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courtesy flush.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    it's been my observation that the courtesy flush just churns up your shit with the flush, creating a worse smell than without.

    naturally, if a bad smell is the desired result, by all means, flush away. but in this case it doesn't make sense to call it a "courtesy" flush as others might find it discourteous. (no way i spelled that right)

    obviously, if you are taking a big one and you are in your own home, you'd probably want to take a half-time flush in order avoid clogging the pipes.

    and naturally if you are on someone else's shitter, you hope that it DOES clog up their toilet because that is awesome. so save it all for one toilet clogging finale.
     
  2. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Junior Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2005 Messages: 220 Likes Received: 0
    I never really understood the courtesy flush, myself. I just figure that's what the bathroom is for. Shitting. You have to expect some odor.
     
  3. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    wait... what is the courtesy flush?
     
  4. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
    I only flush twice if I just took one of those horrid diarrhea shits that comes from drinking a two liter of mountain dew and eating nothing but taco bell all day. I've seen people literally paint the entire toilet brown doing that. When the shit is all in fine liquid form like that you have to flush a couple of times, sometimes three. I do it until the water runs clear.
     
  5. coco chanel

    coco chanel Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2005 Messages: 307 Likes Received: 0

    thats that good life right there son
     
  6. shai

    shai Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 17,602 Likes Received: 707
    What is courtesy?

    I just got busted for putting the whammy on my friend's toilet a month ago. When I left, I TRIED to flush, but the lever didn't work. So, I did The Manual Override, pulled the top off the tank, and pulled the cord...then, my issue came almost...to...the...top, then stopped. No plunger. Oh well, so I told them there was a problem with the head, and left.

    And got called on it tonight. So I asked them, "Well, you fixed it, right?" They said they had. Naturally, it was then that I asked if an encore was possible, but got turned down.

    My turdcutter is officially persona non grata there, now. :ballcap:
     
  7. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    I fucking love Tapatio but it gives me the spiciest shit. Hot damn.
     
  8. odoil

    odoil Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2005 Messages: 130 Likes Received: 0
    taco bell and mountain dew.
    BUMP
     
  9. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    honestly...

    sometimes i shit a trophy that is too golden..

    i dont even flush, just let that massive pile of sludge or python looking monster chill out in there for the next person to see.

    the other day i stopped in to see this banging ass hot chic i work with.
    she works part time with me at the bar.

    she owns a nice trendy salon so i stopped in to holler at her or whatever so the left over thai food i had for lunch started creeping..i proceeded to the ONLY restroom in the place. for men and women..i was the only guy there and i was sort of proud and embarrassed to left the gnarliest skid marks ever in the toilet. shit looked like i took the terd and used it as a crayon around the rim of that bitch.. i just walked out and told everyone to have a nice day. :king:
     
  10. shai

    shai Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 17,602 Likes Received: 707
    So, did you sex her yet?
     
  11. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    banged the bottom out of it..

    this incident was after i smashed.

    i knew i already got the goods so i wasnt sweating the spiraled terd stains
     
  12. shai

    shai Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 17,602 Likes Received: 707
    You are truly a clever man.

    One time, this girl I wanted to sex put my bathroom on DEFCON 3....on our first date. She was hot, so I let it slide...and sexed her anyway, about four hours later. Incense and some mild intoxicants also helped to shorten my memory.
     
  13. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    iquit and his 'shitty' threads...haha, get it? omg lol...hi there.
     
  14. hulk hogan

    hulk hogan Member

    Joined: Oct 31, 2001 Messages: 648 Likes Received: 0
    i often courtesy flush because i sometimes am embarressed of the sound i produce while dropping kids off at the pool.

    i dont know about you guys, but my shit comes out with a bang. and some flutter after.
     
  15. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 105
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