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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Coffie Crave, Sep 28, 2003.

  1. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    man condoms drive me nuts, i can only use the thin brand by trojin whatever it is...i mean some of these condoms companys make are pure crap.................................................o la

    fuck it ill raw dog that shit:D
  2. MagatsuTaito

    MagatsuTaito Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2003 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 0
    you've never had sex. Have you?
  3. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    Yeah, sounds good until you get a scare...
  4. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Re: condom's

  5. MagatsuTaito

    MagatsuTaito Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2003 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 0
    i am thanking the lord that my girlfriend just got her period. scared as fuck oner.
  6. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0

    haha that happens all the time...when you really start to shit a brick they get that period the next day.

    ahhh the pull out
  7. MagatsuTaito

    MagatsuTaito Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2003 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 0
  8. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 25, 2000 Messages: 4,246 Likes Received: 71
  9. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
    ...i'm not from the u.k so i dont know some of these terms

    101 uses for condoms
    101 To write lists about
    100 Posh W*nk
    99 Use on anyone else in the sexy celebrities list
    98 Use on Becky Jago
    97 Knee warmer (stretched a bit)
    96 To give you something to moan to your mate about
    95 Cat Hat (XL variety)
    94 Rat Hat
    93 Mouse Hat
    92 Budgie Hat
    91 cocktail decoration
    90 stirrer protector for making shandies
    89 Conker holder
    88 Emergency puncture repair tool
    87 To pretend it's chewing gum (someone actually gets it mixed up with chewing gum in some crap film I saw and then blows it up into a big bubble) - Personally, I don't think that rubber and spermicide tastes that nice.
    86 To lend to a mate who is so desparate for sex with an american he sheepishly asks if he can have yours.
    85 Street messeruper (yes that is a word I invented). Just place a used one on the street to make it look a mess.
    84 Eye ball holder - not sure why you want one of these though
    83 Fill it with sand/dirt or whatever, add some ants and hey presto: its a portable ant farm!
    82 In the absence of a 'hammer' at the olympics, insert a shotput inside a condom and swing that around your head
    81 Game 3: this is much like the shotput event, (except flicking it like a rubber band would be better than throwing) You simply have to see how far you can get it away from you
    80 A blindfold
    79 Stretch over your glasses for that soft focus look all the time
    78 Stretch over a camera lens for that soft focus look
    77 A tilt measure: if we attatched one end to someone's (say Simon's) head, the more he tilts, the greater the angle between the condom and his head will be.
    76 There must be a way of fixing some together to make a rubber bra
    75 Game 2: You may have seen this on 'whose line is it anyway' where the contestents are given an oject (in this case a condom or 2) and they have to come up with as many different uses for it as possible
    74 Game 1: Each player takes a condom and competes to see who can fit the most different items inside
    73 mix 71 & 72 to make the ultimate trampoline (ref: Mr Watkinson)
    72 weved together to form a trampoline
    71 bunjee rope
    70 Inedible sausage meat skin
    69 Light saber holder
    68 Baby gro for small babies (how ironic!)
    67 Weapon (for suffocating people)
    66 Pencil Case
    65 For giving another name to penis sheath
    64 For giving another name to rubber jonny
    63 Beachside retreat in America (or is that condo?)
    62 Nob measuerer (they come in different sizes for the well endowed)
    61 Stocking Tie
    60 Make some small holes all over; fill with nuts; tie to a tree and you've got yourself a bird feeder
    59 Fill with water (leaving room for a bit of air), tie a knot in the end. Bingo! a cheap and easy stress reliever
    58 Sew many together and stretch over a frame to make a trampoline
    57 Mini Tea Coaster
    56 Catapult
    55 Freezer Bag
    54 Crap Earmuffs
    53 Wallet indentor (Seriously, if you've had one in your wallet for a long time it starts to leave a mark in the leather)
    52 Screen protector for mobile phones
    51 Party hat for really small people
    50 sew many together and stretch over a frame to make an effective umberella
    49 Tampon holder
    48 Use to embarrass shy people
    47 Water pistol (fill with water; seal open end; put pin hole in other end; squeeze)
    46 The 'rope' for a tug-of-war game
    45 Solar panel (only if there are many, wrapped in silver foil and put together)
    44 Suffocation aid
    43 Vibrator case
    42 Rubber finger puppet
    41 Art (as far as I'm aware, most things are art!)
    40 Tongue sheath
    39 Hot air balloon for ant (just fill with helium and attatch to yoghurt pot!)
    38 coat for a snake
    37 Drip bag
    36 Substitute bag in which to collect blood at donor sessions
    35 Artificial stomach
    34 Artificial bladder
    33 Courdroy grass skirt (ribbed ones
    32 Headband
    31 Sew many together to create a (very short) 'grass' skirt
    30 To keep people out of phone boxes
    29 To trap people in phone boxes (apparently its been done... ask Tedward!)
    28 Everlasting lollypop (flavoured ones only, naturally)
    27 Balaclava for keeping your ears warm
    26 Balaclava for robbing banks
    25 Mini Egg Carrier
    24 Mini-me skull cap
    23 Mini frisbee
    22 Mini beer mat for mini pints
    21 Fashion accessory for hen nights
    20 Stretchy bit on Catapult
    19 Stretchy bit on bow and arrow
    18 elastic band
    17 Seed carrier
    16 Willy Warmer (surely they do furry ones for the winter??!)
    15 Individual finger washing up gloves
    14 lollypops (flavoured)
    13 verruca sock
    12 Swimming cap
    11 Shower cap
    10 STD trapper
    9 Cum trapper
    8 Marrigolds for babies
    7 Placed over the end of a broom and inserted into an unconscieous heterosexual male's rectum as a sick practical joke
    6 Crammed with peanuts they make a good Arnold Schwazennegger finger puppet
    5 Or less specifically, as a water bomb on anyone
    4 Filling with dubious liquids and throwing from the top of Lindley D on to Mike Kent
    3 Placed over the end of blind peoples' cane it will stop dog poo getting on it
    2 Balloons
    1 Having sexual intercourse
  10. zen

    zen New Jack

    Joined: Sep 20, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    I like my condoms.
  11. niso

    niso New Jack

    Joined: Aug 30, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    hehe happend to me this mouth now shes on the pill tho :D
  12. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Just to let you know the pull out method doesnt really work. Its got like a 60% failure rate. When you have sex you still have sperm that come to the tip of your dick before you come. Which means pregnancy how fun.
  13. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
    thats not true, high school lies.
  14. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    How do you know this?

    Why would Dr. Drew lie about this shit. Im not gonna risk it at least.
  15. DankLordz

    DankLordz Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2000 Messages: 1,983 Likes Received: 0
    always remember,

    that slut you're "raw dogging" probably has aids.