1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at info@12ozprophet.com and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

continuing with depressing nostalgia: most embarrassing moment!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fr8lover, Dec 5, 2001.

  1. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    continuing with depressing nostalgia: most embarrassing moment!

    Discussion started by fr8lover - Dec 5, 2001

    in recent memory, mine was two years ago. i was taking the ACT, and the night before i had drank a bit too much and thus the morning of the test i had bad beer farts/gas. so i go in and begin to take the test, letting out sbd's everynow and then, they smelled, but nobody would know it was me. toward the middle of the test, right before the 10-15 minute break i dropped my pencil, before dropping it i had been spending a good minute trying to squeeze out this fart without making a sound (you know, right before letting it rip making sure it "feels" like itll be silent), i forget about this and bent in my seat to grab said pencil. sure enough, i let it rip and it was noisy as hell. a guy i know was sitting next to me, and the look on his face cant be described, but looked sort of like :eek: . he stopped what he was doing and turned only his head and made a face like that. i was frozen, and dreaded the break period following the section of the test. this wasnt just a small room, but a medium sized lecture auditorium full of students.

    we get out, and a friend of mine who was sitting in front of me, oblivious to who let it fly said, "holy shit guys, did you hear someone fart!" everyone laughed and my friend looked knowingly at me and busted up laughing...i admitted i did it and its now test taking lore.
     
  2. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Guest

    dukeofyork - Replied Dec 5, 2001

    i try to forget my more embarassing moments...


    i must be doing a pretty good job too, cause i cant remember any at this point in time.
     
  3. EL MASKO

    EL MASKO 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2001
    Messages:
    4,733

    EL MASKO - Replied Dec 5, 2001

    Same here. Probably in '96 on a bus down to ATL for the Olympics I threw up right in the asile. I thought it was kinda funny cause it was in the aisle and pink. Those yokels had to deal w/me.
     
    EL MASKO - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    4,733
    - Joined:
    Jan 30, 2001
  4. alkaline

    alkaline 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2001
    Messages:
    3,097

    alkaline - Replied Dec 5, 2001

    I've got a ton of them ... Farts, random unexplained bloody noses, throwing up, falling down, losing articles of clothing, waking up in strange places, uncontrolable erections, situations with the police, never-ending hangovers, etc. Tell me what you want to hear a story about, and I've probably got one.
     
    alkaline - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    3,097
    - Joined:
    Apr 2, 2001
  5. CIPHER_one

    CIPHER_one 12oz Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2000
    Messages:
    2,300

    CIPHER_one - Replied Dec 5, 2001

     
    CIPHER_one - Rank: 12oz Senior Member - Messages:
    2,300
    - Joined:
    Jul 3, 2000
  6. alkaline

    alkaline 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2001
    Messages:
    3,097

    alkaline - Replied Dec 5, 2001

    It's just your standard 13-year-old get-up-in-front-of-the-class-for-a-report erection story. Embarassment is relative, i think. At the time it was mortifying, but now I wouldn't give two fucks about it.

    Once I was at a party, all drunk off my ass (because that's how I used to do it), and I saw this girl. She was hot. I got wood as I was going over to talk to her, so I just sat down on the couch. Next thing I know, it's 9AM and I'm late for work. That's not really embarassing, but it's funny as hell when I look back on it.
     
    alkaline - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    3,097
    - Joined:
    Apr 2, 2001
  7. Handjob

    Handjob Guest

    Handjob - Replied Dec 5, 2001

    bus boners suck.
     
  8. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2001
    Messages:
    16,059

    boogie hands - Replied Dec 5, 2001

    hahahhaha...that is the all time best story ever...
     
    boogie hands - Rank: 12oz Legend - Messages:
    16,059
    - Joined:
    Feb 15, 2001
  9. alkaline

    alkaline 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2001
    Messages:
    3,097

    alkaline - Replied Dec 5, 2001

    I could write a book with all the funny stories I have. Somday I will.
     
    alkaline - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    3,097
    - Joined:
    Apr 2, 2001