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Coming Soon to a theater near you!!!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WebsterUno, May 31, 2000.

  1. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    OK, since we're on the topics of what they think we look
    like, and MOVIES, I thought it would be cool to see what
    you thought of yourselves. Lets say KKKorporate AmeriKKKa
    found our little lives intersting and decided to make a NEW
    big budget, Graffiti movie. Who would play you? Who would
    Direct? Where would it take place? Who else would star in it?
    Would it be action, drama, comedy, suspense, horror,
    Blaxploitation, or porno, well you get the point.

    Hi, it's me again!

    [This message has been edited by WebsterUno (edited 05-31-2000).]
  2. guise

    guise Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 1,026 Likes Received: 0
    somewhere between comedy and blaxploitation with some porno flair.
  3. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    Oohh man would i like to be in a blaxploitation flick..with a little mild porn just cuz it's in every one. although I think comedy would most fit my life. It would take place where else? NyC and Hawaii..gotta have an appearance from Jay and Silent Bob..damn i'm gonna have to think on this one


    ohhhhh this is fun. my shit would definately be a cross between a porno and spinal tap. there would be alot of violence and debauchery going on though. I think i'd like to have axl rose or tommy lee play me, cc deville can play element, mes and pyksy can be like pam anderson type chiks, con2 would be played by glen danzig, fr8 could make a cameo as like brett michaels or something but he's not from Philly so he can't have a big part,the girls get big parts only because they're the only girls here....that would be kinda cool.Feel free to add yourselves to this star studded cast...

    MESTHREE Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 2,902 Likes Received: 35
    hahaha my movie would be on some "clerks" type shit.....but with the graff theme instead of a store hahahaha....

    3 Is the magic Number....
  6. sizer

    sizer Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 920 Likes Received: 0
    ummmmmmm i think everlast would play me it would be a comedy with some porno but i would want girlys to see it too so not much.totaly want some real drunkne bombing footage like pantera with a spray can!!!!
  7. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    Oh yeah, what kind of soundtrack/theme music
    would it have? Disco, rap, porn, rock,
    classic, funk, reagae, punk whatever????

    Hi, it's me again!
  8. beardo

    beardo Guest

    holy shit this is great!! my flick would be just totally tripped out like fear and loathing in las vegas. i would have all my friends in it, but playing the rolls of each other, like i'd be hyena, he'd be joker' my mom would be my dad. no plot just random happenings. oh yeah..lots off graff in it http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> and my soundtrack would be a collaberation with marvin gaye, john coltrane, and the dude who did shaft..whats his name...its driving me nuts..

    ..when asked about his new grill piece, lennie replied. "god gave me these gold fronts."

    [This message has been edited by beardo (edited 05-31-2000).]
  9. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    thats fucking funny as hell heshskidetski...
    fr8'rrr roling thick with the aquanet!
  10. sizer

    sizer Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 920 Likes Received: 0
    all hard core for the bombing like walls of jericho,buried alive and so on,and emo for the real serious sences
  11. kidlugz

    kidlugz Guest

    i'd have some sobby notting hill type shit with julia roberts. she'd be getting macked by some doofus like hugh grant, then i'd come in, bomb hugh's front door, beat the shit outta him, then flop my oversized penis onto the kitchen table which would in turn, drive julia mad with passion. we'd bang for a couple of hours, then i'd carry her piggyback while i went bombing. maybe throw in some carnie's for extra flair.

    oh, soundtrack would be all really bad techno. like remixes of ace of bass by chris sheppard. mad flava.
  12. Heroin

    Heroin Guest

    isaac hayes did shaft.
  13. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 177
    it would be a multi city, suspense type shit, with bad guys and graffers, that's what I'd call us, The Graffers, and we'd all be just "trying to do our thing" and drug smugglers would get us a big ass legal jam, and we'd be like DAMN YO! and we'd all go paint, but a few of us would find out that it was all a front for drug stuff, maybe some cops are involved too, so The Graffers would be forced to flee to Miami, where we'd visit the editorial offices of 12oz... a little tribute to Tougher than Leather (Hey Mike, Show her the rash!!!)... then we'd show some Miami scenes and then the bad guys would show up again and shoot somebody (ala Ronin Ray), maybe the could cap ...um...(insert name here)... and then we'd get all righteous and be like YO! and we'd figure out a feindish and funny way to get back at the bad guys, funny like Disorderlies, feindish like Police Academy... somebody would paint a badguys face and we'd explode cans to disable their car, and then the City of Miami would be SO PROUD OF US, on account of The Graffers had stopped the drug smuggling problem and they'd give us a great big legal wall, right on South Beach, then the several Graffers singled out for greatness, the ones on the podium with the mayor would all shake hands like "RAD!", and thumbs up, and The Graffers in the crowd would pump their fists... helicopter shot, pull back and wipe to the credits and all of us painting the huge wall at sunset... a mural that's like 2500 feet long and says GRAFFERS FOR EVER!...

    I can't think of a title though, maybe something like "Graffers"... soundtrack would be everthing I can cram into 1½ Hours...

    2Can Sam
  14. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    god the "Clerks" cartoon sucked...go see Shaft it was ill
  15. Missinterpreted

    Missinterpreted Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2000 Messages: 615 Likes Received: 0
    shaft is such a funny word. ::giggles::
    either that, or im just a perved out.