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Country music star gets PWN3D

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by slainte, Oct 12, 2005.

  1. slainte

    slainte New Jack

    Joined: Jul 11, 2005 Messages: 18 Likes Received: 0
    A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM CHRIS CAGLE
    October 3rd, 2005

    To All My Loyal Music Fans:

    "As many of you are aware, I had been anxiously awaiting the addition of a new baby to my life. The baby has been born and both mother and child are in good health. Since the birth, however, we have discovered that biologically, the child is not mine.

    As excited as I was about becoming a new father, my disappointment is equally as strong. So out of respect for all that are involved, please allow this situation to remain private and know that I will not be commenting further on this very personal matter. I'm thanking you in advance for your kind cooperation and understanding."


    Chris Cagle

    linky

    :haha:

    poor kid. :gaga:

    [​IMG]
     
  2. courtorder

    courtorder Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 0
    Hilarious...he's got a pretty serious stone face on that website...looks like the type of dude that's gonna hunt down the father and beat him to death..
     
  3. SF1

    SF1 Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 25, 2003 Messages: 4,866 Likes Received: 5
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:


    I'll bet he's a racist redneck too!!!
     
  4. SF1

    SF1 Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 25, 2003 Messages: 4,866 Likes Received: 5
    I love how this douche confided in all his fans via the internet then asked them to keep it a secret! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  5. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    Someones got jungle fever....
     
  6. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    hes not asking it to remain a secret, hes saying that the matter is going to be kept private between the people involved, and that people shouldnt even bother asking about it because hes not going to talk about it.

    oh and i would have loved to seen this guys face when out popped a baby looking "different" than he expected.
     
  7. PUMPKIN ESCOBAR

    PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2004 Messages: 2,443 Likes Received: 34
    Uh, I don't think it says anywhere in his message that the kid is biracial....
     
  8. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    .......Are you LOOKING at the kid?
     
  9. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    you can tell,

    "Since the birth, however, we have discovered that biologically, the child is not mine."

    the mom probably wasnt even gonna say anything about cheating on dude, but when out popped junior she had to tell the truth.

    just my theory.

    or she could have just straight up told him its not yours.
     
  10. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    are you an idiot?

    that is not chris cagle...
     
  11. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    but look on the bright side, his next album pratically wrote itself.
     
  12. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    i know thats not him

    are YOU an idiot?
    why would i possibly think that dude with the glasses looks anything like chris cagle.

    im just going off the message
     
  13. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    ok... sarcasm detector is back on....
     
  14. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
  15. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    this isnt very funny..ironic yes because hes still with the chick.sucks for him.
     
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