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Cold Hands...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Feb 11, 2003.

  1. Is it absolutely necessery that you girls MUST have cold hands in the winter?...jeesus christ i hate that...i forbid my girl to touch me with her hands(or the 'axes' as i call them) till mid march...god i hate winter....
  2. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

    Joined: May 27, 2002 Messages: 3,428 Likes Received: 0
    does she try to sneak them in under your shirt/sweater/ etc..

    now thats the absolute worst like gettin stabbed by an icicle.

  3. couldnt word it better^^

    what pisses me more though is that i have a weird feeling she does it just to get her hands warm rather than just touch me...:eek:

    whats even worse is when she tries to sneak her cold feet right between mine when we go to sleep...did i say i hate winter!?
  4. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

    Joined: May 27, 2002 Messages: 3,428 Likes Received: 0
    yeah and then on top of it you get the pity me if you love me treatment to be used as an electric blanket...

    and i agree im done with winter, bring on the warm weather please.;)
  5. Hahahaha, conclusion...girls use the same ole tricks all over the globe, two nights ago, when i forbid skin contact with frozen parts, she said the exact same thing..."you dont love me anymore, back in the day you'd let me warm my feet on you..."

    I still love her though, from midmarch and on:D
  6. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    It's like being touched by a penguin flipper.

    Except my girl is always cold. And i'm usually warm. bleh.
  7. Hank Parker

    Hank Parker Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Messages: 1,902 Likes Received: 0
    If you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from his wounds...The indians believed it was his soul escaping.
  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    umm.... where should I start with the jokes ?
  9. "Not knowing where to start is the most common form of paralysis, start anywhere"

    be my guest...:dazed:
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    so you have a foot fetish?
    why? was her childhood nickname 'LobsterGirl'?
    and I'm sure she doesn't mind one bit.
    Thats ok, she can touch me anytime!
    is that a greek thing?

    pre-coffee shots at humour dont seem so funny.
  11. SukiSukiNow

    SukiSukiNow Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 15, 2001 Messages: 11,303 Likes Received: 702
    I love when I have freezing cold hands and I place them on the guy's abs or back. It makes them scream and jump from shock.
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    "It makes them scream and jump from shock."

    that calls for a quick dose of the shocker for payback!
  13. I thought i told you to lay off the thread until cafeine kicks in:D