffiti for dummies video in the works hahaha How not to be toy in 12 easy steps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebsBK Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 mushrooms....just find a field, pick em and sell for like 10 bucks a gram...free money for just a little time. also the reciept scam.....works at like target or wallmart or barns and nobles...just find reciepts in the parking lot, walk in the store and pick up the product and take it to the return counter to get free money. easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Rob prostitutes while wearing rollerblades. Preferably while they walking down some sort of incline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 I got the sweetest scheme ever, I'm totally illustrating children's stories and starting my own business with the money earned. I am totally fucking over those hipsters! Actually I just do everything on the buddyhead scam thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Tyler Durden anyone have any experience in doing this? im going to just use an axe and 10 pound sledge and hope for the best... I stole a payphone a couple years ago... get a couple sledgehammers and a good crowbar... it took us about an hour to get $100. Shit, you just reminded me of all the real scams I used to pull weekly... Golf courses are money. Usually they leave their empties in some sort of shed right inside a fenced-in area... we used to break in and steal about $150 worth of bottles in my van two nights a week.... then they got hot to it and some dumbass we told about it tried it and got caught. Ha. Find a chill golfcourse. Really really good drill-bits and remote vending machines. Go to a Coke machine outside by like a park or something... unplug that bitch, put your titanium bit into the lock. $300. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 racked shit + ebay...nuff said spend a grip of foodstamp money on cheap soda, then empty that shit out and get the deposit $ -- only for the truely broke make counterfeit 10$s and ask random ppl if they got change for a 10 donate blood me and some buddies used to rack crazy amounts of empty bottles from a local church sell beige boxes when i worked in a department store i sold shoes to ppl 1/2 off as long as they payed me in cash (could make insane amounts of money doing this) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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