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i want your opinions on this shit

 

i cant use these little pleasure stealing mother fuckers

i hit it raw and try to slap on one before i bust and its like...whoa where did all the fuckin feeling go??? even those ultra sensitive mother fuckers dont work

 

i need that pussy feeling on my dick to bust...with a condom i could fuck for hours and never nut, its ridiculous

 

whenever i use them they either dry out or i end up just pulling it off and throwing it away and going back to el naturale.....i remember one time i had 4 condoms lying near the girls bed, all of them used but unused

 

i should just carry around a bag of EC and nut in a bitch and hand em a few pills

 

what do you fuckers usually do

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now i got a girl but shes about to get a patch....im still sketchy on that shit though busting in her just gives me a weird feeling like holy shit what if it doesnt work...its just a fuckin patch stuck to her skin

 

she doesnt want the pill cus "they make me fat"

 

yo high priest the brand is called Avanti??? i never heard of those can i buy em at pharmacys and shit or do i gotta hit up a sex shop

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there isn't any actual proof that the pill causes you to gain weight. i just read an article on that the other day. i have used the pill for a long time now and it has never made me gain weight. there is proof that the shot can make you gain an assload of weight though, and i wouldn't trust that patch for anything....my girlfriend got pregnant on it.

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Originally posted by fuck muni@Dec 14 2004, 01:18 PM

im still sketchy on that shit though busting in her just gives me a weird feeling like holy shit what if it doesnt work...

 

 

 

 

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING RETARD. CAUSE YOU KNOW PULLING OUTS GOING TO WORK BETTER. DUMBASS.

 

 

 

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, SHE WONT GET PREGNANT IF SHE SWALLOWS!

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i can hit my girlfriend raw and not worry about the disease

 

i just talked to her about switchin to the pill instead and straight off the bat she threw me 4 girls who are on the pill right now and they all arepretty thick

 

 

hahaha god damn its a nowin situation....i guess im just gonnahave to hit it raw and bust in her face then

 

 

YO MORE INFO ON THOSE POLYSOMETHIN condoms

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hey man, with your ignorance, we don't need little you's running around breathing our air...so wrap the shit up all the time. if your girl gains a few pounds, so what? you're still "hittin' it raw" and making sure you're not going to have a change in lifestyle in nine months.

 

sincerely,

 

fr8 "babies ain't free" lover

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Originally posted by fuck muni@Dec 14 2004, 09:18 PM

now i got a girl but shes about to get a patch....im still sketchy on that shit though busting in her just gives me a weird feeling like holy shit what if it doesnt work...its just a fuckin patch stuck to her skin

 

she doesnt want the pill cus "they make me fat"

 

yo high priest the brand is called Avanti??? i never heard of those can i buy em at pharmacys and shit or do i gotta hit up a sex shop

 

Yes, you can go to just about any local drug store I (provided your in a major city...even smaller one's should be fine) and pick up a box of polyurethene condoms. As far as your g/f being on the patch and being worried about the pill, there are two ways you can reason with her -

 

A. Go to the planned parenthood website, show her the section on b/c and have her choose what she believe's is best - b/c pills are argued to be about 97-99.6 % effective against preventing pregnancy - and if she's worried about a weight gain, using a method like the patch or what your currently doing is much riskier - she get's pregnant - she's putting on weight.

 

B. Tell her to go to the local women's clinic and speak with one of the doctor's there.

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Originally posted by fuck muni@Dec 14 2004, 04:10 PM

i want your opinions on this shit

 

i cant use these little pleasure stealing mother fuckers

i hit it raw and try to slap on one before i bust and its like...whoa where did all the fuckin feeling go??? even those ultra sensitive mother fuckers dont work

 

i need that pussy feeling on my dick to bust...with a condom i could fuck for hours and never nut, its ridiculous

 

whenever i use them they either dry out or i end up just pulling it off and throwing it away and going back to el naturale.....i remember one time i had 4 condoms lying near the girls bed, all of them used but unused

 

i should just carry around a bag of EC and nut in a bitch and hand em a few pills

 

what do you fuckers usually do

 

see any of the herpes threads they have all the info you now need.

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Let me tell you a littel Horror story about condoms.

 

I was in Bangkok for awhile and I get some blister stuff on my dick. So i go to a doctor and he tells me oh its just a reaction to too much pussy, chill out for awhile. So ok, harder than it sounds, I mean it is bangkok. But 2 weeks later same shit but this time its worse. I go back to the hospital, they say Oh we fucked up, its really Herpes. If hearing that isnt bad enough, I have to walk out of the room and tell this girl thats with me that now she needs to go see someone. All this time I know my girlfriend is coming to see me in a week from the US. So she gets there, I have to come clean cause I cant have sex with her. So her heart gets broken. I feel like shit, go back to the states, thinking Im fucked on a decent relationship forever with this shit. So time goes by and nothing, so I go get all the blood tests I should have gotten in the first place and they say No man, you dont have herpes your alergic to Latex.

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