Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Is it absolutely necessery that you girls MUST have cold hands in the winter?...jeesus christ i hate that...i forbid my girl to touch me with her hands(or the 'axes' as i call them) till mid march...god i hate winter.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 does she try to sneak them in under your shirt/sweater/ etc.. now thats the absolute worst like gettin stabbed by an icicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by yoink like gettin stabbed by an icicle. couldnt word it better^^ what pisses me more though is that i have a weird feeling she does it just to get her hands warm rather than just touch me...:o whats even worse is when she tries to sneak her cold feet right between mine when we go to sleep...did i say i hate winter!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract ...what pisses me more though is that i have a weird feeling she does it just to get her hands warm rather than just touch me...:o yeah and then on top of it you get the pity me if you love me treatment to be used as an electric blanket... and i agree im done with winter, bring on the warm weather please.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by yoink yeah and then on top of it you get the pity me if you love me treatment to be used as an electric blanket... Hahahaha, conclusion...girls use the same ole tricks all over the globe, two nights ago, when i forbid skin contact with frozen parts, she said the exact same thing..."you dont love me anymore, back in the day you'd let me warm my feet on you..." I still love her though, from midmarch and on:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 It's like being touched by a penguin flipper. Except my girl is always cold. And i'm usually warm. bleh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Parker Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 If you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from his wounds...The indians believed it was his soul escaping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract i forbid my girl to touch me with her hands umm.... where should I start with the jokes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 "Not knowing where to start is the most common form of paralysis, start anywhere" be my guest...:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract i forbid my girl to touch me with her hands.... so you have a foot fetish? why? was her childhood nickname 'LobsterGirl'? and I'm sure she doesn't mind one bit. Thats ok, she can touch me anytime! is that a greek thing? pre-coffee shots at humour dont seem so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 indeed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 I love when I have freezing cold hands and I place them on the guy's abs or back. It makes them scream and jump from shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 "It makes them scream and jump from shock." that calls for a quick dose of the shocker for payback! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 I thought i told you to lay off the thread until cafeine kicks in:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 I dont listen very well!:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 right between her thighs is where i'd put my axes when i got home and she was sleeping. why is it that naked girls in a bed by themselves are like a furnace under the covers?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 cause naked girls in a bed by themselves is HOT shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 he hates that too. but when they are cold, he usually takes them and warms them up for me by cupping them together and blowing on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 http://www.kustomkrafts.net/images/nnt020%20Fire%20Dragon%20web.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Yeah, so i woke up at 635am this morning and immediatly puked my brains out next to my bed. Ive been puking ever since, my girl just dropped by after classes with some medicine for the flu and TOTALLY had the cold fingers deal goin on... Then i puked again after she left. Im sure ill puke again any second now..ill take flicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missinterpreted Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 i have cold hands right this second. why is this. and how come the boys dont get it as often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 if my girl does it she will either face a good ol slapping or revenge to be extracted in any way i see fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 this is a mystery for the ages. my girl can be wrapped up in a parka/mittens/head wrap like a fuckin sherpa but if the door opens for two seconds as someone leaves the apt. her shit is ice cold instantly. whats up with the cold blood ladies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by yoink does she try to sneak them in under your shirt/sweater/ etc.. now thats the absolute worst like gettin stabbed by an icicle. :lol: hahahah, my girl always does that to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/star2.gif'> I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by uncle-boy :lol: hahahah, my girl always does that to me. when? on your cruise to Alaska? I mean how cold does it get in Hawaii man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- "It makes them scream and jump from shock." that calls for a quick dose of the shocker for payback! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/star2.gif'> I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. donnie darko is such a kick ass movie. (that's what that reminds me of. I ALWAYS have cold hands. Could this be why my boyfriend left me and could this also be the reason why boys don't get near me? Damnit. I lose again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Pistol when? on your cruise to Alaska? I mean how cold does it get in Hawaii man? see, thats the weird thing. even in a not so cold climate, girls hands still have the ability to become cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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