Guest WebsterUno Posted May 31, 2000 Share Posted May 31, 2000 OK, since we're on the topics of what they think we look like, and MOVIES, I thought it would be cool to see what you thought of yourselves. Lets say KKKorporate AmeriKKKa found our little lives intersting and decided to make a NEW big budget, Graffiti movie. Who would play you? Who would Direct? Where would it take place? Who else would star in it? Would it be action, drama, comedy, suspense, horror, Blaxploitation, or porno, well you get the point. ------------------ Hi, it's me again! [This message has been edited by WebsterUno (edited 05-31-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guise Posted May 31, 2000 Share Posted May 31, 2000 somewhere between comedy and blaxploitation with some porno flair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted May 31, 2000 Share Posted May 31, 2000 Oohh man would i like to be in a blaxploitation flick..with a little mild porn just cuz it's in every one. although I think comedy would most fit my life. It would take place where else? NyC and Hawaii..gotta have an appearance from Jay and Silent Bob..damn i'm gonna have to think on this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted May 31, 2000 Share Posted May 31, 2000 ohhhhh this is fun. my shit would definately be a cross between a porno and spinal tap. there would be alot of violence and debauchery going on though. I think i'd like to have axl rose or tommy lee play me, cc deville can play element, mes and pyksy can be like pam anderson type chiks, con2 would be played by glen danzig, fr8 could make a cameo as like brett michaels or something but he's not from Philly so he can't have a big part,the girls get big parts only because they're the only girls here....that would be kinda cool.Feel free to add yourselves to this star studded cast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted May 31, 2000 Share Posted May 31, 2000 hahaha my movie would be on some "clerks" type shit.....but with the graff theme instead of a store hahahaha.... ------------------ 3 Is the magic Number.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sizer Posted May 31, 2000 Share Posted May 31, 2000 ummmmmmm i think everlast would play me it would be a comedy with some porno but i would want girlys to see it too so not much.totaly want some real drunkne bombing footage like pantera with a spray can!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted May 31, 2000 Share Posted May 31, 2000 Oh yeah, what kind of soundtrack/theme music would it have? Disco, rap, porn, rock, classic, funk, reagae, punk whatever???? ------------------ Hi, it's me again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 holy shit this is great!! my flick would be just totally tripped out like fear and loathing in las vegas. i would have all my friends in it, but playing the rolls of each other, like i'd be hyena, he'd be joker' my mom would be my dad. no plot just random happenings. oh yeah..lots off graff in it http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> and my soundtrack would be a collaberation with marvin gaye, john coltrane, and the dude who did shaft..whats his name...its driving me nuts.. ------------------ ..when asked about his new grill piece, lennie replied. "god gave me these gold fronts." [This message has been edited by beardo (edited 05-31-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 thats fucking funny as hell heshskidetski... fr8'rrr roling thick with the aquanet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sizer Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 all hard core for the bombing like walls of jericho,buried alive and so on,and emo for the real serious sences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kidlugz Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 i'd have some sobby notting hill type shit with julia roberts. she'd be getting macked by some doofus like hugh grant, then i'd come in, bomb hugh's front door, beat the shit outta him, then flop my oversized penis onto the kitchen table which would in turn, drive julia mad with passion. we'd bang for a couple of hours, then i'd carry her piggyback while i went bombing. maybe throw in some carnie's for extra flair. oh, soundtrack would be all really bad techno. like remixes of ace of bass by chris sheppard. mad flava. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heroin Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 isaac hayes did shaft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 it would be a multi city, suspense type shit, with bad guys and graffers, that's what I'd call us, The Graffers, and we'd all be just "trying to do our thing" and drug smugglers would get us a big ass legal jam, and we'd be like DAMN YO! and we'd all go paint, but a few of us would find out that it was all a front for drug stuff, maybe some cops are involved too, so The Graffers would be forced to flee to Miami, where we'd visit the editorial offices of 12oz... a little tribute to Tougher than Leather (Hey Mike, Show her the rash!!!)... then we'd show some Miami scenes and then the bad guys would show up again and shoot somebody (ala Ronin Ray), maybe the could cap ...um...