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COME ON NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MEROJUANA, Mar 29, 2005.

  1. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    YO I NEED A JOB DOG. IN CASE YOU NIGGAS DIDNT KNOW, IM SLEEPING ON MY ANNOYING COUSINS COUCH AND EATING TOAST WITH KOOLAID 3 TIMES A DAY CUZ THE NIGGA IS A FAGGOT AND COMPLAINS WHEN I EAT ANYTHING THATS HIS, PLUS HIS GIRL LIVES THERE SO THE NIGGA TRIES TO ACT LIKE HE'S "THE BOSS" WHEN IN REALITY HE'S A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT WHO'S DUMB AS ROTWEILLER SHIT AND WORKS IN A MAILROOM. THIS IS ALL CUZ I DONT HAVE A CRIB ANYMORE (LONG STORY). I NEED A FUCKING JOB ASAP. A RENT JOB. AND BY RENT JOB I MEAN A JOB THAT CAN PAY RENT NIGGA, NOT NO BULLSHIT MCDONALDS SHIT. RACKING IS VERY IFFY CUZ IM ON PRO-B. AND SELLING DRUGS IS APPARENTLY CRAZY SLOW MONEY. BESIDES ILLEGAL SHIT IS OUT OF THE QUESTION CUZ I AINT TRYING TO SEE REMO ON THE ISLAND. IM ALSO IN SCHOOL BUT THE SEMESTERS ALMOST OVER SO YOU KNOW...IM FOCUSED, SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB. OR PUT ME ON TO A JOB IN THE 5 BOROS. I DONT CARE WHERE AS LONG AS ITS NEAR A TRAIN. HOLLA AT ME.


    P.S. IF SOMEONE WORKS IN TV. MY OWN SHOW WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. OR A COLUMN IN A MAGAZINE.

    P.P.S WRITING "PS" AND "PPS" IS MAD CORNY, MY BAD. BUT YO YEAH GIMME A JOB.



    MEROES
    HIREME.
     
  2. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    try comedy central
     
  3. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    hmmmmmmmm. donating plasma is legal.
     
  4. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
  5. HAL

    HAL Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 23, 2001 Messages: 5,002 Likes Received: 49
    Work in insurance. It pays well, and the office would appreciate your humor.
     
  6. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    MLT...COMEDY CENTRAL WONT RETURN MY CALLS.

    SARA...I HAVE TATTOOS AND DRUGS IN MY SYSTEM, I CAN DONATE SHIT EXCEPT DUTCH GUTS

    SYMBOLS...IF BY FOOT YOU MEAN FACE AND MASSAGE YOU MEAN PUNCH. THEN YEAH IM MAD GOOD AT FOOT MASSAGE.


    MEROES©
    TRYAGAIN
     
  7. Yellow Feets

    Yellow Feets Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2004 Messages: 1,958 Likes Received: 0
    I'm an idiot but...

    I say find a part time job for now since you are still in school. If you really need a job, why are you being so picky? Oh. And move out. If your cousin is a (poor) bitch, move into a good friend's place. That person shouldn't mind your presence.

    Or

    Find a rich "broad" and use her for all she's worth.

    Or

    Help Chingo Bling run for office.
    http://www.chingobling.com/



    Captain Advice,
    James
     
  8. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2

    I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE IN INSURANCE WHATSOEVER...





    M E R O E
    M L B © G
     
  9. Theodore Huxtable

    Theodore Huxtable Banned

    Joined: Jan 20, 2005 Messages: 236 Likes Received: 0
    Start a reality show where you just clown cats and hate on cats in public. Chances are no producer is gonna listen to your ideas, so the best way is to have someone video tape it and then submit all your tapes. That's how Steve-O and Johnny Knoxville got started.
     
