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Cops Seize 756 Pounds of Smuggled Bologna

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ClueTwo, Dec 2, 2003.

  1. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    EL PASO, Texas (Nov. 24) - Border agents last week landed a meaty bust, seizing 756 pounds of bologna arranged into the shape of a car seat and covered with blankets in a man's pickup.
    U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers seized 81 rolls of Mexican bologna Friday at the Paso Del Norte bridge as the pickup entered the United States.

    ''It puts the ultimate consumer at risk,'' said customs spokesman Roger Maier. ''Who knows how long these products have gone without refrigeration or without proper handling?''

    Children were sitting on top of the illegal load before it was discovered, Maier said. The rear seat had been removed from the extended-cab pickup and the bologna was put in its place.

    He said the agency plans to pursue civil penalties against the Mexican man driving the truck. Maier said the agency won't release the man's name until the case goes to trial.

    Maier said the bologna goes for about $1 a roll in Juarez. When it is sold to a customer in the United States, it can go for between $5 and $10 a roll , he said.

    11-24-03 1615EST
  2. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

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    Roger Maier eh? Are you sure it wasn't... OSCAR MAYER!?

  3. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

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    :huh2: yeahokay!
  4. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    You wanna hear something SATANIC?

    Woman Gets 18 Years for Castration Try

    SANTA FE, N.M. (Nov. 28) - A woman was convicted of kidnapping for planning an attack in which four of her friends assaulted and attempted to castrate her ex-boyfriend.
    Melissa French, 27, was convicted Wednesday and faces at least 18 years in prison, (Give her 36-50 years) - more than any of the attackers, all of whom accepted plea deals with prosecutors.

    The men attacked Donald Hamilton at his Santa Fe home in June 2002. A Russian assault rifle was placed in Hamilton's mouth and later fired between his legs, and the word "narc" was carved into his forehead with a pocketknife. He suffered separated shoulders, stab wounds and broken bones.

    French was acquitted of kidnapping Hamilton, but convicted of kidnapping his roommate, who was held down during the attack.

    French's attorney, Stephen Aarons, said he was shocked by the jury's verdict, (not ME). He said French's 3-year-old daughter, who suffers from cancer, (BFD), will be dead and her 10-year-old son will be grown by the time French is released. (Sorry, bitch.)

    Aarons said French had turned down a plea deal that carried a minimum four-year prison sentence.

    Prosecutors said French told the attackers - including her ex-husband, Haley G. French - that Hamilton had burglarized Haley French's home.

    After showing the men where Hamilton lived, Melissa French was dropped off at a convenience store while Hamilton was attacked, prosecutor Linda Lonsdale said.

    11/28/03 22:06 EST
  5. 455

    455 Guest

    hahahahahaha.....what a sucker.
  6. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

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    yo ClueTwo i remember that shit, i live an hour away from Santa Fe...
  7. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    I'll be rollin through Albuquequerquequequeque next weekend...

  8. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  9. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

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    Looks like some Lay's potato chips....^^^^
  10. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    Man, the line about how a bunch of little mexican children were sitting atop 700 pounds of baloney is pure gold...
  11. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    that chick must have had some serious voodoo punani if she got 4 dudes to do that for her ass.
  12. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

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    Controversial Driver's License Law Repealed
    California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger can now check another thing off his "to-do" list that was written during his recall election campaign to oust Gray Davis from office. The Democratic-controlled state legislature Monday repealed a controversial bill that granted drivers' licenses to illegal immigrants. The 64-to-9 Assembly vote reversed the bill that the Republican Schwarzenegger had vowed to get rid of. The bill was scheduled to take effect January 1. In a statement, Schwarzenegger said, "I am extremely grateful that partisan differences were set aside to reach this important agreement."
  13. krie

    krie Guest

    must have been some good bologna if he was smuggling it
  14. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    Another good one...

    German Accused of Cannibalism on Trial


    KASSEL, Germany (Dec. 3) - A computer expert accused of killing, dismembering and eating another man who allegedly agreed to the arrangement over the Internet went on trial for murder Wednesday at a court in central Germany.

    Prosecutors in the city of Kassel accuse Armin Meiwes of killing a 43-year-old from Berlin, identified only as Bernd Juergen B., in March 2001, by stabbing him in the throat at his home in the town of Rotenburg.

    Prosecutors say the killing was carried out with the victim's consent. But they classified it as murder, not - as the defense argues would be appropriate - a form of mercy killing, arguing that the evidence indicated it was carried out at the suspect's initiative.

    Meiwes, 42, who has confessed to the killing, could face a life prison sentence if convicted of murder. Prosecutors say the killing was sexually motivated.

    Dressed in a dark suit, Meiwes appeared relaxed as he sat down next to his lawyer at the Kassel state court Wednesday.

    The suspect allegedly chopped the body into pieces, deep-froze parts of it and buried the rest, capturing the crime on a videotape which is being used as evidence. Police who searched his home found human flesh and bones.

    Police tracked down and arrested Meiwes in December last year after a student in Austria alerted them to an advertisement the suspect allegedly placed on the Internet seeking a man willing to be killed and eaten.

    A verdict from the court, which is scheduled to hear 38 witnesses, is expected in February.
  15. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

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