(insert name here)... and then we'd get all righteous and be like YO! and we'd figure out a feindish and funny way to get back at the bad guys, funny like Disorderlies, feindish like Police Academy... somebody would paint a badguys face and we'd explode cans to disable their car, and then the City of Miami would be SO PROUD OF US, on account of The Graffers had stopped the drug smuggling problem and they'd give us a great big legal wall, right on South Beach, then the several Graffers singled out for greatness, the ones on the podium with the mayor would all shake hands like "RAD!", and thumbs up, and The Graffers in the crowd would pump their fists... helicopter shot, pull back and wipe to the credits and all of us painting the huge wall at sunset... a mural that's like 2500 feet long and says GRAFFERS FOR EVER!... I can't think of a title though, maybe something like "Graffers"... soundtrack would be everthing I can cram into 1½ Hours... ------------------ 2Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 god the "Clerks" cartoon sucked...go see Shaft it was ill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missinterpreted Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 shaft is such a funny word. ::giggles:: either that, or im just a perved out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 thanks heroin.. i remembered like a half hour later. imagine the tunes those three would come up with. marvins voice, coltranes composition, and hayes' funky scratch guitar..now thats what im talkin bout!! ------------------ ..when asked about his new grill piece, lennie replied. "god gave me these gold fronts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyksyMTR Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 it'd hafta be a japanamation flik. think ghost in the shell/MAXX meets run lola run meets hackers/matrix b.s. ...who'd play me? any pasty white 6 foot tall character would do. director? tsing frung. music? anything jungle, breaks, to portishead and pennywise...etc.etc.etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missinterpreted Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 yo pyks... dope idea with the Ghost in the Shell.... we can be buddies in the movie, or rivals, im down for either. i got dibs on blue hair! i have japanimation porn. yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missinterpreted Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 oh yea, my music would be mixed with mozart and kool keith. .......supergalactic lover........ [This message has been edited by Missinterpreted (edited 06-01-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE HYENA Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 mine would be like ....real moody...like dark city, twin peaks, blue velvet, or the exorcist. either david archette or brad dourif would play me and im thinking, that the music would be by slayer, deadguy, and will haven. with some rorschach, and neurosis for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missinterpreted Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 im telling my mommy on you hyena. i sleep with a nightlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 um i think will smith and puffy are keeping it real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyksyMTR Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 missinterpreted. MOS DEF. lol hahaaaaa! yiah..an if you got dibs on blue hair, i got dibs on lilac. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//wink.gif'> im thinkin some tightass body armor. heh heh heh. FEAST on that one kids. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//wink.gif'> kin we paint our bikes too? <must have the ol' akira bikes, yes? lol> peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyksyMTR Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 and yes, you may porn out. thats the scene where im chasing hyena and beardo down the street for painting my g.d. wall... you do what u want. i want my damn cans back. not into tha schkin shlik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE HYENA Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 pyksy wants me in her movie?..aaaaw yeah. and missinterpreted, tell your mom. go ahead. but you cant hide that you liked it.. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//wink.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyksyMTR Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 "tu me pintas la pared y yo te pintas les nargas pinche culero!!!"<--- the only phrase in spanish i know... and hyena, only if you wear that tutu i sent in the mail...HA jokes. yiah, you're down. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guise Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 I think I would cast myself as a colorblind sumowrestler with one wooden leg. (I lost the other one trying to paint on a train). I actuly know a guy that happened to, he still writes too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 it would be fun to do a warrioris type thing ...me pyx and missinterpreted could be rival "chick" writer who get into a big old school beef.....hahahahaha lotsa hir pulling and scratching with our acrylic nails *L* ------------------ 3 Is the magic Number.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sizer Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 rorschach-could you have better taste in music?????fuck i love rorschach!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lil'moco Posted June 1, 2000 Share Posted June 1, 2000 My movie would be kinda' fucked up and bazarre, sort of like fear and loathing. All my pals would have to be in it too. I think Rick Morranis is best fitting for beardo, and Hyena would have to be played by Danny DeVito!!That's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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