Coffie Crave Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 man condoms drive me nuts, i can only use the thin brand by trojin whatever it is...i mean some of these condoms companys make are pure crap.................................................o la fuck it ill raw dog that shit:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagatsuTaito Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 you've never had sex. Have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by Coffie Crave fuck it ill raw dog that shit Yeah, sounds good until you get a scare... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted September 28, 2003 Author Share Posted September 28, 2003 Re: Re: condom's Originally posted by effyoo Yeah, sounds good until you get a scare... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagatsuTaito Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 i am thanking the lord that my girlfriend just got her period. scared as fuck oner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted September 28, 2003 Author Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by MagatsuTaito i am thanking the lord that my girlfriend just got her period. scared as fuck oner. haha that happens all the time...when you really start to shit a brick they get that period the next day. ahhh the pull out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagatsuTaito Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 condoms suck blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 condoms suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 ...i'm not from the u.k so i dont know some of these terms 101 uses for condoms 101 To write lists about 100 Posh W*nk 99 Use on anyone else in the sexy celebrities list 98 Use on Becky Jago 97 Knee warmer (stretched a bit) 96 To give you something to moan to your mate about 95 Cat Hat (XL variety) 94 Rat Hat 93 Mouse Hat 92 Budgie Hat 91 cocktail decoration 90 stirrer protector for making shandies 89 Conker holder 88 Emergency puncture repair tool 87 To pretend it's chewing gum (someone actually gets it mixed up with chewing gum in some crap film I saw and then blows it up into a big bubble) - Personally, I don't think that rubber and spermicide tastes that nice. 86 To lend to a mate who is so desparate for sex with an american he sheepishly asks if he can have yours. 85 Street messeruper (yes that is a word I invented). Just place a used one on the street to make it look a mess. 84 Eye ball holder - not sure why you want one of these though 83 Fill it with sand/dirt or whatever, add some ants and hey presto: its a portable ant farm! 82 In the absence of a 'hammer' at the olympics, insert a shotput inside a condom and swing that around your head 81 Game 3: this is much like the shotput event, (except flicking it like a rubber band would be better than throwing) You simply have to see how far you can get it away from you 80 A blindfold 79 Stretch over your glasses for that soft focus look all the time 78 Stretch over a camera lens for that soft focus look 77 A tilt measure: if we attatched one end to someone's (say Simon's) head, the more he tilts, the greater the angle between the condom and his head will be. 76 There must be a way of fixing some together to make a rubber bra 75 Game 2: You may have seen this on 'whose line is it anyway' where the contestents are given an oject (in this case a condom or 2) and they have to come up with as many different uses for it as possible 74 Game 1: Each player takes a condom and competes to see who can fit the most different items inside 73 mix 71 & 72 to make the ultimate trampoline (ref: Mr Watkinson) 72 weved together to form a trampoline 71 bunjee rope 70 Inedible sausage meat skin 69 Light saber holder 68 Baby gro for small babies (how ironic!) 67 Weapon (for suffocating people) 66 Pencil Case 65 For giving another name to penis sheath 64 For giving another name to rubber jonny 63 Beachside retreat in America (or is that condo?) 62 Nob measuerer (they come in different sizes for the well endowed) 61 Stocking Tie 60 Make some small holes all over; fill with nuts; tie to a tree and you've got yourself a bird feeder 59 Fill with water (leaving room for a bit of air), tie a knot in the end. Bingo! a cheap and easy stress reliever 58 Sew many together and stretch over a frame to make a trampoline 57 Mini Tea Coaster 56 Catapult 55 Freezer Bag 54 Crap Earmuffs 53 Wallet indentor (Seriously, if you've had one in your wallet for a long time it starts to leave a mark in the leather) 52 Screen protector for mobile phones 51 Party hat for really small people 50 sew many together and stretch over a frame to make an effective umberella 49 Tampon holder 48 Use to embarrass shy people 47 Water pistol (fill with water; seal open end; put pin hole in other end; squeeze) 46 The 'rope' for a tug-of-war game 45 Solar panel (only if there are many, wrapped in silver foil and put together) 44 Suffocation aid 43 Vibrator case 42 Rubber finger puppet 41 Art (as far as I'm aware, most things are art!) 40 Tongue sheath 39 Hot air balloon for ant (just fill with helium and attatch to yoghurt pot!) 38 coat for a snake 37 Drip bag 36 Substitute bag in which to collect blood at donor sessions 35 Artificial stomach 34 Artificial bladder 33 Courdroy grass skirt (ribbed ones 32 Headband 31 Sew many together to create a (very short) 'grass' skirt 30 To keep people out of phone boxes 29 To trap people in phone boxes (apparently its been done... ask Tedward!) 28 Everlasting lollypop (flavoured ones only, naturally) 27 Balaclava for keeping your ears warm 26 Balaclava for robbing banks 25 Mini Egg Carrier 24 Mini-me skull cap 23 Mini frisbee 22 Mini beer mat for mini pints 21 Fashion accessory for hen nights 20 Stretchy bit on Catapult 19 Stretchy bit on bow and arrow 18 elastic band 17 Seed carrier 16 Willy Warmer (surely they do furry ones for the winter??!) 