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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dELiSs, Mar 5, 2004.

  1. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    I stumbled on this site where people annomously confess thoughts, things they've done etc. I just thought some were interesting..I dont know if something like this has been posted .

    I am currently flunking my Cinema class, and my teacher keeps throwing it in my face. I feel like killing him, but instead of doing that, I write scripts about doing it. It's a good stress reliever.

    I am working in Korea. I pretend that I am Jewish so I don't have to do stupid things at Christmas and Easter, or say prayers with the kids I teach

    although i am not gay, i let guys watch my masterbate on webcam.. frequently. i am also one of belgium's premier collectors of african shrunken heads.

    i have a poop fetish. i asked my (ex) girlfriend to poop on my face and she broke up with me. i fantasize about pooping on girls and having them poop on me. i get turned on when i poop my pants. i usually do it before i have to take a shower, then throw my boxer shorts away. i've gone through literally dozens of boxer shorts because of this, but i can't stop

    I fucked my uncles wife!

    i once forced feline feces into a girlfriends mouth after she told me she had cleaned and emptied the litterbox. i went in the closet picked some up that missed on the way in, and fed it to her stating; "if i'm only going to get s#it from your mouth , it's time we put some back in"

    I walked into an old woman today.
    She glared at me and told me, "If you stayed to your right, you wouldn't have that problem."
    So I glared back and said,"I'm not the one with the problem lady. You are old and you are going to die soon."
    I think she was crying when i walked away

    It's nice to know other people can be infinitely more fucked up than you ever thought you were. Then again, it's all relative to the individual.
    I get off on the failure of others

    I hate this girl at work because she is tall skinny and has long blonde hair and she is loud and has like a cup boobs but always has a push up on she think she looks like every gorgouse actress alive or dead and guys love her i want to piush her off a cliff i cant stand her
  2. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    i poke badgers with spoons.....
  3. krie

    krie Guest

    please keep my personal thoughts off 12oz on subjects as such.. its ok though, i forgive you, anyways.. excuse me, i need to go shower
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113

    that's fucking great.

    so are we doing our own confessions here? gimme a while to think of one....cos i'm an angel ya know [/bullshit]. ask me on tuesday
  5. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 11
    - I frequently j walk.

    -One time i took a book from the fiction section in the library and put it in the non section (i also did this with action/comedy videos at blackbuster)

    -i patted my friend on the right side of his shoulder and stood to the left of his shoulder...you can only imagine the madness it caused when he turned around to see i wasnt where he thought i would be.....

    I was quite the hoodlum in my younger days.
  6. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i stole trustyrusty's shit.


    Joined: Dec 3, 2003 Messages: 506 Likes Received: 1
    Someone showed me this a while back.
    Its pretty funny.

    "Yesterday I farted while just hanging out in my apartment by myself. I then felt a wet spot in my underwear and proceeded to check it out. Yup, there was definitely a dirty spot from some shit that had shot out. Even though I knew what it was, I still stuck my nose up to it and took a good inhale before putting it in the washer.
  8. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,024 Likes Received: 536
    haha dood you sharted
  9. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    168160424 I fingered my girlfriend after I took a dump, and I didnt wash my hands before I fingered her.

    She got sick later. She got better though.

    We broke up and now it makes me laugh to think that I made that bitch sick with my shit hands.

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  10. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2

    :lol: :bawling: :yuck: :bawling: :lol:
  11. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    another one i found..

    One time I was at this party, and was having sex with a drunk girl in the host's little brother's room. She passed out, and i was "done", so i got the idea to stick the kid's pet gerbil in her butt. To this day, i both laugh, and feel ashamed, whenever i see this girl again. (she has no idea i did it).
  12. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    thats one's just totally false.

    the gerbils just die and get smushed as soon as i start to put th....

  13. krie

    krie Guest

    "I often fantasize about having sex with my mom, my sister, and my brother. Sometimes one at a time, but other times a threesome or a nice big incest orgy. I'm fucked up in the head."

    "Sometimes when it's just me and my sister alone in the house, I watch porn with the volume full high, in the hope that she will be turned on by it, and we could have sex"

  14. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    I play Quake 3 Online under a number of aliases. They are often offesive words or phrases. I even use the 'tag' of a local graff legend. I love you tox
  15. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    i'm confessing bad things...things i'm making up like"

    i have had sex wiht my neighbor and her dog three times, the first time, she just watched, the second time she wanted to join in, and the third time i pulled out some rusto and we huffed it and i accidentally killed the dog ..