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confessions of a pizza delivery man

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by kodak, Sep 6, 2002.

  1. kodak

    kodak 12oz Member

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    confessions of a pizza delivery man

    Discussion started by kodak - Sep 6, 2002

    DROPPED PIZZAS - Bored young pizza-makers often try to twirl pizzas overhead just like in the movies - but inexperienced workers frequently drop them. They'd just pick the pizza up off the floor, blow the dust off and stick it in the oven.

    DIRTY HANDS - In two of the shops I worked for, none of the staffers ever washed their hands, even after using the bathroom

    BUG "TOPPING" - You'd often see cockroaches scuttling over the dough, If the staffers saw one they'd crush it, right on the pizza. They'd try to scrape it off, but they could never get all of it.

    "If there were some legs or stuff left behind, they used to joke, 'Oh well, adds to the flavor.'"

    SNEEZING WORKERS - One guy we nicknamed 'Sneezy' because he sneezed on the pizza dough so often. Another guy used to have a chronic cough and when he let one loose, droplets of phlegm would spray everywhere."

    ROAMING PETS - In one shop, they had a pet cat that was allowed to roam around freely. You'd see its fur drifting onto a pizza and nobody did anything about it."

    CIGARETTE BUTTS - Smoking is epidemic in pizza shops, Occasionally ashes or a whole cigarette butt falls into the dough. The guys try to dig out as much as they can, but once in a while a butt gets through."

    RECYCLED PIZZAS - At one shop, if they couldn't find an address, they'd bring the pizza back and let it sit around for days till someone ordered the same thing

    LAXATIVES, NUTS & BOLTS - If you don't give the delivery person a decent tip, you can be pretty sure that the next time you order a pizza, it will come with a little 'extra topping,' of one kind or another

    SAT-ON PIZZAS - Not all the abuse done to pizzas is malicious - some is all in good fun.
     
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  2. suburbian bum

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    suburbian bum - Replied Sep 6, 2002

    Hmm give us a site where this was from and i may beleive you.
     
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  3. Whoa1

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    Whoa1 - Replied Sep 6, 2002

    Once I found one of those under my pizza, I laughed.
     
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  4. Dr. Dazzle

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Sep 7, 2002

    Dr. Dazzle is a said pizza maker. None of this shit happens......
     
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  5. footsoldier

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    footsoldier - Replied Sep 7, 2002

    i used to put my cigarettes out on a kids face that looked like a pizza.

    wait. no i didnt. woulda been preety bad ass if i did though
     
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    mr snortalot - Replied Sep 7, 2002

    IVE GOTTEN LONLEY PUSSY FROM HORNEY WOMEN DELIVERY PIZZAS... TALK ABOUT 30 MIN. OR FREE...I HAD A PINK PORSCHE AND I FUCKED A HUNGRY CALL GIRL BECaUSE IM SO FRESH..FO FREE... MAKING UP FOR MY LATE PIES
     
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    Pistol - Replied Sep 7, 2002

    I had pizza today:mad: It was delicious!:)
     
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  8. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Sep 7, 2002

    my brother pissed on a pizza before;)
     
  9. When

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    When - Replied Sep 7, 2002

    i remember in elementary school everyone said their favorite food was pizza
     
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  10. kodak

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    kodak - Replied Sep 7, 2002

    i worked at little caesars for a year
     
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  11. fr8burner

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    fr8burner - Replied Sep 7, 2002

    and nachoes.
     
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    KING BLING - Replied Sep 7, 2002

    cheesesteaks
     
  13. Grandola

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    Grandola - Replied Sep 7, 2002


    kodak, hopefully not the one right there on zarzamora and military by H.E.B.... i hope.

    :eek:
     
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    mr.e - Replied Sep 7, 2002

    i also hope he really didnt work at that one.

    Grandola, are we talking about the same one? 210?
     
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  15. THEdude

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    THEdude - Replied Sep 7, 2002

    yeah I'm pretty sure it's the same one