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Comical Porn Banner Showcase

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, May 8, 2003.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- 12oz Veteran Member

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    Comical Porn Banner Showcase

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    --zeSto-- - Replied May 8, 2003

    an excert....

    I'm glad this ad clarifies that this is the home of 'POSSIBLY' the world's sexiest midget. It's the perfect disclaimer. You think, "Well, there could be sexier midgets." But what this ad truly declares is that the word 'sexy' and 'midget' POSSIBLY don't really belong together.
     
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    VAITOMANOCU - Replied May 8, 2003

    Um... OK, I'm a fairly young male. I've had sex, and I look forward to having more. I have no children, but I've had a few scares. So the sight of a pregnant chick, babe or not, is NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER A FUCKING TURN-ON. The sight of this woman shrivels my dick up like a cellophane candy wrapper on a hot griddle. On top of my perfectly normal aversion to the site of pregant women, this one is fucking ugly. And, if you want me to click your motherfucking banner, have your chick act with a little class -- nobody gives me the finger and then gets a click-thru, bitch!

    good shit zest
     
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    oldenglish - Replied May 8, 2003

    that was really funny.

    compeletly tasteless and foul. but really funny.
     
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    vinyl junkie - Replied May 8, 2003

    http://www.noapologiespress.com/pbs/images/2-4.jpg'>
    cracker anal adventures

    :lol:
     
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    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Poop Man Bob - Replied May 8, 2003

    HAHA!
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied May 8, 2003

    Dirty teenagers... right... see, when I think "cheerleaders," I don't think old scags, ugly whores or retards (that girl on the right just might be saying "DER!"). Gimme young, hot cheerleaders who don't have mongoloid eyes, damn it!

    DER! ..hahaha... I almost cried reading that.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    imported_splint2 - Replied Jun 27, 2003

    that is quite amusing...well, damn amusing
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jun 27, 2003

    DER!

    oh that's too funny. I need a coffee.
    By the end of this night I'll be saying 'der' too.
     
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