Smart Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Man, you never know what they want you to do... some guy just told me to: "Treat 'my' wood with the power and protection of orange glow" I never really did this stuff but, I'm thinking of going for it, I mean, if it will make my wood glow... and then there's the 'protection'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Is that so you can find it in the dark when you're drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 The best ones' are T.V. are the Geico Insurance coms'.......I still chuckle every time I see one..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutlips Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 i get a kick out of those identity theft commercials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 3, 2003 Author Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by Rodney Trotter Is that so you can find it in the dark when you're drunk? oh shit, when it's dark I trip over it... That's a good angle, I was mainly thinking of how it would look for 'them'... not how it would help me, good lookin' out yo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 3, 2003 Author Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by cutlips i get a kick out of those identity theft commercials $1500 for a leather boustier?!? But what do I care? It lifts and seperates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 ^^^^^hahahaha......that older guy with a beer in his hand sittin' on his recliner?.......priceless.that shit is funny..........but not near as funny as the white dude trying to rap on that Geico commercial.....and then the african Record exc. says..." I've some good news.....""blah,blah,blah.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 wal mart commercials... gaaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by Smart $1500 for a leather boustier?!? But what do I care? It lifts and seperates! I love that whole series, but that lifts and seperates line is fucking hilarious. mammacita! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 the amber bock commercials the jak II (video game) commercials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 the best buy ones aren't bad.. and the cingular with the girls busting all of the windows out of the sorority house by screaming about 7:00 is funny.. commercials are definitely getting funnier.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 anyone see that diet coke commercial with the cougar and the young guy in the restauraunt? After a few times I finally noticed it was shot across the street from my old apartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 you know geico was originally made for military? when i called to get insurence they wouldnt insure me, what fucking sense does that make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 <span style='color:black'>Budweiser makes the greatest commercials ever. The one where this dude is at a club sitting at a table with this girl that wont stop bitching. He looks up at his buddy and he is dancing with this chick. Then it says "we salute the wingman" or some shit like that. Haha. Absolutely brilliant. </span>:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 6, 2003 Author Share Posted December 6, 2003 I like the ones where the kid is walking past the street musician with his mom and he loks at the guy and says: "Get a job..." Or the clowny guy makes him a baloon giraffe at his birthday party and he says: "I don't see it..." "If your kids aren't getting enough art..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 I LIKE IT WHEN THE EMPLOYEE PUTS BIRD SEED ON HIS COMPUTER KEYBOARD AND LEAVES THE WINDOW OPEN AND BIRDS COME IN AN PECK AT THE KEYBOARD AND HIS BOSS WALKS BY HIS OFFICE LAT NIGHT AND THINKS HES WORKING... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 the funniest commercials are cheap local ones, cuase they suck so badly next to the national ones. Much love to locals humiliating themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 im always impresed by them.. they get so much funding, and most of the cats that do em are actually interested in them as an art.. but i checked out newshooz.com (i prolly spelled that wrong), and i coultdnt stomach their promoes.. i li et elast 1 second to absorb a scene :krunk: herman kelly-dance to the drummers beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 6, 2003 Author Share Posted December 6, 2003 Actually, a friend of mine retired recently, at age 35, must be nice... he was a career man as Graphic Artist... I met him through music and bands and we found we both had some similar tastes in art but... we don't really hang out, he invites me to his parties and as the years go by I know less and less people but... He started a salsa company and they show his commercials during the local time during natinonal football broadcasts... Like, we see his commercial, you see some guy in your town selling you carpet... anyway, I was actually impressed by his whole thing, I mean, I always liked his art but on the daily he made produce flyers and coupon books... anyway, it's just cool to see his ad and for it to be so good, sounds like he did the music too which is pretty cool as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 youve been around a while havent you? are you over 30? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 6, 2003 Author Share Posted December 6, 2003 I lstill like the Southwest Airlines commercials... 'You Know It's Football Season'... Espescially the grocery cashier... "I'm Open over here..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 did you just blatently ignore my question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 6, 2003 Author Share Posted December 6, 2003 no... I answered it, and, after a half hour or so, I deleted it... but, for the record I said: "Me? Yeah..." *or, an hour and a half or so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 cheers brrrrro or shall i say big bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 15, 2003 Author Share Posted December 15, 2003 So, I guess I've come to a breakthrough... I haven't really discussed it, but I've convinced myself that I hate the Geico "I have good news..." ads but... I find myself unable to stop from saying "Mr. Jiggy Fly, I have good news..." before I deliver bad news to people these days... I think I only like that particular ad, and only because it reminds me of so many of you 12oz kidskis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 i get a tv channel called imparja on my tv. it's a station based in alice springs (smack dab in the middle of the country....days from anywhere). anyhoo, they have this children's ad on tv with all these dopey hick outback kids shouting "what's up" and then a woman singing "can't hear you, i need to blow my nose". dumbest. ad. ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 so... the "it's ok, I had Subway'... the girl and guy are in the car, he's like 'did you just eat that whole thing of cookies?' she's yada yada... then they're at family day or something, grampa has a football and dude tackles him through the bushes... 'Second Down!" I like that one, none of the others... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Smart "Mr. Jiggy Fly, I have good news..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 ^^ yeah thats on tv in AUS as well, thats the only good subway add ive seen. he takes out the old man and everyones in shock cept the old man who gets back up and is ready for more.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Its like the Chewbaka case....IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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