Future Droid Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 fuck going to the bishop or priest or whatever, post em here. lets see, here is mine: i was messin with my friends GI JOE about 8 years ago, and i broke it, instead of telling him i put it under the leg of a chair so it looked like someone else did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I have sex with fat girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I had sex with a fat girl the other day. Sometimes I just like to fuck a chubby bitch. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 i dont know fatties arent my schtick. i did one once, barely got off my nut, and then bounced out real quick-like. ill leave them for you cats^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Everyone did at least one fat girl, give us something better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 What constitutes a fat chick between a chubby chick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 A fouuupa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 What constitutes a fat chick between a chubby chick? 10 pounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 but i mean, some girls are chubby and big, but then there are legit fat chicks. So when dudes talk about doing a fat chick, i want to know how fat the girls are. Because there is no way in hell i could ever nut with the "grocery store cashier" type fat chick. It would be impossible, and hopefully others share this moral with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 If you were messing with GI joes eight years ago how old does that make you?? Like 15?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I backed into someones car when I was 16. It put a huge hole in my rear bumper. I came home and parked on the street, and my mom wakes me up the next day like "Someone hit you!" and i was like "uhhh.....yeah i guess". One day I'll tell you the truth mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 once i killed a kids parents and made chili out of their body parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 i had this rich spoiled friend who would steal mad money from his parents and i incrementally funded a NES system for me and my brother. i was 9 or 10 and it was one of my first experiences with stealing. sorry ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I confess i don't want any of you to know my darker secrets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 i havent been working for the past hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 ill second that. ive also been listening to The Darkness for the past half hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagraffnazi Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 In 8th grade I would sneak into my friends hot sister's room and sniff her panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 nothing wrong with a little cushion for the pushin..... .. uhm.. its not a confession.. but i have an obsessive compulsive habit of making paper boats out of any rectangular paper i see . and i went cam[ing last year and me and a buddy got drunk and randomly ran around at 3 a.m peeing in peoples tents with them sleeping in them....we had about 30 colt 45 40 ounces that weekend.. he passed out and i took a leak in his tent and he woke up soaked...so i told him he must have spilled his 40 on the tent last night. and another time i got bored on a plane flight and decided to kill some time buy masterbating in the bathroom for twenty minutes.. and another time i dropped a stinkbomb in church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Moogle takes the cake with the stinkbomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 ill second that. ive also been listening to The Darkness for the past half hour. Awww dude that is disgusting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 im a cop and i beat blacks senseless and for no reason may dumy forgive me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n.h.o.h. Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 yyyyyears ago, before i had my own car, my mom would let me drive hers when she wasn't using it. she went out of town one weekend, and left me with the car. on the way to the beach one morning i bumped into the trailer hitch of an suv, which left a wedge-shaped dent in the front of my mom's bumper. she came back to town and i never said anything. she didn't notice it until about a week later when she had asked my brother to go to the grocery store. she got super pissed and blamed him for it, they got into a huge fight and all sorts of drama ensued over the dent because she didn't believe him when he said he didn't do it. she was convinced that he had run the lawn mower into her car, i suggested that maybe someone hit it with a shopping cart but i never admitted to causing the dent. am i going to hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 In 8th grade I would sneak into my friends hot sister's room and sniff her panties. guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I've died and risen from the dead..God knows what's up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 yyyyyears ago, before i had my own car, my mom would let me drive hers when she wasn't using it. she went out of town one weekend, and left me with the car. on the way to the beach one morning i bumped into the trailer hitch of an suv, which left a wedge-shaped dent in the front of my mom's bumper. she came back to town and i never said anything. she didn't notice it until about a week later when she had asked my brother to go to the grocery store. she got super pissed and blamed him for it, they got into a huge fight and all sorts of drama ensued over the dent because she didn't believe him when he said he didn't do it. she was convinced that he had run the lawn mower into her car, i suggested that maybe someone hit it with a shopping cart but i never admitted to causing the dent. am i going to hell? No but your not going to wake up tomorrow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spazzy Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 When I was a senior in high school I was usually stoned out of my gourd. I was driving my mom's 1987 Toyota van (lol...aka the smokin' tokin' chokin' wagon and the tin can silver van that can, man) and had pulled into the school parking lot lookin' for a spot to park. Found one, only pulled in too tight and totally crushed the sliding door on another car's rear bumper. Didn't do SHIT to the other car, but my sliding door was dented to all hell. Instead of leaving a note, I just left and went home and parked the van along the fence where I was supposed to. My mother didn't realize something had happened until a week or so after the fact (lol), and I said somebody did a hit and run at the Albertson's parking lot... Got away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 i just farted sorta loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 i masturbate at work.... then shake random peoples hands.... little do they know.. wonkwonkwonkkkkkkkkkk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 i masturbate at work.... then shake random peoples hands.... little do they know.. wonkwonkwonkkkkkkkkkk Gangster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I've thought about killing everyone I know at one point or another. Even my best friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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