15 Individual finger washing up gloves 14 lollypops (flavoured) 13 verruca sock 12 Swimming cap 11 Shower cap 10 STD trapper 9 Cum trapper 8 Marrigolds for babies 7 Placed over the end of a broom and inserted into an unconscieous heterosexual male's rectum as a sick practical joke 6 Crammed with peanuts they make a good Arnold Schwazennegger finger puppet 5 Or less specifically, as a water bomb on anyone 4 Filling with dubious liquids and throwing from the top of Lindley D on to Mike Kent 3 Placed over the end of blind peoples' cane it will stop dog poo getting on it 2 Balloons 1 Having sexual intercourse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 I like my condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niso Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by MagatsuTaito i am thanking the lord that my girlfriend just got her period. scared as fuck oner. hehe happend to me this mouth now shes on the pill tho :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Just to let you know the pull out method doesnt really work. Its got like a 60% failure rate. When you have sex you still have sperm that come to the tip of your dick before you come. Which means pregnancy how fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by suburbian bum Just to let you know the pull out method doesnt really work. Its got like a 60% failure rate. When you have sex you still have sperm that come to the tip of your dick before you come. Which means pregnancy how fun. thats not true, high school lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by metallix thats not true, high school lies. How do you know this? Why would Dr. Drew lie about this shit. Im not gonna risk it at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DankLordz Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 always remember, that slut you're "raw dogging" probably has aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pirate Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 There are colleges where 50%+ of the girls have STDs. . . . sluts:dazed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 my kinda college:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by MagatsuTaito you've never had sex. Have you? i dont think many of these fellas have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by suburbian bum Just to let you know the pull out method doesnt really work. Its got like a 60% failure rate. When you have sex you still have sperm that come to the tip of your dick before you come. Which means pregnancy how fun. FACT: this is absolutely true. every guy has a little bit of precum before the big one, which has just as much sperm as the big load. I think the statistic is something like if you use the pull-out method for a whole year you most likely will become pregnant (if you dont use any contraceptives). :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 if you don't like using condoms then get your girl on birth control or depo. oh that's right, you guys are players who like having sex with people you just met and don't care if you get STDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 way back when i was in high school, my girl was on birth control and i still pulled out. but in 3 years of dating her i only thought she was pregnant once, and if you knew how much fuckin i was doing back then, those are pretty good odds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by suburbian bum Just to let you know the pull out method doesnt really work. Its got like a 60% failure rate. When you have sex you still have sperm that come to the tip of your dick before you come. Which means pregnancy how fun. a 60% failure rate? what the fuck does that mean? that would mean 60% of the time the pull-out method is used, a pregnancy happens. that isnt anywhere near true. yeah its true that precum has sperm cells, but obviously you want to keep as few sperm cells from going inside the girl as possible. so while the pull-out method isnt all that good, its better than nothing. its like buying 3 lottery tickets as opposed to buying 500 lottery tickets. you can still hit the jackpot buying 3, but your chances are better with 500. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reach.4 Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by mapo returns its like buying 3 lottery tickets as opposed to buying 500 lottery tickets. you can still hit the jackpot buying 3, but your chances are better with 500. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 http://www.friendtofriend.org/condoms.jpg'> he he heheheheh look at the colors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Man, My girlfriend works at the school clinic, and its fucking obscene how many bitches here have some sort of nastyness going on, its a real fucked up verage like 3 outta five or something have some sort of std, that might be a tad bit of an overstatement, but not really. Its pretty bad here, lots of sluts. but lots of sluts with diseases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 condoms are too expensive, i just use shrink wrap and a rubber band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Condoms against STD's Pills against pregnancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 And where do you presume all these so called sluts got their diseases? Men, obviously. And just b/c someone has a disease does not make them a slut. Ever seen "Kids?" Would Jenny be considered a slut b/c she fucked up by having sex once but not using a condom? Anyway, I feel for all the promiscuous people out there...no judgement, but I could never live that lifestyle. I'd be too paranoid about diseases, the condom breaking...etc... besides, condoms really do suck. Which is why its funner to be in a monogomous, serious relationship so you can fuck around spontaneously w/o condoms...if the girl is on birth control. By the way, their coming out with an oral contraceptive for fellas in the next few years...finally, it won't all be on the girl's shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by MagatsuTaito you've never had sex. Have you? i was thinking the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 meh... I like using them. I guess it's just that extra bit of security that I like. I've been with a few ticks before who might just be walking around with something. I'm not about to ruin my life for a one night stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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