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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, May 8, 2003.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    an excert....

    I'm glad this ad clarifies that this is the home of 'POSSIBLY' the world's sexiest midget. It's the perfect disclaimer. You think, "Well, there could be sexier midgets." But what this ad truly declares is that the word 'sexy' and 'midget' POSSIBLY don't really belong together.
     
  3. VAITOMANOCU

    VAITOMANOCU Member

    Joined: Apr 30, 2002 Messages: 711 Likes Received: 0
    Um... OK, I'm a fairly young male. I've had sex, and I look forward to having more. I have no children, but I've had a few scares. So the sight of a pregnant chick, babe or not, is NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER A FUCKING TURN-ON. The sight of this woman shrivels my dick up like a cellophane candy wrapper on a hot griddle. On top of my perfectly normal aversion to the site of pregant women, this one is fucking ugly. And, if you want me to click your motherfucking banner, have your chick act with a little class -- nobody gives me the finger and then gets a click-thru, bitch!

    good shit zest
     
  4. oldenglish

    oldenglish Banned

    Joined: Apr 3, 2003 Messages: 1,308 Likes Received: 0
    that was really funny.

    compeletly tasteless and foul. but really funny.
     
  5. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    http://www.noapologiespress.com/pbs/images/2-4.jpg'>
    cracker anal adventures

    :lol:
     
  6. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    HAHA!
     
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    Dirty teenagers... right... see, when I think "cheerleaders," I don't think old scags, ugly whores or retards (that girl on the right just might be saying "DER!"). Gimme young, hot cheerleaders who don't have mongoloid eyes, damn it!

    DER! ..hahaha... I almost cried reading that.
     
  8. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
     
  9. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
  10. imported_splint2

    imported_splint2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 14, 2001 Messages: 1,571 Likes Received: 10
    that is quite amusing...well, damn amusing
     
  11. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    DER!

    oh that's too funny. I need a coffee.
    By the end of this night I'll be saying 'der' too.
     
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