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Commercials you cant stand

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by anonymity1, Jan 16, 2004.

  1. anonymity1

    anonymity1 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 28, 2003 Messages: 1,945 Likes Received: 0
    You gotta admit, some commercials are worth while to watch while a majority just suck.

    I hate all these anti-marijuana campaigns that are like "What are you gonna tell your brother when you forgot to pick him up because you were smoking marijuana?" Muthafucka, my own parents have forgot to pick me up before and I'm an only child.

    Share your hate
     
  2. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    I really am getting tired of all the political commercials. They all say the same thing with a different persons name at the end. I dont watch that much TV but I always seem to turn it on around election time. I usually take that time of blah blah blah to take a piss.

     
  3. Don't Panic

    Don't Panic Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2003 Messages: 647 Likes Received: 0
    Yeah, those anti-marijuana commercials are shit. They are so obviously full of shit and yet there is no one present to argue points with. Feminine product commercials are never going to fly well with me either. There is some medicine commercial that has the father of the bride on his way into the wedding bitching about his cold when he becomes encased in foot-thick ice for no real reason. The medicine busts his ass out (how it managed to get in there to him is left unaddresses) and they follow it up with a cheesey exchange:
    Bride- "Are you feeling better, daddy?"
    Father- "I do."
    Jackass groom- "Hey! That's my line!"
     
  4. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    <span style='color:black'>Now that i think about it, Im not a big fan of Valtrex commercials or what ever that shit is. Here is how the scenario goes down.

    Im sittin on the couch and the commercial comes on. There is some girl in spandex rock climbing. I stand up and say "DAMN ID TEAR THAT UP!!" Then she starts talking "I don't let genital herpes get me down.." Then my boner goes away and im left with a funny feeling in my stomach.</span>
     
  5. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    Trimspa, baby! Im back! yeah! Trimspa!
     
  6. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    HAHAHAHA


    YOUR DEFINETLY UP LATE WATCHING 5TH WHEEL NIGGA. :lol: :lol: THATS THE ONLY TIME THEY PLAY THAT COMMERCIAL, I THINK ITS FUNNY THAT THEY PLAY THAT COMMERCIAL OVER AND OVER DURING 5TH WHEEL (THE DATING SHOW FOR YOU STONE AGE NIGGAS) ITS LIKE 5TH WHEEL IS TELLING YOU "ITS OK TO FUCK STRANGERS IN A LITTLE ROOM WITH NO RUBBER AND HAVE LITTLE SOUND EFFECTS AND SHIT". AND THE VALTREX COMMERCIAL IS LIKE "BUT YOU MIGHT GET BURNT BY A BITCH EVEN IF SHE'S AS BANGIN AS THE BITCH IN THIS COMMERCIAL" I ALSO THINK THEY SHOULD SHOW SOMEONE WHO REALLY HAS HERPES, YOU KNOW THAT ACTRESS DOESN'T HAVE HERPES, THEY SHOULD SHOW SOME CRACKED OUT BITCH, SO ALL THE REST OF THE DIRTBAG MUTHAFUCKAS OUT THERE WITH HERPIE THE LOVE BUG CAN SEE WHAT THEY'LL LOOK LIKE IN 5 YEARS WITHOUT VALTREX, AND LOTS AND LOTS OF OTHER DRUGS. SPEAKING OF OTHER DRUGS HOLLA AT ME.



    MEROES MLB TEAM 2004
    TIRO DE LEJITO
    COMO REGGIE MILLER
     
  7. Don't Panic

    Don't Panic Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2003 Messages: 647 Likes Received: 0
    Valtrex is bad, but how about the commercials that don't even mention what the fucking medicine does? "Ask your doctor if ____ is right for you."

    WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR?

    MAN. How the fuck did I forget the new McDonald's commercials??? I'm not even getting into why those are shit, but DAMN THOSE ARE SHIT.
     
  8. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    geico.





    umm....i'll think of more.
     
  9. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    don't know if its reached your parts but theres a new commercial with all these guys getting into fights and its talking about you mother this and your mother that and playing the slow dramatic music as it talks about why you shouldn't use guns

    im not saying the message is bullshit, but the vehicle they use to get the message across is shit
     
  10. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    ALSO

    OH YEAH, HOW HOMO IS THAT "BOD MAN" BODY SPRAY SHIT, SHIT IS BASICALLY A BUNCH OF DUDES WITH NO SHIRTS SWEATING AND BUMPING INTO EACHOTHER, LIKE THEIR PLAYING BASKETBALL AS AN EXCUSE TO GRIND EACHOTHER ON SOME STRAIGHT UP LITTLE RICHARD SHIT. PAUSE! ll ...AND THEN AT THE END THE SHIT IS LIKE "BOD MAN, BY BODY FANTASIES" MY NIGGA....BODY FANTASIES?? WHY WOULD A DUDE EVER SPRAY HIMSELF WITH SOME SHIT MADE BY A COMPANY CALLED "BODY FANTASIES"? THAT SHIT IS STRAIGHT HOMO LIKE A FREE GAY PRIDE EARTH CRISIS CONCERT IF ALL THE NIGGAS IN EARTH CRISIS WERE SHEMALES WITH ELECTRIC BLUE LEATHER MINISKIRTS ON AND BUTTPLUGS.

    http://www.metadapt.com/blog/files/boy-george.jpg'>
    [b]"NO HOMO SON"[/b]



    M E R O E
    HOLLA HO
    MLBRT''04
     
  11. WrIot

    WrIot Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 1,045 Likes Received: 0
    i fucking hate when thier trying to sell some extra helpful drug and they read the list of sideaffects and it does more than the fucking drug does .
     
  12. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Oh yeah. And third wheel is my shit playboy.

    ^^Haha. Yeah they start off not so bad but then get straight crazy at the end.

    Do you suffer from heart burn 3 or more times a week? Try ____ ! Side affects include drythroat, cotton mouth, stiff neck, loose stools, severe bouts of coughing, internal hemoraging of the lower intestine, temporary loss of balance or eyesight, siezure, paralasys and in very rare cases death.

    You should not take ____ if you are a smoker over 35 or are trying to have children.



    Fuck. Im not taking that shit ever.
     
  13. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    KOTEX



    The one with the bouncing red period
     
  14. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
  15. Brandon

    Brandon Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2003 Messages: 115 Likes Received: 0
    Almost anything local. And any tampon commercial...Oh, and those commercials for medication, where they make it seem like your life will be so much better, and then never tell you what its for. It took me damn near a year to figure out what Rogain was for when they started running those commercials.
     
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