Kettiecat Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 OK here is my story on how gay cops can be. My boy was painting today and left his paint cans in my car. I didn’t want them rolling all about so I threw them into a backpack…a clear backpack because it was the only one in the car that wasn’t full of books. :::Flash forward 12 hours::: I’m coming home tonight and this cop pulls up on my ass flips on his lights pulls me over. I wasn’t speeding or breaking any traffic laws. Picture a girl with a very confused “why the hell did you pull me over face”. I live on a dirt road. Turns out my car was so dirty that they couldn’t read my plate and thought the car might be stolen or some shit. Yeah. Anyways cop runs by the basic questions…license, registration, proof of insurance. Only thing I got on my is my license…I’m not too worried I’ve talked my way out of 22 ticket this shouldn’t be too hard. Cop comes back to give me my shit and this time his partner (some dyke ass bitch) comes with him. No ticket for me…he was about to let me go…when BAM dyke girl goes “what’s all the paint in the bag for?” UGH. I remain calm and tell her its my boyfriends. She wants to know why he has so much paint and why its in my car. I spit some shit about it being for school and we had been working on homework together. Bitch doesn’t buy it. Really can’t blame her since my car is littered with graff paraphernalia. They ask to search my car and I’m like no you may not. I’m 18 it’s not illegal to have paint. Bitch yells at me to get out of the car. Then acting all smug was like you just got done painting didn’t you? What do you write? Who is in your crew? If you tell us we wont press charges. Now I have a small problem with authority to begin with esp. when they start pulling shit like that. So I got all snippy and was like “What are you charging me with possession of spray paint? Damn that will be a story to brag about in the pen.” Didn’t go over to well with the cop. She get all bitchy and is like show me your hands. I know you were out painting. I started laughing…I couldn’t help myself . Here I am on the side of the road at 2 in the morning holding my hands out for cops to look at. Flash them my sparkling white hands. Male cop looks all sheepish and tells me I can go home now. Lady bitch stomps off. It was too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 gangsta you should of beat that bulldyke up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 maybe you should of got naked for em and humped em too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy Capp Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 yeah. retarded calls myself, makes me sketchy every time, cause i don't know what shit they're going to pull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted October 19, 2002 Author Share Posted October 19, 2002 Man that butch cop would have ate me for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 COPS MAKE ME BLEED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 I got pulled over because the cops "know me" and they saw i had cans in my car, they said it was a routine stop and shit but they pulled me out of my car twisted my arm put me in handcuffs and said that they where going to search my car i was like fuck no, but since i didn't have my license on me and i didn't want to get my car towed i was like fine since i didn't have anything but paint in there. well three patrol cars ended up joining them and they where all around my car looking for shit after at least an hour of this bullshit they had to let me go because they found my information on their computers and they couldn't find anything to fine me with. Well after that was done the stupid ass officer said "thats what happens when you dont carry a license with you", needless to say I filed a compliant the next day and recorded that conversation. Stupid cops:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 dont usually have problems with cops... im smooth like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 ^^way to jinx yourself. im super afraid of everythign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 ^^^ i thought about that...but ive been laying low lately. so i should continue to be straight. just keep the speed down, dont run the reds....and i should be juuuuust fine. thanks for worrying though... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 GRAFFITI LESSON #17: WEAR SURGICAL/RUBBER GLOVES WHEN PAINTING. REMOVE WHEN DONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 haha, damn they can be annoying. i always get stopped wen im with a mate or two and they always go "so......*dramtic pause*........lads, where u been tonite? got anything on you?" blah.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 What's really funny is when they arrest you and throw you in jail with a bunch of crackwhores that want to eat you out... yeah.... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by Secret What's really funny is when they arrest you and throw you in jail with a bunch of crackwhores that want to eat you out... yeah.... :rolleyes: you mean you dont want them to? :confused: just kiddin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 standing in front of my highschool many moons ago i witnessed a county sherriff get her leg run over by some fellows from around the way. they ran into her directing traffic yet got out of it in court. it was one of the more comical things ive seen so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusto-man Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 i dont really have any encounters with cops. i try and avoid them as much as possible. but this one time a couple of my homies and i were going to get some wheels. were were drunker then the local wino..about 5 cop cars rushed up while we were walking down the highway(mistake one) dressing in all black(mistake two) they had us all on the sidwalk asking us questions and the whole time i was busting up. We were so drunk some of my homies didint even know how to spell there own names. or were they lived...they were says "that one street down there"....only good thing that happend that night was seconds b4 we got rushed we were able to stash are tools in a bush..they didint find them or anythinf else. dont know why they didnt arrest us 4 cerfew or being wasted, cuz we were all 15-17 years old. i got other stories, but i pleed the 5th on those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Just drive sensibly and they shouldn't have a reason to pull you over...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 http://www.giessel.com/~gabe/pussy.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 that shit is gonna haunt her....... BOO-YA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 http://www.deadjournal.com/userpic/233598'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 HOLY SHIT! well, its a comforting reminder that both sets of lips proportionally match. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 HERE IS MY HILARIOUS COP STORY __________________________________________ The first time i ever got pulled over I was going about 64 in a 40. and i was coming up into an intersection so i stopped right before a railroad track so in case a train would come by i wouldnt die...well it turns out....a cop ended up seeing me so he flicked his lights on me raced to me ended up REAR-ENDING ME . did i mention this fool was a motor-cycle cop...well anyways the bike went under my truck his ass flew into my bumber i dont know if he hit his head or his face...but he staggered to get up and lost his balanced and his feet tripped on the median..he feel down...when he got up he radioed for assitance and went up to my truck and was all like "why did you stop in the middle of the intersection..." i was all like "because there is a railroad crossing 3 feet in front of me"....Well what ended up happening is his back Radar compartment was all fucked up...and in the state of texas we have the right to look at the radar gun to verify my speed...and i asked the cop to look at the radar gun he said ok well the radar gun said i was going about 150 and i told the cop that i wasnt going 150 and since you dont have any evidence of my speeding that im not going to sign that ticket...well he had to call his sergeant and the sergeant ended up letting me go because of the lack of evidence......well i told him what about the damage to my truck and he said that the insurance company would take care of it...well i ended up getting about 800 dollars from it...after that i got a roll pan instead of another bumper and billet grill lil shit lik that........easiest 800 bucks i ever made...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 thanks for emphasizing the bike went under your truck... not once, but twice. i dont know what i would have done without knowing that. just kidding. (dammit, you edited..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 YES YES YES ......I FUCKED UP....I LEARN AS I PROGRESS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 I SAW YOUR PUSSY!!!:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 i love how people get on others for having fun. lay off. does it matter that much to you?...christ Kettie can can show what she wants. you all wanted to see it. on the other hand these guys are mostly retards who can get enough net porn so you cant expect any better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 u gotta love the cop staggerin..........LMAO........hilarious.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by KING OF HELL i love how people get on others for having fun. lay off. does it matter that much to you?...christ Kettie can can show what she wants. you all wanted to see it. on the other hand these guys are mostly retards who can get enough net porn so you cant expect any better. enough net porn? thats a contradiction in terms my friend! just kidding. dude, i could get myself in trouble if i jumped on all the ass that came my way. seriously. im just joking with the girl....she showed her shit online...yea, some guys were frothing at the mouth but shit, did i ask to see it? am i asking her when shes coming to virginia so i can knock some boot? nope. take everything i say seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Post more naked FlicksPost more naked flicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Some cops asked me for my passport today because I was taking pictures in a train station. Apparenly I look like a terrorista! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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