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Commercials you cant stand

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by anonymity1, Jan 16, 2004.

  1. anonymity1

    anonymity1 12oz Senior Member

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    Commercials you cant stand

    Discussion started by anonymity1 - Jan 16, 2004

    You gotta admit, some commercials are worth while to watch while a majority just suck.

    I hate all these anti-marijuana campaigns that are like "What are you gonna tell your brother when you forgot to pick him up because you were smoking marijuana?" Muthafucka, my own parents have forgot to pick me up before and I'm an only child.

    Share your hate
     
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  2. mr.yuck

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    mr.yuck - Replied Jan 16, 2004

    I really am getting tired of all the political commercials. They all say the same thing with a different persons name at the end. I dont watch that much TV but I always seem to turn it on around election time. I usually take that time of blah blah blah to take a piss.

     
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  3. Don't Panic

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    Don't Panic - Replied Jan 16, 2004

    Yeah, those anti-marijuana commercials are shit. They are so obviously full of shit and yet there is no one present to argue points with. Feminine product commercials are never going to fly well with me either. There is some medicine commercial that has the father of the bride on his way into the wedding bitching about his cold when he becomes encased in foot-thick ice for no real reason. The medicine busts his ass out (how it managed to get in there to him is left unaddresses) and they follow it up with a cheesey exchange:
    Bride- "Are you feeling better, daddy?"
    Father- "I do."
    Jackass groom- "Hey! That's my line!"
     
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    mr.yuck - Replied Jan 16, 2004

    <span style='color:black'>Now that i think about it, Im not a big fan of Valtrex commercials or what ever that shit is. Here is how the scenario goes down.

    Im sittin on the couch and the commercial comes on. There is some girl in spandex rock climbing. I stand up and say "DAMN ID TEAR THAT UP!!" Then she starts talking "I don't let genital herpes get me down.." Then my boner goes away and im left with a funny feeling in my stomach.</span>
     
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    Trimspa, baby! Im back! yeah! Trimspa!
     
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    MEROJUANA - Replied Jan 16, 2004

    HAHAHAHA


    YOUR DEFINETLY UP LATE WATCHING 5TH WHEEL NIGGA. :lol: :lol: THATS THE ONLY TIME THEY PLAY THAT COMMERCIAL, I THINK ITS FUNNY THAT THEY PLAY THAT COMMERCIAL OVER AND OVER DURING 5TH WHEEL (THE DATING SHOW FOR YOU STONE AGE NIGGAS) ITS LIKE 5TH WHEEL IS TELLING YOU "ITS OK TO FUCK STRANGERS IN A LITTLE ROOM WITH NO RUBBER AND HAVE LITTLE SOUND EFFECTS AND SHIT". AND THE VALTREX COMMERCIAL IS LIKE "BUT YOU MIGHT GET BURNT BY A BITCH EVEN IF SHE'S AS BANGIN AS THE BITCH IN THIS COMMERCIAL" I ALSO THINK THEY SHOULD SHOW SOMEONE WHO REALLY HAS HERPES, YOU KNOW THAT ACTRESS DOESN'T HAVE HERPES, THEY SHOULD SHOW SOME CRACKED OUT BITCH, SO ALL THE REST OF THE DIRTBAG MUTHAFUCKAS OUT THERE WITH HERPIE THE LOVE BUG CAN SEE WHAT THEY'LL LOOK LIKE IN 5 YEARS WITHOUT VALTREX, AND LOTS AND LOTS OF OTHER DRUGS. SPEAKING OF OTHER DRUGS HOLLA AT ME.



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    TIRO DE LEJITO
    COMO REGGIE MILLER
     
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  7. Don't Panic

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    Don't Panic - Replied Jan 16, 2004

    Valtrex is bad, but how about the commercials that don't even mention what the fucking medicine does? "Ask your doctor if ____ is right for you."

    WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR?

    MAN. How the fuck did I forget the new McDonald's commercials??? I'm not even getting into why those are shit, but DAMN THOSE ARE SHIT.
     
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    Tyler Durden - Replied Jan 16, 2004

    geico.





    umm....i'll think of more.
     
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    i11igul - Replied Jan 16, 2004

    don't know if its reached your parts but theres a new commercial with all these guys getting into fights and its talking about you mother this and your mother that and playing the slow dramatic music as it talks about why you shouldn't use guns

    im not saying the message is bullshit, but the vehicle they use to get the message across is shit
     
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    MEROJUANA - Replied Jan 16, 2004

    ALSO

    OH YEAH, HOW HOMO IS THAT "BOD MAN" BODY SPRAY SHIT, SHIT IS BASICALLY A BUNCH OF DUDES WITH NO SHIRTS SWEATING AND BUMPING INTO EACHOTHER, LIKE THEIR PLAYING BASKETBALL AS AN EXCUSE TO GRIND EACHOTHER ON SOME STRAIGHT UP LITTLE RICHARD SHIT. PAUSE! ll ...AND THEN AT THE END THE SHIT IS LIKE "BOD MAN, BY BODY FANTASIES" MY NIGGA....BODY FANTASIES?? WHY WOULD A DUDE EVER SPRAY HIMSELF WITH SOME SHIT MADE BY A COMPANY CALLED "BODY FANTASIES"? THAT SHIT IS STRAIGHT HOMO LIKE A FREE GAY PRIDE EARTH CRISIS CONCERT IF ALL THE NIGGAS IN EARTH CRISIS WERE SHEMALES WITH ELECTRIC BLUE LEATHER MINISKIRTS ON AND BUTTPLUGS.

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    [b]"NO HOMO SON"[/b]



    M E R O E
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    i fucking hate when thier trying to sell some extra helpful drug and they read the list of sideaffects and it does more than the fucking drug does .
     
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    mr.yuck - Replied Jan 16, 2004

    Oh yeah. And third wheel is my shit playboy.

    ^^Haha. Yeah they start off not so bad but then get straight crazy at the end.

    Do you suffer from heart burn 3 or more times a week? Try ____ ! Side affects include drythroat, cotton mouth, stiff neck, loose stools, severe bouts of coughing, internal hemoraging of the lower intestine, temporary loss of balance or eyesight, siezure, paralasys and in very rare cases death.

    You should not take ____ if you are a smoker over 35 or are trying to have children.



    Fuck. Im not taking that shit ever.
     
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    KOTEX



    The one with the bouncing red period
     
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    NEXTEL/Done.
     
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    Almost anything local. And any tampon commercial...Oh, and those commercials for medication, where they make it seem like your life will be so much better, and then never tell you what its for. It took me damn near a year to figure out what Rogain was for when they started running those commercials.
     
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