ETHREADZNY Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 This is best on the first week of class. Have 2 men in white coats appear at the target?s door. Best if they are equipped with nets or restraints. Rental of a van, preferably white , is better. They drag off the target, announcing that he has escaped from a mental institution. He has often portrayed a student before, and they are concerned with what has happened to the real person who is supposed to live there. ************************************* OK this is a funny quickie that works wonders. Even a child could pull this one off. I find it most satisfying when the victim has lots of different-color ballpoint pens. Get some nail polish remover (it must have acetone in it) and put it in a discreet container that fits in your hand, a small squirt bottle or an eye dropper would be good. Then stalk around the room looking for plastic pens left on desks. Squirt a little of the polish remover on the pen, enough to leave it in a shallow puddle. It will dissolve a little bit of the pen casing as it evaporates (this takes about a minute), which acts like glue. Stand back and watch as they discover their favourite green bic is stuck to the desk and they cant figure out why!! For an extra challenge, get together with some friends and see how many victims you can hit in one day. Enjoy. ********************************** buy a condom, or two, or three. even a pack. im sure there is probably some stupid suck-up who offers things to your teacher. steal his pencil case, or knapsack, fill it with condom boxes (empty, or if u want him to get in real big trouble, put only half the condoms in, as if he uses them), and wen he is so eager to suck-up and pops a pencil out for the teacher, there will be condoms springing out everywhere! even worse is with some annoying friend u hav. do the first and second step (steal knapsack/pencil + fill with condoms), then wen he gets home to his mother and father and he starts doing his homework, he will find some condoms coming out everywhere. with his parents right there! *********************************** NOTE: please only use this on someone who you REALLY hate 1. get victim very, very drunk ( to the stage where he doesn?t know what is going on and will allow you to do anything) 2. take a piece of string and tie a slipknot on to his bellend 3. attatch other end of string to his wrist 4. get him to stand up( if not possible get someone to support him) 5. give him a fierce kick up the ass 6. watch the pain ***************************************** firstly.you have to do it in a boys toilet that has a trough.to piss in. Then you get a 9 volt battery and hide it in the trough under some of those smelly yellow things.or toilet paper. then you have too block up the drain so some water builds up along the bottom of the trough.the 9 volter battery we make the water alive with electricity.the when someone pisses in the trough.ZAPP!!.a electric shock right on there knob. ************************************** ok when ur room mate goes to sleep or passes out (lol) get some duck tape and completly ducktape them to whatever they are sitting in or laying on. they are hella pissed when they can?t get up in the mornin to piss, lol. an to really mess with them, staple the legs of they?re jeans together, lol, they can?t put they?re legs through and they?re hard as hell to get out ********************************* Here's a great one for either vengeance or pure entertainment. Get boullion cubes ( those little powdered chicken stock cubes you can get in the spice section of your grocery) or I guess you could use the packet from ramen soup that I'm sure every dorm room has. Unscrew the showerhead from any shower, insert the cube or powder, and replace the showerhead When your roommate showers the next day he/ she will be saturated in chicken stock, freashly basted and ready for class. Bon Appetit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 OMFG FIRST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 Originally posted by ETHREADZNY Here's a great one for either vengeance or pure entertainment. Get boullion cubes ( those little powdered chicken stock cubes you can get in the spice section of your grocery) or I guess you could use the packet from ramen soup that I'm sure every dorm room has. Unscrew the showerhead from any shower, insert the cube or powder, and replace the showerhead When your roommate showers the next day he/ she will be saturated in chicken stock, freashly basted and ready for class. Bon Appetit! this ones the only funny one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted December 2, 2002 Author Share Posted December 2, 2002 ^ actually you are absolutely right, now that i look at it. I think it is time to let this shit sink.... please make my reply the last to this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xdyingfetusx Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 firstly.you have to do it in a boys toilet that has a trough.to piss in. Then you get a 9 volt battery and hide it in the trough under some of those smelly yellow things.or toilet paper. then you have too block up the drain so some water builds up along the bottom of the trough.the 9 volter battery we make the water alive with electricity.the when someone pisses in the trough.ZAPP!!.a electric shock right on there knob now would this really work?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 2. take a piece of string and tie a slipknot on to his bellend bellend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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