fuck muni Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 i want your opinions on this shit i cant use these little pleasure stealing mother fuckers i hit it raw and try to slap on one before i bust and its like...whoa where did all the fuckin feeling go??? even those ultra sensitive mother fuckers dont work i need that pussy feeling on my dick to bust...with a condom i could fuck for hours and never nut, its ridiculous whenever i use them they either dry out or i end up just pulling it off and throwing it away and going back to el naturale.....i remember one time i had 4 condoms lying near the girls bed, all of them used but unused i should just carry around a bag of EC and nut in a bitch and hand em a few pills what do you fuckers usually do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 is this with one girl or more than that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 -My g/f is on birth control - dont need condom's. -If it really bother's you, go get a vasectomy. -Hitting it "Raw" and putting on a condom before you cum doesnt really ensure protection. -Get better condom's - polyurethene one's (avanti) dont feel too bad, alot better then latex that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted December 14, 2004 Author Share Posted December 14, 2004 now i got a girl but shes about to get a patch....im still sketchy on that shit though busting in her just gives me a weird feeling like holy shit what if it doesnt work...its just a fuckin patch stuck to her skin she doesnt want the pill cus "they make me fat" yo high priest the brand is called Avanti??? i never heard of those can i buy em at pharmacys and shit or do i gotta hit up a sex shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Wait til it feels like being stabbed in the dick with needles when you piss. Then you'll appreciate them more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 there isn't any actual proof that the pill causes you to gain weight. i just read an article on that the other day. i have used the pill for a long time now and it has never made me gain weight. there is proof that the shot can make you gain an assload of weight though, and i wouldn't trust that patch for anything....my girlfriend got pregnant on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 find a hotter girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Wait, you hit it raw and then put one on right before you bust? Am I the only one who thinks this is ridiculous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by fuck muni@Dec 14 2004, 01:18 PM im still sketchy on that shit though busting in her just gives me a weird feeling like holy shit what if it doesnt work... Quoted post YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING RETARD. CAUSE YOU KNOW PULLING OUTS GOING TO WORK BETTER. DUMBASS. AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, SHE WONT GET PREGNANT IF SHE SWALLOWS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 No, you're not. Shoot it in her damn face if pregnancy is your only concern, not like that method would work any better, but shit, gotta spray her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 there are plenty of side effects of the pill including irregular menstrual bleeding, nausea, weight gain, headaches, dizziness, breast tenderness, mood changes and blood clots so, yeah, versus "I can't nut"..... fuck that. I'm glad I've found simple, 100% effective birth control.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 by the way, your dicks gonna burn off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 If I'm not mistaken, which I very well could be, you can still impregnate a girl without cumming. I think the pre-cum can actually get a girl pregnant because it has sperm in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRECKONIZE Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by fuck muni@Dec 14 2004, 01:10 PM i hit it raw and try to slap on one before i bust and its like...whoa Quoted post good luck with that hah but i fuckin hate condoms too they strangle my wang..get that girl on the pill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted December 14, 2004 Author Share Posted December 14, 2004 i can hit my girlfriend raw and not worry about the disease i just talked to her about switchin to the pill instead and straight off the bat she threw me 4 girls who are on the pill right now and they all arepretty thick hahaha god damn its a nowin situation....i guess im just gonnahave to hit it raw and bust in her face then YO MORE INFO ON THOSE POLYSOMETHIN condoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 i've had several girlfriends who were on the pill and were thin. it all depends on the girl. this thread is stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 hey man, with your ignorance, we don't need little you's running around breathing our air...so wrap the shit up all the time. if your girl gains a few pounds, so what? you're still "hittin' it raw" and making sure you're not going to have a change in lifestyle in nine months. sincerely, fr8 "babies ain't free" lover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by fuck muni@Dec 14 2004, 09:18 PM now i got a girl but shes about to get a patch....im still sketchy on that shit though busting in her just gives me a weird feeling like holy shit what if it doesnt work...its just a fuckin patch stuck to her skin she doesnt want the pill cus "they make me fat" yo high priest the brand is called Avanti??? i never heard of those can i buy em at pharmacys and shit or do i gotta hit up a sex shop Quoted post Yes, you can go to just about any local drug store I (provided your in a major city...even smaller one's should be fine) and pick up a box of polyurethene condoms. As far as your g/f being on the patch and being worried about the pill, there are two ways you can reason with her - A. Go to the planned parenthood website, show her the section on b/c and have her choose what she believe's is best - b/c pills are argued to be about 97-99.6 % effective against preventing pregnancy - and if she's worried about a weight gain, using a method like the patch or what your currently doing is much riskier - she get's pregnant - she's putting on weight. B. Tell her to go to the local women's clinic and speak with one of the doctor's there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Then you'll be starting the "5$ BACKALLEY RUSTY MEATHOOK/SHOP VAC ABORTIONS ARE EVIL..." Thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 i've had several girlfriends who were on the pill and were thin. it all depends on the girl. this thread is stupid. Quoted post [/quote this is true..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 i find all this highly amusing. maybe your ass isn't worth going on the pill over...? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by bodice_ripper@Dec 14 2004, 04:29 PM I'm glad I've found simple, 100% effective birth control.... Quoted post Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 ^^^^^hahaha, that most certainly is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted December 14, 2004 Author Share Posted December 14, 2004 haha thanks high priest.....if she has a baby fetus im just going to eat it with some hot sauce...plain and simple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by fuck muni@Dec 14 2004, 04:10 PM i want your opinions on this shit i cant use these little pleasure stealing mother fuckers i hit it raw and try to slap on one before i bust and its like...whoa where did all the fuckin feeling go??? even those ultra sensitive mother fuckers dont work i need that pussy feeling on my dick to bust...with a condom i could fuck for hours and never nut, its ridiculous whenever i use them they either dry out or i end up just pulling it off and throwing it away and going back to el naturale.....i remember one time i had 4 condoms lying near the girls bed, all of them used but unused i should just carry around a bag of EC and nut in a bitch and hand em a few pills what do you fuckers usually do Quoted post see any of the herpes threads they have all the info you now need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolln Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Let me tell you a littel Horror story about condoms. I was in Bangkok for awhile and I get some blister stuff on my dick. So i go to a doctor and he tells me oh its just a reaction to too much pussy, chill out for awhile. So ok, harder than it sounds, I mean it is bangkok. But 2 weeks later same shit but this time its worse. I go back to the hospital, they say Oh we fucked up, its really Herpes. If hearing that isnt bad enough, I have to walk out of the room and tell this girl thats with me that now she needs to go see someone. All this time I know my girlfriend is coming to see me in a week from the US. So she gets there, I have to come clean cause I cant have sex with her. So her heart gets broken. I feel like shit, go back to the states, thinking Im fucked on a decent relationship forever with this shit. So time goes by and nothing, so I go get all the blood tests I should have gotten in the first place and they say No man, you dont have herpes your alergic to Latex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Karma's a bitch, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 :haha: :haha: that is funny shit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by bodice_ripper@Dec 14 2004, 11:02 PM Karma's a bitch, what? Quoted post how the hell does that even relate to his story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 ^^ he was cheating on his girl, and then he got fucked over with all this herpes/latex blah blah bullshit and ended up alone. KARMA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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