  10. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    IM NOT BEING PICKY...ITS JUST THAT WORKING A MINIMUM WAGE JOB WOULD BE A WASTE OF TIME. METROCARDS ARE NOW 24 DOLLARS FOR A WEEKLY JUMPOFF. AND IF IM PULLIN IN SOME BULLSHIT ASS HOURS AND MAKIN LIKE 78 DOLLARS A WEEK. WHATS THE POINT? IF YOU KNOW ANY RICH BROADS THAT'LL TRICK ON ME. BY ALL MEANS, PUT ME ON. I'LL PIPE THAT RUSTY UTERUS TILL THE CHECKS BOUNCE. AND AS FAR AS MOVING IN WITH GOOD FRIENDS. I HAVE ONLY ONE OPTION AS FAR AS MOVING IN WITH SOMEONE ELSE, LETS CALL MY NIGGA "PLAN B". AND MOVING IN WITH PLAN B WOULD REQUIRE ME TO SIT IN MILLBROOK HOUSES (GOOGLE IT) ALL DAY SELLING CRACK (IM DEAD SERIOUS) SO BASICALLY IM STUCK WITH MY ANNOYING FAT COUSIN AND HIS GIRLFRIEND WHO HATES HIM AND LAUGHS AT EVERYTHING I SAY...UNTIL I GET MY OWN SHIT POPPIN. I GOT MY HOMEBOY WHO'S TRYING TO MOVE OUT HIS MOMS HOUSE SO WE'RE COLLABORATING. BUT RIGHT NOW HE'S THE ONLY ONE WITH A JOB, AND HE JUST GOT A CAR SO SHIT IS LOOKING LIKE A LONG ROAD.


    M E R O E .
    IM STUCK
     
  11. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0
    How about bartending or waiting tables?

    You can get discounted or free drinks at your bar when you aren't working, and discounted or free food at your restaurant.

    If you have no experience bartending then just try to start out as a barback and see if you can train and work your way up. If you're gonna apply for a waiter position, just tell them you lived in California for a year and worked at your uncle's restaurant or some bullshit.

    Just put on some nice clothes and hop on the train and walk around looking for a nice looking place....or just google NYC bars & restaurants. Check out their websites and shit.
     
  12. Theodore Huxtable

    Theodore Huxtable Banned

    Joined: Jan 20, 2005 Messages: 236 Likes Received: 0
    I can't picture Mero as being a waiter.
     
  13. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    ah, I've been waiting for another Mero thread.

    Maybe not the one i wanted (i.e. clowning on scenester assholes and emo dickheads) but full of Mero brand filth regardless.

    Mero, here's a good place to start looking for work

    http://www.craigslist.org

    it's one of the BEST places to start looking for work in your city/area and best of all, it's free. There's all sorts of jobs up and down the spectrum from blue collar to white collar, temp work, part-time, day jobs, etc.... You just have to log on and start looking.

    My other advice would be to start calling around to temp agencies in your area. There's all sorts that special in office jobs, blue collar steeze, etc... and they basically do the looking for you. Drawback is that some can be flaky and thus you've got to bug them a lot to help you find work. Apple One is a good place because they actually hook you up with medical benefits (doing temp work!) after you've been with them for three months

    Three, set up a checking account if you don't have one. You'll never move out if you can't hoard your cash and having it in a cigar box next to your bed won't help shit because it'll be too tempting to spend it on hoes, weed and drink.

    Lastly, you need a resume and a cover letter. If you want a job, A REAL JOB you're going to need to show solid work history as well as a savy cover letter to get your foot in the door. If you want, i can email you a copy of my cover letter as an example (sorry, not my resume). Employers need to see that you can be relied upon as evidenced by a good track record.

    Hope this helps Mero. Your foul humor and acidic wit helped me through shitty times so i just wanted to return the favor
     
  14. MAGS156

    MAGS156 Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2005 Messages: 1,034 Likes Received: 1
    you got a big mouth so you could be a fluffer or evan a jon if you are young looking the buisness men love that shit(perverts)
     
  15. MAGS156

    MAGS156 Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2005 Messages: 1,034 Likes Received: 1
    you got a big mouth so you could be a fluffer or evan a jon if you are young looking the buisness men love that shit(perverts)
     
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