moeberto Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 You told her to put her pussy on your face only minutes after your boys taliwhacker was in there. Even when i'm drunk I know not to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moeberto Posted November 9, 2003 Author Share Posted November 9, 2003 I'm grimy like that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 haha, this thread would be vastly improved by flciks of the ho you banged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 I watched 7 guys contract HIV at the same time while they were running a train on this contaminated coke head bitch. I tried to tell them to buckle up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 buttclam should come post more funny stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reach.4 Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars You told her to put her pussy on your face only minutes after your boys taliwhacker was in there. Even when i'm drunk I know not to do that. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Such graphic detail, was she good looking? or a butters sket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck I watched 7 guys contract HIV at the same time while they were running a train on this contaminated coke head bitch. I tried to tell them to buckle up. Now THAT’s what I call 7 The Hard Way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 there was this girl my friends and i would call "ughhh." she would let me finger her right in the bar while we were just all hanging out and my friends would be like hey go finger her and i would and she was willing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 one girl, 20 roaches, a small basket filled with sprite, a head of lettuce, nipple clamps, 2 dead frogs, a door knob, and alot of trust. 'nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Last time I had sex, Kurt cobain was alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 when i was 18 my boy adam and i went to the mall to get the new de la soul (dont ask me why we went to the mall) and we met these bitches tasha and marketa. we copped that shit and waited outside sam goody and as we were waiting this girl comes up behind me and taps my shoulder. i turn around and this unknown petite chick with huge titties and a flat tummy is standing there like shes waiting for something. so i asked her if i could help her she told me that both me and adam could and promptly asked where the bathroom was. i told here it was like 2 steps away and down the hall from pennys and turned back around(dont forget about other girls). so she taps my shoulder again and says do you guys wanna come? do i wanna come where? do you wanna come in me? jawdroppedgetastiffieoner. we were like bet. we walked towards pennys went down the hall. slipped in the family bathroom and proceeded to fuck the shit out of the cute little slut (wrapped up of course). we get done like 45 later and thank the bitch for the nice fuck and the head. go to the food court for some post fuck munchies, and who do we see? tasha and marketa, lookin fine as fuck so we have a seat with them while i grubbed my spicy italian with extra jalapeno. we talked to them for a while and ended up goin back to my spot. drank a few beers had some laughs and i dicked tasha over my altered beast arcade box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillPretty Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 oh man i dont know if i could ever get with a girl while another guy was or even while another guy is in the room naked somewhere else unless hes compleatly out of my view and the girl is really fucking hot....where are all these sluts when I go to partys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars You told her to put her pussy on your face only minutes after your boys taliwhacker was in there. Even when i'm drunk I know not to do that. I think we found a contribution to the undertones thread.... :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 1.) ::high five:: you all have aids now ~! 2.) you proly like men, haveing to do with your naked freind and all, you will proly figure out that you like men in a yr or a few months. 3.) you should have sex with 2 girls...not 2 guys 4.) too many white kids, need to stop lissening to 50 cent 5.) im so glad im me coffie/ i dont know whats up with kids today...gotta be mtv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 <span style='color:black'>I was playing xbox with my homie while there were 3 girls sitting there watching us play being bored. Well this one girl that was there started rubbing he feet on my dick waking him up a little bit. Well thats not good enough so i keep playing. She eventually makes her way down and starts giving me head while holding a pillow in front of her face so no one can see like the cant figure things out. Well she eventually grabs it right in the middle and stops suckin. She looks over at her friend jen and says "hey look its still soft," as she shakes it around in her hand. Then she showed the other girl who was jens sister. Well this girl wanted to go back to my room and fuck and her buddies were trying to get me to go back there with her too and i was like "I dont know. Im not really in the mood," i had a funny feeling about her. So she bounces kinda pised but i could give a fuck. Well later that night i over heard the 2 girls that were left talking about how this girl steph went to the clinic today and has ghonorhea(sp). So I kicked all those scandalous ass bitches outta my crib for ever. The last i heard my old roommate told me that all of those bitches now have multiple uncurable disseases and are no longer allowed to enter the apt complex.</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 ^^^^^^^^^ahahahahahahhahaah^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ speaking of which i need to go get checked and see if i have a disease, i fucked ten girls in 6 months after i broke up with my ex girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by OptimusPrime drank a few beers had some laughs and i dicked tasha over my altered beast arcade box. :lol: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 I didn't have sex this weekend, but I was slapped across the chest by a 22-lb dorado we caught on Saturday. http://www.fish4fun.com/images/dolphin.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 i couldn't have sex while another dude's around. hell i can't even get aroused watching porn while another dude's around.:yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck <span style='color:black'>I was playing xbox with my homie while there were 3 girls sitting there watching us play being bored. Well this one girl that was there started rubbing he feet on my dick waking him up a little bit. Well thats not good enough so i keep playing. She eventually makes her way down and starts giving me head while holding a pillow in front of her face so no one can see like the cant figure things out. Well she eventually grabs it right in the middle and stops suckin. She looks over at her friend jen and says "hey look its still soft," as she shakes it around in her hand. Then she showed the other girl who was jens sister. Well this girl wanted to go back to my room and fuck and her buddies were trying to get me to go back there with her too and i was like "I dont know. Im not really in the mood," i had a funny feeling about her. So she bounces kinda pised but i could give a fuck. Well later that night i over heard the 2 girls that were left talking about how this girl steph went to the clinic today and has ghonorhea(sp). So I kicked all those scandalous ass bitches outta my crib for ever. The last i heard my old roommate told me that all of those bitches now have multiple uncurable disseases and are no longer allowed to enter the apt complex.</span> whew! too close for comfort if you ask me, good job goin with your gut:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moeberto Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 I want love but its impossible, a man like me so irresponsible, a man like who's dead in places other mean feel liberated...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by i11igul whew! too close for comfort if you ask me, good job goin with your gut:) yeah dont ignore your first mind. Always pay attention to your warning signs.:scowl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aichs47 Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 once again this thread proves how lame my life is.....all the drunken sluts that i could have got with were beat as fuck.....why cant there ever be fine sluts on my jock? why does my life sucks....what prevents me from blowing my brains out...i want to fuck fate in the ass with a machete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aichs47 Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 LOCATION IS THE KEY!! BUMMY HOES IN A BUMMY TOWN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 so i'm at a party and about to head to a backroom with some slut. my friend who is a girl that i've always wanted to get up with is like look "do not fuck that girl, she is a DIRTY slut. if you just wanna have sex, i'll have sex with you." so i'm like hell yeah. we get into a bed and right as this happens another member of 12oz(you know who you are) hops in the bed with the slut from earlier. my friend who was all down to fuck before now doesn't want to. so i turn to the slut from earlier me and my boy switch places and i don't feel like humiliating myself anymore. but you can all guess what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ted Wakowski Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 I met this girl once, and she came on to me kinda strong. She ends up coming over to my house, where we made out and whatnot. Then, a little while after that, I take this girl up to my room and we had sex. And not the kind of sex you see on network TV, I mean real sex. Total nudity. I got to see everything. We must have had the sex we had for almost 30 minutes, uninterrupted. It was fucking crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Ted Wakowski I met this girl once, and she came on to me kinda strong. She ends up coming over to my house, where we made out and whatnot. Then, a little while after that, I take this girl up to my room and we had sex. And not the kind of sex you see on network TV, I mean real sex. Total nudity. I got to see everything. We must have had the sex we had for almost 30 minutes, uninterrupted. It was fucking crazy. not to brag or anything, right:lol: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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